>wake up
>your cunt is suddenly the 51st state of the United States
what do you do and how do you feel?
Wake up
Justin Ward
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Kevin Baker
business as usual
Dominic Gutierrez
Carry on with my life.
Update my Driver's License and Passport?
Luis Ward
buy a gun
Joseph Green
stay the same, expect 90% of the industry move somewhere else because of insanely high corporate taxes.
also this
Caleb Hill
pretty much the same
Henry Perez
>Britain
So It's just another day then?
Carter Turner
what did he mean by this? and why is this flag different, is he on vacation
Benjamin Robinson
Why ARE our corporate taxes so high? Even Finland has us beat.
Zachary Baker
Celebrate that we have been uncucked from Truduck
Owen Roberts
fedz gib monies bls :^ DDDD
Zachary Gray
Leftovers from the FDR era
Keep in mind that only small companies have to pay them, large ones just store all their cash in offshore accounts and exploit tax loopholesp
Carter Ramirez
>why is this flag different, is he on vacation
I moved here from Bongistan
Eli Campbell
why'd you move from comfy britain
Luke Russell
I like guns and being able to own a shitload of land
Elijah Fisher
That's it? lame....
Angel Bailey
Not lame at all desu leaffriend
Nicholas Sullivan
i'm ok with it
Noah Sanchez
I'd get pissed off and leave desu
fucking "muh heritage" americans would swarm the place and claim to be more Irish than real Irish people
Jaxson Watson
>what do you do
get a real job back in mainland
>how do you feel
so fucking relieved
Nicholas Gonzalez
...
Dominic Evans
well it was either us or Russia
David Miller
...
Jayden Ortiz
I'd buy a gun and embrace our overlord and saviour D. j. Trump
Christopher Ross
It would be unsettling. For one thing we would have to change all our laws, since our head of state is Royalty and not some meme president that changes every few years.
It's not the worst thing that could happen to us. I'd consider moving to NYC or one of the big cities for a while, but I could do that before becoming American anyways.
So in short I would be conflicted. I'm sure there would be a lot of opposition considering our anti nuclear stance though, and there's quite a lot of casual Anti Americanism here like in the UK.
Owen Long
We pretty much are the 51st state.
But after being ruled by Germans, French, Germans again, and Russians, we like our illusion of independence.
Samuel Edwards
>your cunt is suddenly the 51st state of the United States
Feels good.
Austin Turner
I would fucking be the happiest person in the world if that happened.
>no corruption
>high salaries
>good life quality
Colton Robinson
>our head of state is Royalty and not some meme president that changes every few years.
>The royal family isn't the biggest meme leadership on the planet earth
>We pretty much are the 51st state.
While the flag is similar you are not Puerto Rico
Josiah Clark
>exploit tax loopholesp
If you don't count loopholes, the US has one of the highest corporate taxes in the world (3rd or 4th highest IIRC).
If you average out the loopholes and consider how much tax US companies ACTUALLY pay, the US's EFFECTIVE tax rate is only the 2nd highest tax rate among OECD nations (2nd highest out of the 34 most developed nations, after NZ which is the highest).
Brody Stewart
Dude, guns, lmao.
Liam Powell
>implying pepiks wouldn't gladly be german bitches again
Caleb Allen
Shrug and go about my business.
I suppose it would be a mild improvement to be part of federation that does not hate itself quite so much as the present one.
Ethan Smith
Move to other state
Easton Reyes
Right after you are going to declare your eternal love to Russia.
Alexander Cook
I think it would be great. Then I'd proceed to unironically buy some guys.
Ethan Lewis
laugh at the irony and teach the new american lads how to banter
Jonathan Morgan
Well dont wanna be cocky but we're already the 51st state you just have to examine up close the american flag on Sup Forums.