/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 34
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Frank fails to top Radiohead/Chance
-Life on Mars? named best song of the 70's
-Rest in peace Toots Thielemans
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

I hope Kanye Owen Hart's himself at some point during his tour. Thank you.

I stand with Ethan, Freddie and Gira and all the other falsely accused or shamed.

Who is likely to be a high up BNM now that frank has been reviewed?

Also, how cancerous was the thread last night?

i cant believe someone takes the time to make this thread every fucking night

So close to quads user

the p4k shill is a sweet angel for making these threads diligently

that without a life cannot die, user

Ctrl + v, friend

Can't believe the highest rated album of the year is a 9.1? What the fuck is going on

These threads are why I keep coming back here. I

kill a black in Nunavut showdown on the shadow man meme album 2017 eyes glow blood gleams january get a pitchfork president february never scary meme spinning image board

2016 has probably been the best music year since 2012 too

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

respect.

are you ok?

new CC 8.5 BNM screenshot this my wife's son works at nintendo

when's the nintendo direct on the nx dropping?

It' not gonna get BNM it's not even going to get 8.0 but it's get 7 at least.

it will be p& HARD

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

t. your local alternative rock radio station circa 2003

next up: "Chop Suey" by System of a Down

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Jeffrey getting a 10.0

De la soul 8.5 no BNM

Being told that the Angel Olsen has been dropped from 8.5 to 8.4 after the newest video because the majority of the staff aren't thigh men.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Cassius 5.9 by Philip Sherburne
Red Pill 6.5 by Jay Balfour
Feral 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Carl Broemel 6.3 by Evan Rytlewski

>aren't thigh men
disgusting

Legs > Ass > Tits

Why is Crystal Castles getting snubbed

because user alice is the only good one lol

8.6 my friend

i remember when p4k gave the dead c an 8.4 no bnm, that got me pretty buttflustered

Pitchfork, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that the new Crystal Castles album is so terrible that it doesn't warrant a review.

Pour up for A$AP
RIP Pimp C
RIP Harambe, that nigga look just like me