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The equally hard situation of having to watch the last thread go down edition.

God save the Queen desu

>The equally hard situation of having to watch the last thread go down edition.
Took me a second.

>capitalized "é"

Behead those who capitalise the "é"

So, apparently there's a difference between an Ice Pop and an Ice Lolly?

I don't get it

É

>not knowing the difference between an Ice Pop and an Ice Lolly
frog education

So what are you doing in France?

Behead those who don't know the difference between an Ice Pop and an Ice Lolly

If there is, it's in shape. Pop is cylindrical, lolly is wider than your mouth, generally shaped like a "rocket" on one side.

betraying this country

>putting an accent on the 'e'
lmao

He wont tell, but I'm pretty sure he is an aristocrat with family in Normandy.

just got back from my end direct provison march
anything happen while I was gone?

Clearly not learning the difference between the various types of iced foodstuffs because ice cream is weirdly expensive over here.

>they have to use two letters to express one basic sound
>his language has vowels with multiple, inconsistent sounds

Are you serious?

Did you at least actually witness it?

you just made a big mistake kiddo

>just got back from my end direct provison march
It's fucking 23:22, lad.

Can't do a sleep lads.

Upload any funnies.

>No one outside of Ireland ever uses 'Orangeman' to describe us for a start.
But you're wrong. Joe Biden made a joke about "no Orangemen are welcome" in the White House at Paddy's Day last year.

torn about the whole end direct provision shite
don't think immigrants should get direct provision but most of those protesting against it want to give immigrants full rights immediately

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Pls tell me. I want to get a job in Brest or somewhere close in order to improve my french

Cad a tharla le swooce 's your man?

>all these (you)'s
im only memeing lads, got the inspiration from a poster in town about a protest
also loads of posters about how the socialist party has been fighting fascism since the 80s
what the fuck are these cunts even on about like

dead and gone
every beautiful thought being already sung
so I guess
right now
here's another one

i too would like a job involving brests

Tell you what? If you want a job in France, just apply for one like everybody else. I'd advise applying for work during the summer months in a touristy area. There's always looking for young workers and will often hire you for basic jobs even if your French is shite.

I bet youre a girl. If i go over can you meet with me? Im not very good at making new friends :)

Can confirm, worked in Germany for 6 weeks and could not speak a word of German.

>personality faggot circlejerking

no surprises here

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What I said in my second post was an elaborated explanation of why businesses and the government would want more people working to produce taxable profits.

"Direct Provision" is only given to "asylum seekers", and they're in there because they aren't approved, but it's basically fucking impossible to send them away, particularly if they have "anchor babies" plopped out already, as loads of them do.

The leftist argument against it is "they aren't allowed to live in Irish society!", but logically, if they were """worth""" letting into Irish society, according to the rules lefties established for letting them in, they would already be.
So they're almost certainly people who the left won't allow to be deported because they'll drag the government through the courts for more than they pay to keep these people in their own little colonies.
It's the left looking to "solve" a leftist problem through the intensification of leftism.

I HATE THEM

this feels like a genuine post

Good news lads, I'm going to the Hungarian Parliament for 3 days in January. Going to propose new defensive weapons for border security.

So far I have
>duracell batteries in a sock
>tin whistles for bateing the heads off young fellas (must be adapted for use against muzzy skulls instead of orange ones).

Haha lad you think this was bad you should have seen /eire/ two years ago. Christ.

Regards,
Butler.

>shifting the goalposts

shift your ma you keep it up

Hurls and slitotars

Bejaysus boy a whack off a sliotar will soon make them turn right back to whatever godforsaken country they hail from

I don't even see where I'm disagreeing with you, so...?

Barrel bombs and mustard gas is fierce alright but it's nought compared to what a junior b champion can unleash

The brutality of a junior B final was far greater than any conflict in the balkans

brother has the who'er over again

That sounds very speculative.

People joke about Junior B Hurling, but those lads play a different breed of hurling to what you'll see on the TV. Brutal stuff.

Are they having the sex?

French anime poster? I'm sorry if i weirded you out, I really didnt mean to. I just like france a lot ok? it has been a dream of mine for years to move there. again i really am sorry.

nae but I'm dying for a bit of fruit right now

k

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Not too fond of the guy that wants to fuck the frogweeb if I'm honest with you lads.

