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>eaten 600 caloires in 10 minutes
pray for mojo

is shit

get your own gimmick

going to work on a sail ship tying big knots with very large and heavy ropes just to get my hands bigger

ptfo

Really focused my stream of consciousness for a while

not a scriptbabby anyone with half a brain can time it

r8 my pizza

is it true that the english are less interesting and get less pussy that the scottish?

>french cuisine

What about European Jews

wuu2 then lads?

I'm drinking strongbow and eating maryland cookies.

If you find drug addiction alcoholism blind liberalism and poverty interesting (as some Californian style hipsters might) then sure.

Most seem to assimilate

>Cultural origins
>origins

European jews share those origins there are no European jewish origins. The only reason there are any European jews is because they've been kicked out of every country they've tried to set up shop in since the beginning of time and soon they'll get kicked out of America.

>marriage psychology
>companionate; based on mutual consent and affection
Stopped reading there

doesnt that hurt his nose?

>The Janny doesn't understand the complex subtelties of post-cultural, ironic nihilihist memery

*smirks*

The Janitor hit me with a post block, if that's within his power. If not he, then it was one of The Moderators. Regardless of the identity of the culprit, my freedom of speech was impinged for 15 minutes. Thoughts?

Should have spent the time learning to spell

unironically having a little cry

What's up lad?

>Marriage Psychology
>Companionate
What a story

what THE FUCK are you chatting you illiterate wankstain? point out my mistakes NOW

enjoy ur ban u fuckin idiot

hahah faggot

lying in bed watching family guy, a bit sad tbqh

its that time of night

willy bum poo!

jest abooty get tae bed

like who who what and where
who who what and where
nah nah nah but where

havent showered in 5 days and my dicks full of smelly cheese lads

wat do

hello I am back from my temp ban

Lop it off with a hot knife x

thinking about how fast time goes by and how i've lost touch with people and will lose touch with others

yes

'ate the 'za

Must be real depression hours, what's up with you then?

Same; that last thread was legendary.

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so i'm here posting some good stuff right when suddenly this fat guy tells me i can't post anymore

Watching Trailer Park Boys interspersed with some music and shitposting desu

tragic if this is a normal takeaway pizza in the uk

having a yoghurt

That is a rather accurate representation of my life right now ngl

xoxo

FUCK janny is after me better RUN skrrt

here we are then
the lads

...

holding a eulogy for your insides right now desu

Just feel a bit lonely, I lost my friends and my gf a while ago and my life just hasn't been the same since. I've made new friends but they're just not the close friends I had. Been trying seeing other women but just can't seem to get anywhere with them

wish you'd all stop upsetting the janitor i don't have a dynamic ip

anywhere that I got beef I skrrt
man didn't really want beef don't stir

just post on my phone when i get banned desu

hahaha we need matching leather jackets. we are bad boys

shant ever stop thinking of you x you and your hard willy

Avoided all the trouble because I'm a good boy

netherlands more like netherbackwardlands desu

gf is too noisy in bed pretty sure my neighbors hear

ye

Trying to decide what to get the gf for christmas
it's our first christmas of being a couple so i want it to be something extra special

Can hear my neighbour wanking and moaning, I think he wants me to believe he's got a gf

howling at the impotent little runt

It might be too much for my Blackberry to handle. I just go on Ylilauta or Krautchan myself.

get her a danish (lol) from gregg

can never be arsed to post of my phone desu

same
sometimes even tether it

can hear my neighbour howling like a dog at what sounds like his other neighbour (who is a total runt) wanking and making it sound like he's with a girl

What does she like?

i am gay hahaha

oh shut up you insufferable normal

i am a nonce hahaha

anyone here have a genuine mental illness or disability?

Would like to laugh at your expense desu

i am a bent nonce hahaha

FUCK OFF CUNT

lots of stuff
like i have some ideas of what to get her but nothing that really seems as special as i want it to

Same here but life goes on, as long as you can pick yourself up instead of falling into the depression routine constantly you'll end up a much happier man and better off for it.

See above lad, don't fall into it. You gotta realise you aren't the only one who's lost friends and only the proper lucky ones keep the mates they had before, sometimes I often wonder myself if I can ever find such good friends again, maybe I can and maybe I can't, the worst you can do is try to find again the things you had before, it's just part of having your own life, for them and for you

Literally autistic, and pretty sure I have some depression.

This video is making the neurons go into overdrive

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FONT nonce twat

really got me thinking

It's the thought that counts really, Find out her passion/ one of her favourite things and buy something related to that

im american

guy next to me is hooting like a gorilla, something about australian neighborhood antics

Asperger's myself, been diagnosed since I was 3. I don't really disclose to my friends.

browsing the 'ddit lads

imagine missing out on all this quality content because you're so autisticly loyal to the chon

I'm starting to understand people less and less

These people are supposed to be the normies, yet they appear mental

just good 'ol 'tism

This is every frenchman's nightmare.

I meant its that time of night as in your mind wanders

>I don't really disclose to my friends.
You don't have aspergers then

Can not stand the amount of porn on the front page 2bh, seems like every second post is just some tits

im a gay nonce

>'ddit
>12 hour clock

utter runt

That post gave me an erection. Here's a (You) for reward.

Thanks mate, I feel a little better. It's just a constant battle trying to pull myself out of these fucking sad act moods. Maybe when I go back to college things will improve.

are you alright?

You would know, wouldn't you

eh. like i can think of some things
pretty sure it'll either make her love me even more or ruin it for good
so this'll be fun

99.99% sure I have some form of mental illness, probably multiple

shan't be finding out what though haha

>tfw you have the OCD meme

Ah yes post brexit britain shut down even more of the coal mines

might do a browse of the ol' 'ddit