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poo

eesti.

>Be kiwi
>Earth has a little shake
>Die
Is there anything more pathetic lads

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Nuke the Celts 2bqh

alright reddit

Always feel bad ignoring messages from girls I'm not interested in, even though it happens to me a lot.

my dad's a banker and he banks all day

great post

adore this twitter gimmick

*breaks the conditioning*

This is the real new

want to die

yeah, you

for once I had the chance to die during my sleep and I didn't ffs lads

how tight are estonian lads bumholes

btfo

GEORGE
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back from shops

did not see the moon, it was too cloudy, it was cold and wet, they had no dairy milk oreos, and i did an autism at the checkout girl

wouldn't recommend it lads

FUCK OFF

What is the gimmick?

get out reddit

people hate him lad

wow

hey penpal :3
what's it like in new zealand?

mo097

ESTONIA FUCK OFF YOU NONCE I WILL SNAP EACH AND EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY

We're not sodomites, mate

>leave work Friday
>guy I work with getting in car with his GF
>hates me because his GF is always talking to me at work and fancies me
>no interest in her but make out I do to make him mad
>takes same route as me
>up his arse all the way to dual carriageway
>only 40 limit
>he floors it
>trying to give it the old billy big bollocks
>decide not to chase him
>speed van a mile up the road clocks him
>must have been doing 55 in a 40
>mfw

how can white bois even compete

Who /pro-LGBT/ here?

what is this?

...

Shaky

Wow.
Is Glassgoff a Russian city?

Just received this telex from the so-called "gf"

>Another 50+ hour work week starts tomorrow

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Where do you see yourselves in four years?

the gf

why not

Still would, for a laugh.

eyes did not swipe over this wall of bile

Because its pretty gay.

>tfw 370,000 word essay due tomorrow

The British gf just sent me this

Shan't be reading one letter

I would to be able to say I did

good post

...

back in the day Lineker once shit himself playing football and tried to hide it by wiping his arse along the floor like a dog on the sidelines

well obviously a camera filmed it so now whenever he tweets, someone replies "shat on [subject of the tweet]"

he used to sperg out and shout at people and mass block but now he just ignores it but people still keep it up

he did some tweets about refugee children recently so people just replied "shat on refugee kids"

so immature but it makes me crease

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q="shat on" to:GaryLineker&src=typd&lang=en

people will always hate the chancellor of the exchequer, he's the guy who made the budget cuts.

still was the best for a long time, and now he's off the cabinet he can promote his image with stuff like that

>Yank GF

Gotta get a Yank

post yank slags

looks like the Royal Ontario Museum here

fuck trump. I hate racists

poshos are so disgusting

She's Australian

their bumholes flap in the breeze

Yanks raus

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literally no difference

Yeah there's a big competition to be the first/second 'shat on' reply

Managed to be first once and got a handful of retweets

weird. this is like the least sexual thing imaginable


not even gay

not clicking on this shite

He doesn't mind though. He once posted the shit emoji and posted "Throwback Thursday".

Sayumi Michishige

ayy

>Literally wears the American flag

You cannot get more American mate

not sure i like the direction the new brady bunch is going

oh please, they're not posh

my family are posh and everyone sits in their own room with their own bottles of wine quietly ignoring each other

same architect kek

the light reflected of these pixels will not pass through the cornea

Fuck off Gary

literally shaking at the thought of white men

...

Shat on, one could say ..

cute :3

great post

I'm going to have to ask you to NOT call my gf a yank x

what crime did they do?

ugh depressed

have done absolutely fuckall all day. went to lidl to get a few beers earlier but feeling a bit shit and can't be arsed even drinking them now. might even just pour them all down the drain and knock the alcohol on the head for a while and give the liver a break

Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

They're clearly posh cunts who live in nice flats in London for free cos they're owned by Daddy's estate agency.

anti-trump rioters

found rare footage of the phantom typer

youtube.com/watch?v=p_6hxB1OK00

>enter my molecules into someone elses molecules
>get arrested because their molecules have not been around for enough of the earths rotations around the sun

wanking over 9/11 footage

dead yanks makes me hard

who /never going to america again / here

youtube.com/watch?v=N0qh5C86RpA

>HERE IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS

>Accidentally poked my dog in the eye whilst going to stroke his head earlier
>pissed myself laughing
>happens all the time I accidentally hurt him or when someone hurts themselves
>not sure why

Maybe I just have a strange sense of humour?

BRILLIANT post

anyone else deal with multiple medical issues?

How was everyone's weekend?

Is that Essex? He looks kinda like Mac DeMarco

went and fell in love like an absolute wasteman

DAHLING

>ywn finger her outside a kebab shop in Clacton-on-Sea

UNLOCK YOUR HUMAN POTENTIAL

DEFEAT THE GLOBALISTS WHO WANT TO SHATTER YOUR MIND

Photography lads... when you see an old photo like this you really like, how could you possibly find what camera/lens was used to take it?