After based Tom Dumoulin won the opening ITT and the first Maglia Rosa by 0.012 seconds for the /2minute/ boyz we now start the full race action.
Completly flat stage, one cat 4 climb so someone gets to have the KOM jersey tomorrow. Kittelwinslol looking likely, though quite a lot of other srong sprinters, including greipel are at the Giro aswell.
Kittel is only 11 seconds down on Tom, so with 10/6/4 seconds up for grabs at the finish he is in a good position to overtake Tom Dumoulin on sundays stage providing he sprints well.
/cyc/ bros, keep your eyes open at little under 50kto go as one of our dutch poster will be along the road with a pink beer.
The attackers are Omar Fraile (Dimension Data), Giacomo Berlato (Nippo Vini Fantini), Maarten Tjallingii (LottoNL-Jumbo).
so, nothing to be excited about desu. interesting to see if etixx will let them get the bonus seconds at the intermediate sprint or if they are going all out for kittel to take rosa
Noah Smith
viviani will nick it
Jeremiah Murphy
I'm ready
Nicholas White
will it be a bridge too far for the brits again?
John Robinson
Does /Landa/ get to use the marginal gains winnebago this year??
Asher Walker
tour of turkey didnt get bombed.... pretty surprising desu imho senpai
Liam Young
>these new eurosport graphics
Blake Baker
Our cunt looks so comfy in spring.
Colton Hall
Is JonoHB the /comfy/est man alive?
Henry Smith
>he didn't put his autismbux on caleb ewan winning today
[spoiler]only because I needed a sprinter and couldn't afford Kittel due to cheapo Roglic missing somehow[/spoiler]
we all know Ewan and possibly Kittel aren't going to finish the whole Giro
>that madman in the Honda trying to pass the whole peloton on the road
Cameron Foster
man, the landscape is really...flat!
Adam Morgan
A fat man lays down in Netherlands and we have a mountain there.
Brayden Russell
delet
Joseph Foster
well, we will have one of the classic steep hiils that are sprinkled around the netherlands, 1.1km at 11%
Jason Moore
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
Matthew Mitchell
I swear the highest point in the country had a barn on it...
Luke Carter
>tfw Netherlands are too flat to have favelas
Nolan Anderson
It would not be an insult. Anyway, get ready for the first TV!
Logan Flores
dutchbro, pls jump around so we can recognise you
Isaac Phillips
At least your wife is still avaliable to talk
Benjamin Ross
dutchbro better go full autist
Evan Ortiz
i think that was dutchbros village, but i couldn't see him
Kevin Thomas
was he the neckbeard with a blue flag?
Colton Butler
kek he said he would hold the pink beer.
Robert Jenkins
lyl
David Hernandez
to be fair our beers are hard to see because they are so small and foamy
Josiah Powell
And now let's see who wins the "GPM"
Jacob Reed
I raised my beer to every camera I saw. I hope you saw me
Colton Fisher
nizzolo giving these sprints the full beans
Alexander Gutierrez
Heineken
Christopher Phillips
nope, sorry
should have made a funny sign
i bet you showed up on teh heli cam though
he knows the top sprinters will drop out so he is going for every point he can get now and win the points classification in the end
Elijah Wright
next time we have a lad on tour, they should probably upload pics and a google location where they are.
Cameron Bennett
Beer was courtesy of Brouwerij d'n Drul by the way. This evening, I will go to Nijmegen for dinner and the pink beer of Oersoep, another local brewery.
Kayden Parker
we germany now
Mason Howard
Talking about that, i probably will be at the finish line for the gran finale at turin
Evan Jackson
Degenkolb will win today
Jayden Thompson
;_; he will be back for the tour though
Luke Cooper
If Tjallingii keeps his gap to the group he will probably get the pink
Hudson Ortiz
Remember in Flanders when Greipel attaked on the climb, then remembered who he was?
Michael Turner
implying he will have any hance to stay out
Andrew Martin
Hi!
Jeremiah Rogers
yeah, looks like they are waiting the peloton, well, at least he got points
Ian Barnes
even if he went al out he would have no chance. full on etixx and giant-alpecin trains would kill him easily
Owen Garcia
also, he got what he wanted
Nathaniel Davis
lol cannondale guys always looks like ayyyylmao
Evan Rivera
when they are in TT gear, especialy in TTTs it lokks ultra ayyyylmao style
Elijah Adams
pic related
Luis Cox
>riders throwing bidons into the river
pretty bridge tho
Brayden Carter
The poc octal helmets are bretty cool
Camden Walker
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Nathan Nguyen
l m a o
that was the pic i was looking for
extraterrestial as fuck
Kayden Howard
Today is the start of
>ewenwinslol
you will live to rue this day
Dylan Barnes
so lads, I've watched all day... whats actually happened?
Connor Barnes
What's up /comfy/ crew!
What will be the fresh meme trends for this Giro?
William Myers
flatland
Justin Gomez
>ywn be as happy as that dog
Ian Hernandez
damn, so comfy!
Samuel Young
maybe just keep to the good standard meme of tuna, its pretty nice
Jayden Thompson
Damn those trains look very good.
>cdale >lotto nl >astana >sky
Bentley Hill
man this will be an hell of a sprint
Austin Roberts
1. Ewan 2. Kittel 3. Viviani
Connor Martinez
who here /takethebell/?
Easton Edwards
I have a very bad feeling. The road is too narrow and it must make them feel nervous. Just one little twitch and...
James Smith
dont worry lad, Cav's not there
Robert Cruz
...
Michael Rivera
me too
Josiah Hernandez
come on kittelboyz
Eli Torres
too strong for these plebs
Liam Gray
Too easy for Kittel
Ian Stewart
easy
Eli James
kittel is doped af
Zachary Garcia
K I T T E L W I N S L O L
Kevin Sanchez
>yfw kittelwinslol
Alexander Martinez
Wew, Kitteru-senpai schooling the others..
Connor Peterson
>FDJ outta nowhere
Robert Perez
pretty nice stage btw
Zachary White
they all are senpai
Nolan Gutierrez
If one of us showed up with a massive print out of john west, would it get past the ASO nazis who regulate what gets on screen?
Jack Parker
Stage 2 Results
GER 1 KITTEL, Marcel (ETIXX - QUICK STEP) 4:38:31 FRA 2 DEMARE, Arnaud (FDJ) ITA 3 MODOLO, Sacha (LAMPRE - MERIDA) NED 4 HOFLAND, Moreno (LOTTO NL - JUMBO) ITA 5 RUFFONI, Nicola (BARDIANI CSF) RUS 6 PORSEV, Alexander (KATUSHA) AUS 7 EWAN, Caleb (ORICA GreenEDGE) ITA 8 SBARAGLI, Kristian (DIMENSION DATA) CRC 9 AMADOR BIKKAZAKOVA, Andrey (MOVISTAR) ITA 10 NIZZOLO, Giacomo (TREK - SEGAFREDO)
General Classification after Stage 2 NED 1 DUMOULIN, Tom (GIANT - ALPECIN) 0
Lucas Davis
kittel, marcel +0:01
tomorrow the maglia rosa is his
Hunter Allen
kittelwinslol implies that he wins all the time, which is not the case at all.
