WHY THE FUCK?

Why the fuck did Sammy Sosa do this to himself?
>pic related

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Stopped stealing

he wanted to infiltrate the beta database

nigga gon'n bleached him'self

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MJ thought he was Peter Pan, who does Sosa think he is?

>not wanting to be white

There is nothing wrong with wanting to be apart of white culture, but going and bleaching your skin seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?

Jesus Christ

I thought this was just some light trickery or some photoshop. I just looked it up and he's literally doing this to himself purposefully. He looks fucking weird. What the fuck is he doing??

>implying even white people want to be white
>what is Fake Tan

baseball is so boring that he lost his melanine

What the fuck. I think I'm darker than him now as someone with the whitest ancestors ever. Irish, German, Norwegian.

JUST

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he felt insulted by memes

For the record, Tina Fey does look better than Sarah Palin.

he looks better than when he was black desu

Skin whitening creams are popular all over Africa and Asia. You can be several skin tones lighter with them.

100% white

>Irish
>White

I'm surprised he hasn't straightened his hair and had nose surgery. After the skin whitening and contacts that's next in line.

I wonder if he puts it onto his body too.

He looks like a fucking monster to be honest

This is the stuff of nightmares

After cheating his way into MLB stardom he's now trying to cheat his way into whiteness.

black skin hides the ugly