Norwich vs Man Utd match thread 1

NC: Ruddy; Pinto, Martin, Bassong, Olsson; Redmond, Howson, O'Neil, Brady; Hoolahan; Jerome

Subs: Whittaker, Naismith, Mbokani, Bamford, Jarvis, Dorrans

MU: De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Rojo, Darmian; Carrick, Rooney; Mata, Lingard, Memphis; Martial.

Subs: Romero, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Januzaj.

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>Rooney DM
>Lingard AM
>Memphis
>Mata RW
>no Rash

no blind either, rojo at CB

really hope united lose but norwich really are shit they deserve relegation

don't think it'll be easy desu, uniteds away form is really quite shit and their results against the big teams recently have been very close losses or draws (0-0 v city)

can definitely see this ending in a draw, destroying our top 4 hopes for good

>Watching this over Boro v Brighton

I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this

big weekend for >us lads

make or break for van gaal. FA cup alone won't save his job.

We absolutely need arsenal to beat city tomorrow. And we have to win today and beat west ham at upton park. Bournemouth at home we should coast.

>manc women

Blind being rested, rightfully so

Have faith m8, I still have confidence we will reach top 4

Also, memphis really needs to prove himself today or he's in danger of being sold off in the summer. What a fucking shitter he's turned out to be.

>implying

a draw in the arsenal city game would be enough actually, if we win our last 3 games.

>martial injured

oh yeah. well guess that's something. still think we'll slip up at upton park. we need payet, carroll and lanzini to all get injured today.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY FANTASY TEAM

>Carrick starting again
>Scheiderlin and Herrera benched again

AH FUCK OFF

put a fiver on him to score a brace

what the fuck happens to my bet now

Memphis is a confidence player, always has been. He's been unlucky that Martial turned up to be amazing as a LW, who knows how this season would have been for the young Dutchman if he started all games.

Don't think he will be sold off this summerbreak, more likely the one after. They dont wanna make the same mistake as with di Maria

Fucking captained martial against these shitters

Yeah I'd be annoyed if we fucked Memphis off this summer. At least give him another season.

>memepiss
>rppney
>adnandos

this is our choice of strikers. why the fuck wasnt rashford on the bench

rooney up front now, herrera comes in midfield

fuck I hope martials injury isn't serious. really need him for west ham away and the fa cup final

>pooney up front

0-0

m8 he's been solid the last few matches

dreamt of this match last night lads

1-0 to norwich. early penalty to norwich from a rojo foul in the box.

in midfield.

STREAM WHERE CUNTS

r/HongKong

how come star players from other teams like fellaini and schneiderlin come to united and play like complete shit

it can't simply be a coincidence can it

/r/ my dick in your mother

>star players
>fellaini

>tiny, bushy chino dicks

My mother deserves better, Lee.

Fellaini was good at everton

he was evertons best player

fellaini has been playing well, but he has to play further forward than he was being played, but is too brutish to play that way for a top team

schneiderlin is decent when he plays, but plays very rarely.. should have stayed at soton

neither really count as stars though

I have a good feeling about this game, I rarely do. I'm expecting something special.

>it's an American stream

Sometimes I think about moving over there but then I'm reminded how cringey they are

>Blind being rested, rightfully so
yeah.. he's been playing a lot, so it's right to rest him so he's not burnt out by the time the euros kick off

there's still city-arse tomorrow which arse will win and then west ham will end your chances midweek

Football with american commentators simply doesn't work.

It's either the Yanks or the Wanks on BT.

most of our commentary teams for the EPL are english though

I'm aware of that, and they're good. But when it's actual americans, it just feels wrong.

Any news on martial? Don't let it be serious please

DR NORWICH, I'M REGULATION

Build wall

he has aggressive cancer

I'm shocked people pay for this shit. Adverts crammed into every single available second. Thank fuck for aceplayer.

why would you beat a man before throwing him out of the premier league

>Lingard
WHY

>mfw an American called a penalty a PK near me

Lotta loyalty for a fired manager

just said that he felt his hamstring tighten up. sounds like it's mostly precautionary thank fuck

WHO

Every fucking week some cunt dies. I can't remember the last match without a black armband, it's all meaningless now.

suffering from the disease called shititis

will recover as soon as the manager is changed

That's nothing m8, we also call the top corner the "upper 90".

>clappers

get relegated you weapons

It's in honour of the great Johan Cruyff.

Narrich pls win.

any other australians absolutely seething right now

>memepiss

So a draw today would pretty much fuck both teams in the ass, right?

and football "soccer"

who even invented the word "soccer" and what it was supposed to mean? "sport played in socks?"

why the fuck didn't redmond shoot the fucking black twat

fucking hell the midfield is so slow

the English invented soccer from Association football to distinguish it from Rugby football

>carrick

DE GOAT

that save just sealed his move to real

jerome pls

because of the colour of his skin

>it's a Norwich looks like Real Madrid for a few minutes episode

Haven't seen this one before lads.

what the fuck is happening

van laal is getting BTFO again.

I thought you people were supposed to be laid-back.

>ROJO

PLS BRING TIMBO FOSUMENSAH

every time there's talk of LVG staying, the players throw the game

>jerome's last goal was in december
>against us at old trafford

and he is still in the starting 11

does alex neil even know what he is doing

the lazy speech just gives you that impression

>#ERapp

What is this meme?

Racist.

Norrich are gonna win this, stay up and then win the premier league next season.

You probably won't think any of that will happen, then again, you probably didn't think I'd get dubs for this post.

thought it said ERape

though it was some sort of protest against online rape

>upper 90
Not sure if troll...

In today's world, you're either a racist or a cuck.

What a swag harbour

SLIPPY M

>can beat chairman Mao's broadband ban
>still can't get dubs

disappointing

stream

>memphis

>memepiss

I thought Sup Forums is blocked in China.

True.

>not rating this elite commentary
youtube.com/watch?v=ZgER2DksLD4

>Rooney as a striker

This will be depressing. Incapable of turning a player or any change of pace. He's going to need chances laid on a plate for him to score. He's only 30 but is already unrecognisable as the player he used to be.

r/soccerstreams

yay more injuries wooo

at least it's CBJ time

dubs and norwich will win this game

Home base of the greatest navy in the ancient world. Too bad for them they got cucked hard by Rome...

>Van Laal in those sunglasses

Looks like an old lady

Man Poo

Not forgetting the goat of all time

youtu.be/EW2d-QrnFgA

That Norwich goalkeeper jersey is horrible.

>all this no playable source stream