OFFICIAL RAPTORS VS HEAT GAME 2 THREAD 2

OFFICIAL RAPTORS VS HEAT GAME 2 THREAD 2

Yeah we're gonna blow this

>1st for fuck you all

i like this thread image

>Craptors

JUST

Heat with the comeback

wew kobe

>dumb as shit slut taking a pic of her new raptors jersey aka her shitty fake tits for attention on instagram and snapchat

Absolute peasant tier.

>tie game

the raptors should be killing the heat


MOTHERFUCKING FLASH

Oh my........just look at the time..........

Only a few minutes till the choking quarter!!

is that louie anderson in drag?

UDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh my Wade

Derozan has 15 points on 19 shots

Craptors have the worst fucking offense in the league.

>high pick and roll
>pass the ball back beyond the 3 point line
>dribble in
>iso
>contested jump shot

Lmao

>craptors

Y'all don't have a REAL fan slut like the Heat have with Abella Anderson.

you mean that wasnt the choking quarter?

TYBW
Y
B
W

Goddamn fampai Canada is brick city

>DEFROZEN

LEL Raptors offense is literally chuck long twos instead of chuck threes

make that 15 on 20

>autistic dino fans

Raptors can't shoot for shit

That's a good night for him

how the hell did the raptors become second in the east when their only good player is valenciunas?

Why do people hate Wade again? He's being playing really solid in this post season.

you're not a real team until you're owner is a slut, god bless jeanie buss

can't wait til the lakers overpay that fucker

Trade Derozan tonight. No, seriously. Trade him.

>raptors
>good player

pick one

how were they top ten in offensive efficiency?

Thank god im not a raptors fan
Im starting to feel bad for lowry and derozan

CANADA WHERE YOU AT
WHY SO QUIET
CANADA WHERE YOU AT
WHY SO QUIET
CANADA WHERE YOU AT
WHY SO QUIET
CANADA WHERE YOU AT
WHY SO QUIET
CANADA WHERE YOU AT
WHY SO QUIET

JUST

Jesus. This game is going to 5 max. Raps are fucking trash.

>autistic frog poster

Is Derozan the worst player in NBA history?

Caseys job must be hella easy

7/10 plays are Derozan's iso andpnr or fade away j

he plays Zach Galifinakis (sp) mom in a new show called Buckets.

Canada on pooicide watch

I've never really seen people hate on Wade, at least not seriously

Cause he takes HGH

Lowry and DeFrozen actually play good in regular season and just fold in the playoffs.

he is doing better than lowry

Because it's the regular season

Hello Captain Obvious, anymore deep insight?

>heat shooting above 50%
>raptors under 40%
no

They hate to admit that lelbron would still have 0 rings without Wade

Side note : raptors are garbage. If heat had bosh this would be a 30 point blow out.

You got doubles

that was just a preview, it gets much worse

Where did all the Canada flags vanish off to?

He's really not though

what if the Raptors still had Bosh?

Casey is worse with lineups than Bickerstaff. Infuriating and I'm not even a Craptors fan

Imagine they had Vinsanity too?

HIT YOUR FREE THROWS YOU FUCKING CHOKER

lowry was doing nothing and derozan was doing something.

come on gerald PLAY BUMPYY

Wade wouldn't have 3 rings without LeBron

Saved to my American banter folder lads

>shit name
>shit city
>shit uniforms
>shit players

Why would anyone even consider rooting for the Rapshits?

I'm waiting for another raptors lead so I can shitpost ^_^

>tfw can't stop thinking about this girl I like from work
>tfw she wanted to play Pokemon cards with me last weekend and she wants to next weekend

>lowry misses both freethrows

The Captain of Choke

Is Lowry the worst shooter in playoff history?

G-Guys?

they live in Toronto, and are Chinese/Indian

He'd prolly be in a suit on the other side of the court

refclock

Derozan is chucking up shots. At least Lowry is getting good shots for other guys. Derozan is doing nothing but chucking.

oy vey call a timeout you idiot

>autism

Yes, because lebron was with the heat in 06.

No DeRozan is

J U S T

HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4 HEAT SWEEP IN 4

are you 12?

*free* throws.

I wish I was Lithuanian so much

Are you over 18 user

Her

Raptors is an awesome name pham. Who don't love fucking dinosaurs?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

MY FUCKING SIDES

TORONTO RAPTORS IS GETTING LITERALLY OBLITERATED RIGHT NOW

THIS IS SO PATHETIC

HOLY FUCK THE COUNTRY OF CANADA MUST BE EMBARASSED

THIS IS SO SAD

THE RAPTORS ARE EXPOSED WITHOUT VINCE CARTER

MY SIDES

THEIR FANS MUST LITERALLY BE IN TEARS, "MOMMY WHERE IS VINCE TO BAIL US OUT"


AHAHHAHAHAHAH

>THE BANDWAGON COUNTRY OF CANADA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN


AHAHAHAHHAHAH


>THE CITY OF TORONTO

MY FUCKING FACE

WHEN THESE BANDWAGON

MAPLELEAFS GOT EXPOSED


>MY SIDES

>MY SIDES

>MY SIDES
>MFW WHEN A BANDWAGONER STARTED THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM AND CRYING SPOUTING BUT MUH VINCE WHERES MUH CARTER

AHAHHAHA soo o MUCH FUCKING ASS

SWEEP INCOMING

>The Raptors actually had aspirations to make it to the ECF and finals

top fuckin kek

PATMAN

>girl I like from work

t. janitor from kindergarten

can someone explain to me what the fuck is wrong with derozan and Lowry once they get into the playoffs? why is it like night and day to their regular season form?

Didn't all the real hype around Lowry begin in the playoffs 2 years ago when he was killin it?

>scoreboard
>losing

>Canada is so dirty they resort to flopping.
Can we just move the raptors to Seattle.

J V
V

damn the raptors got fucking buttraped on their """""home""""""" court

RAPTORS SWEEP IN 3

LETS GO

DAS IT MANE

PARDON ME?

A HAHAHAH HOLY FUCK YOU DUMB FUCK

>literally naming your team the Raptors because fucking Jurassic park was released back then

Can't get any more memetic. Fuck what a sorry franchise

So why did it take this long for Casey to realize Valencunias is their best player?

read it again you moron

Fuck lads just woke up what have I missed