Super /rug/ Weekend - Round 11

>Friday 6th of May
Crusaders 38 - 5 Reds
Brumbies 23 - 6 Bulls

>Saturday 7th of May
5:15 Sunwolves v Force, Prince Gottacatchemall Stadium, Tokyo

7:35 Chiefs v Highlanders, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton

9:45 Waratahs v Cheetahs, Allianz Stadium, Sydney

>Sunday 8th of May (Mothers Day, go see your mum, you ungrateful fuckwit)
1:00 Sharks v Hurricanes, Kings Park, Durban

3:10 Kings v Blues, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth

BYES: Jaguares,Lions,Rebels,Stormers

Pro 12 Round 22 Super Saturday

>Saturday 7th May

15:00 Connacht v Glasgow Warriors, Sportsground
15:00 Edinburgh Rugby v Cardiff Blues, BT Murrayfield
15:00 Lenster Rugby v Benetton Treviso, RDS Arena
15:00 Munster Rugby v Scarlets, Thomund Park
15:00 Ospreys v Ulster Rugby, Liberty Stadium
15:00 Zebre Rugby v Newport Gwent Dragons, Stadio Sergio Lanfranchi

>go see your mum at 1 am

Highlanders will win the cup

awooo comeback is on

On Sunday m8.

>tfw handsome and healthy 3 from 3

Picked the Highlanders though so its about to be 3 from 4

Any decent stream for can't be fucked waiting to watch it delayed on prime?

awhyyy am i supporting these shits

>NZ is the blonde

Works for me, goddamn she's good looking. Got some Sharapova going on kinda.

Cruise over if you like.

Well the Rebels meme was fun while it lasted.

They have Brumbies, Chiefs, Stormers, and Crusaders to go play against still.

I'd go more NZ as Nina and Aussie as blondie (rhymes with Nina, wtf is her name I forgot)

Whats your addy sis? All good if i bring a couple of girls?

Where is poomas?

14 Glenfell Pl, Epsom
only if they're hot

literally Edwina

The parties on Omana are way better tqbh.

Edwina

any SA players know what happened to Jacques Potgieter at the Shorks? Did he fall out of favour, or injured?

the poormers aren't anything to fear

Not sure how I fucked that up!

>tfw no qt wallabies gf

Get on the tinders son and find one.

Post your finals predictions lads.

FYI Its the 4 conference leaders in 1 through 4, and the 4 wildcards ( 3 Aus/NZ, 1 SA) in 5 through 8.


1 v 8: Crusaders v Waratahs. Crusaders win
2 v 7: Stormers v Bulls : ?
3 v 6: Lions v Highlanders: Highlanders win.
4 v 5: Brumbies v Chiefs. Chiefs win.

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Wait get rid of Tahs and replace them with Hurricanes.

>Tahs over Canes

Semis all NZ except poor Bliues. cheers.

fixed it. didnt realise it was 10 pts difference.

Blues on early skiing trip to Queenstown watch.

I think I missed the Landers screen

I'm looking forward to the SA teams getting wrecked in the finals.

Fuck this meme draw where the Stormers don't play a single NZ team but get to play the Kings, Cheetahs, Japan, Force, Reds etc

Should be

And the subs

Not sure when this was updated but should be right

Which euro club will ben smith run off to after he gets embarassed and btfo by GODkenzie tonight?

>Highlanders
1. Daniel Lienert-Brown
2. Ash Dixon
3. Josh Hohneck
4. Alex Ainley
5. Tom Franklin
6. Elliot Dixon
7. Dan Pryor
8. Luke Whitelock

9. Aaron Smith
10. Lima Sopoaga
11. Patrick Osborne
12. Malakai Fekitoa
13. Matt Faddes
14. Waisake Naholo
15. Ben Smith (c)

>Reserves
16. Greg Pleasants-Tate
17. Aki Seiuli
18. Siosiua Halanukonuka
19. James Lentjes
20. Gareth Evans
21. Fumiaki Tanaka
22. Marty Banks
23. Teihorangi Walden

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Depends if the Chiefs paid off the refs again 2bh

Highlanders 13+ cap this.

ABs app?

Yep

B E A V E R
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A
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It's fucking handy ay, I always forget I have it.

A V O C A D O S

Yea it's the best rugby app when it's working. Gets a bit buggy/laggy during games sometimes

Where is everybody? I think they're scared of me.

At my party

It is assignment week desu

Who're you picking to win?

Naholi's back lads, interested to see if he impacts on the game much.

Whats your addy sis?

Watching T8 Racing smash the back out of the V8SC's.

How exposed will the Chiefs forwards be this game?

Smugkenzie fired up.
AB selectors in the stands.
Bin Smuth on pooicide watch.

EXPOSED
X
P
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D

22 Ramsay Street

Based avo man to smash his legs out again

what an ominous sound loud speaker

Hamilton's a creepy place.

Cow bells are the official instrument of /rug/

Get the fuck out of the way ref

Husbendo btfo by Cruden under the bomb
Hansen grimacing in the stands.

Where has the MVP Mr.Chainsaw gone?

Triple 8 Racing first 4 spots, Ford, Volvo and Nissan on suicide watch.

>the scrum was a wee bit wobbly against the Hurricanes

Understatement of the night there lads

It's a close battle between the Highlanders and Blues jerseys for best away strip.

Fekitoa's first kick a shitter.
Hansen smirks, writes something in notebook.

fat smelly chiefs

>pies

She'd have something to say about how shit his kick was.

Ngatai is elite as fuck. How will Wales defend him?

This game is so fucking significant in terms of a black jersey.
Charlie Ngatai needs a big game, as do smug, feki, Cruden, soap and husbendo

Grubby play from the Queefs, I'd expect nothing less.

Not his karate kick lad, his chip.

what's the poly version of coalburner

>fingerless gloves
For what reason

Lienert-Brown>Graham
DixonYamashita
AinleyLowe
FekitoaMcKenzie

Are those some new tough guy stickers for A. Smuth?

sweaty palms

>Fekitoa

Jesus, Ngatai is really gunning for an AB centre spot

Why is Smugkenzie such a manlet when his old man looked like this?

>that catch
Kek

...

All ways has been mate ever since high school

Where were you when Cruden played himself out of the All Blacks?

To be fair, Fekitoa would be better at 13 compared to Ngatai

>Excitement machine
>Knock on

So, NT, who you liking?
10 Soap or Cruden?
11 Savea or Osborne?
12 Ngatai or who?
13 Fekitoa or Crotty?
14 Naholo or who?
15 Smith or Mackenzie?
Who am I missing?

>couldn't even into basic ball skill in contact

10 Soap
11 Savea
12 Ngatai
13 Crotty
14 Voodoo Magic
15 Smith

Lowe

Chiefs need to slow down and execute. Theyre dominating but theyre going too fast even by their own standards

Both teams are very good defensively you need /flashyplay/ to break the line

I like the cut of yer jib laddie, but Moala>Fekitoa>Crotty

As a neutral - 23 mins in and at least 6 forward passes by the Chiefs so far. Is this how they meme their wins?

you watching in realtime or something

Cruden is still good, but Sopoaga needs experience in the AB jersey. If Sopoaga maintains his kicking form, he should be getting some starting games this year.

If Savea can't regain his slim fitness, Osbourne needs to be given a chance

Fekitoa>Crotty easily. Ngatai needs to be included in the squad

Naholo is probably it if NMS can't be fit in time for the test season

Smith>McKenzie, but the latter needs to be tried at test level

Momemetum tho sis

Yes.

Shit you're right, I love Moala. That's a scary backline with him in there.