If you have a brother who can get a who'er, you should ask him for advice.

Can't post here with this le ebin French cancer avatarfagging mong glued to his computer 24/7 having to let everyone know who he is posting every fucking minute.

>talking to your family about who'ers
Not very Catholic of you.

>having to let everyone know who he is posting every fucking minute
I'm trying to figure out what typo you made here but I'm at a loss.

I'm not too fond of YOUR posts, to be quite honest with you, pal.

Thanks :) ^_^ so what do you do for fun in france?

just filter french flag posters

I've a wee bit of a story for you lads.

>in the ole leaba last night, ina codhladh as you do
>decide "well obviously it's the perfect time to give the ole toe nails a trim"
>no clippers but sure what else are finger nails for?
>big toe gives a bit of hassle but it eventually caves
>the next 3 fall in quick succession
>now the hard part
>the babby toe, my greatest adversary
>he's defeated me countless times before and avoided being trimmed by hand, but not this time
>starting to make a bit of headway but sure wouldn't you know, the angle is off and I've to start again after getting it halfway
>decide to move a little further down so accommodate for the angle and so I've a bit more leverage
>too far
>rip most of the nail off before I realise my folly
>the entire nail has been ripped clean, save for one side where it's practically embedded into the flesh
>trickling blood everywhere
>I will not be defeated.
>"Collins didn't die for this"
>rip off the rest of the nail
>only realise afterwards that now I have a toe with no nail on it
>I am now sitting in bed with a piece of tissue wrapped around my toe trying to make sure it doesn't get any dirt caught in it

Chucky are la.

I love getting assraped :3

>samefagging

Does that hurt as much as I imagine it will be?

>Not very Catholic of you.
Not my fault a man's got to sift through chaff to get wheat.

No surrender lad

if you dont want to talk to me just say it. dont lead me on by being nice to me then saying things like this please?

Not really. It stings a bit when it's tugging on the skin, but once you have it off it's not too bad.

No pain, no 32 county gain.

You have poofy feet.

if you pull another one off, would you die?

They're for dancing on Orange skulls you little cunt.

With poofy little feet like that you wouldn't even wake them up.

Calippos are ice lollies I think.

They look quite slim to me?

Certainly not swollen or anything.

>little
I'm an 11 you little knob jockey.

But they don't have a stick so they can't be a lolly.

The calippo itself is the stick. The packaging is the stick protector.

French nonce inserts sticks into little girls.

A regular Gilles de Rais.

Then what's the actual lolly part?

I could believe that you're 11 years old with poofy little feet like that.

Anyone here can speak actual Celtic Irish?

oi canindayd

The bit in your mouth.

Have been wearing my contacts above the 8-10 hour limit

I like to live dangerously

Semantic question:
would you call the Treaty of Versailles a direct or indirect cause of WWII

Direct.

It was a treaty you spacker, they end wars not start them.

I too am a wild man
Pic related

And it was the parts of the treaty that directly lead to fascism dominating Germany

I'm arguing over the semantics of "direct" and "indirect" with some faggot and its hurting my head

post your feet then you faggot

Why though?

Here's a Türk grills that I talk to instead ok?

Seriously developing sandfever tbqh

Hitler waged war against the Jew and the Bolshevik, don't remember them saying the treaty was the reason troops rolled into poland

>sandfever

Why? Know any IRL?

It's the West Brit I posted about earlier and I'm not letting this little nigger get the last word

>Seriously developing sandfever tbqh
traitor

It was one of his favourite talking points and he rode to power on a manifesto of repealing the treaty provisions

Spoken to a few, see them around uni all the time.

Never surrender.

The women are banging tho they outclass Irish women without even breaking a sweat

Do they seem interested in Irishmen?

Asking for a sadiq.

Just accept that West Brits are inherently superior and that you'll never be able to beat him without resorting to violence.

Germany deserved it. Their treaties in the past were equally dickish. See: Treaty of Brest-Litovsk.

this is how the western man falls
women

Most I talk to are Turks and yeah, they're obsessed with blue eyes. It's cheat codes for that entire region.