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Comfy edition

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cara

gf ordered the horse cock strap-on earlier

cannot wait to have it in me

acceptable post

spanish pop

mo102

haven't lived with my parents for more than a few weeks at a time since i was 18

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lads

>mechanical engineer for company I can't disclose
>always get changed at work as we end up filthy by the end of the day
>worked overtime today
>in changing rooms with the lads
>mate in front takes his trousers off
>white boxers
>covered in skiddies

Fucking pissed myself. That is why you don't wear white boxers to work. Especially if you're shuffling about on the floor a lot of the time.

oi killa, teddy
watch out
mi ah di real toppa top
YAH

MI BORN BADDER THAN DEM
MI AH ROUGH A DAN DEM
ALL A DEM WATCH OUT
MI AH BADDER DAN DEM
ROUGH AH ALL AH DEM

BADDER THAN DEM
BADDER THAN DEM
BADDER THAN DEM
BADDER THAN DEM

WAH TEST DEM GANJANAMI A TRU LEGEND
RULE DI BUSINESS FROM '95
A DAT BACK WHEN KILLA WAH A LIKKLE BOY
MI AH BADDER THAN THEM

Trainlad here
Have you missed me?

Anyone ever had a taxi ride and realised that the driver is a complete nutcase? Happened to me earlier and when we arrived at my house I just threw a tenner at him and got out as soon as possible

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i know who you work for

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>tfw

exceptional post

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Finally, a Netflix Original that isn't shit

got driven around by some uber guy who was quite clearly off his nut on something, but i was also off my nut so i found it great craic like

>mfw

yes
he was going like 50 in a 30 and going round roundabouts like he was driving a F1 car
It's the only time I've ever been in a car where I've been scared and haven't been driving

depressed

May will be sacked
Corbyn is scum
Boris is unfit

Do your duty and vote George for 2020.

MASSARS DUNPHAY

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Stranger Things was 10/10

Best thing to come out in years

>Oil based pomades are closer in nature to that used by rockers and rockabillies of the 50s

eww my nigga you aint james dean

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Terve vald oli kokku aetud,
kihelkond kokku kutsutud;
külalisi igat seltsi –
Viruvanem kaasagagi palutud!
Tõnni, parajam peiu,
kosind Mannikese endale,
Manni, nobedam neiu,
läheb Tõnnile mehele.

Pulmad, jah pulmad!
Pulmapidu ülitore.
Viina viiskümmend vaati,
pulma kraami kokku toodi
nõnda palju, kui saadi.
Parte, hanesid praeti
vist üle tuhande ära,
terve trobikond püssisid
pulma auks teeb kära.

Still remember that morning vividly, came downstairs in my pyjamas and my mum was sat on the sofa quietly crying

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post mog

got a stiffy that I don't know what to do with lads

the damn thing won't go down either

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how are they even making so many at once of which most are absolute garbage

take pics of it and post them here

Never got an answer last last thread but

Does anybody here read out the writing on people's shirts aloud to them?

This is why I only own plain shirts.

if you haven't listened to his speech at the Spectator awards yet please do, it's honestly fucking hilarious

who knew George was packing 50 cal bants

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how old do you have to be to wear a flat cap and not look like a complete fedora?

my mum was changing my nappy with the news on haha

tfw train i get on most often is a class 170 turbostar and they don't have any charging sockets anywhere but first class

absolute disgrace in the year 2016 i say

>housemate I don't like asks me a question on whatsapp
>purposely don't open the message
>still respond to other messages
>she can see that I've been online but haven't looked at her message

Who else /PassiveAgressive/ here?

I like the look of our older freight trains

the newer ones are all boring and american

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any pomade recs lads?

Have you tried wanking it?

beta sad act

like doing this too

VERY good lads

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My sisters thongs are out on the line

My neighbour made a joke about them to me

instant ban

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good post

I like his stance

people at work keep banging on about this

should i do a watch of it?

Didn't look at that post

what joke also is your sister fit

named after you mate haha

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>RÚV has renewed Trapped for a Second season to premiere in 2018


TWO FUCKING YEARS???????

arse pomade u poof hahahah

haha yeah...

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yeah this is top desu

if you enjoy bants listen to this

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Netflix has been cutting their budget for actual films to fund their projects. Films are disappearing all the time from their service and there's only something like 2/3 of the library they had a few years ago.

I said I was working on it, didn't I?

yes of course you should fucking watch it
first episode isn't that captivating though

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not a single wave shall enter my eardrum

>Oil based
Goon Grease
Reuzel Green

>Water based
Shear Revival Crystal Lake
Anchor's Teddy Boy Original
Daimon Barber #1

no need to be rude laddo

dave was better

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ahah can you apply it?

What does this mean in English lad?

hate sad music

*blasts 3 different hardcore drum and bass mixes at the same time at max volume from my 500w speakers drowning out the pain*

aaahhhh

rasheed

ARE YOU FUCKING SLEEPING

Imagine slaving every day just to live in Britain

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>top tier
Austria
>hit and miss tier
France
Nova scotia
>do not click tier
all yanks
the rest

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GRAPH

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>15 quid
>bent af name
won't be slathering this on my mane

wouldn't be concerned about sound waves if I were you son

MI AH PUFFIN ON AH SENSI
MI AH DA RUFFEST MI AH DA BADDEST

>ref

oh my dayssss

fucking kek

put too much tabasco on my food and now my face is sweating
i made a terrible choice lads

Comfy.

No, not right now

mukhtar al-saqib

You asked for fucking pomades and that is an average price you cunt don't ever ask for recommendations again you twat

what does it mean if a girl uses exclamation marks every time she writes something?

a le ground movement excellent post

Decided to splash out on this months runt chow
I want them stimulated but not over stimulated so I don't always feed them brightly coloured food