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Saturday 3pms edition
/bet/ accy subedition
Old thread: >Helpful links
pastebin.com
>/bet/ wiki
slashbetslash.wikia.com
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
pastebin.com
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
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The South will (not) rise again.
Official /bet/ acca
first for trump
dubs and every bet that degenerates make today will win
No it isn't, is. Fuck off
>doubting le short black man with a cool head in the box
how was last night mate?
Luxton aftertiming again
Official /bet/ acca
>Hurricanes SW
Fuck off you worthless worm of an user.
Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
Shit, went overboard with the VK's :(
in all seriousness I got fucked and went home early to be sick in my toilet
that's more like it
>East Sterling
>Hurricanes
Fuck you all
kek
>Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
this, literally no point doing accas with odds of less than 10
also Chelsea surreal, will be up a small stake or two once these doubles, trebles and 4 folds all come in
all been there lid
Post Betfair p&ls
West Ham were always far too short
DA SWANS
in tears here, absolute tears at you mugs doubting the collective will of /bet/
who /newcastle/ here?
>You will never kidnap and torture a linesman
down insane because of westham
same, have them with dortmund, 2 bullshit linesman's calls
Was a great time before that though, shame
sweating
What match is everyone watching?
on both, not as doubles but large anyway
Going to be hup
DAT SWANSEA HEART
Swansea +1 @2.6?
2222222222
/bet/ accy hup
dull paki shitposter DAC
swansea just want it more
How can you not bet on Leicester win? Everton has nothing to play for
How can you not bet on Everton win? Leicester has nothing to play for
>west shit
the fuck
Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
>a match is 34 minutes
enjoy your pennies for now
Leicester has nothing to play for
>Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
just like chelsea last season
they wanna lift the trophy, thats the only thing that matters
party atmosphere
Chelsea won it before their last game at home muppet
how's newcastle playing?
Alright but Villa being pretty unadventurous so they're not finding any space.
>Swansea are missing Sigurdsson
>West Ham need Champions League football
bet mafia hup pmsl
>dirtmund havent even equalised yet
>Shitham is down 0-2
pmsl, last time im betting on mainstream lotto football shite. literally only losing here.
>Wolfsbrug scores in the middle of the process of bet placement
sigh
Cybu4 the mainstream J U D G E
Need Newcastle to step it up 2nd half! Howay the lads!!!
>everything is topsy turvy
Just JUST my shit up.
What the fuck is going on in the York game? Rball just went goal crazy, should be 4 goals in like 5 min according to it.
>Swansea 3
CASH ME OUT
Cash me out right now
CAN'T CASH OUT
Losing SUMS on Dortmund. On the bright side, I live in Frankfurt and the whole city will celebrate like they've won a major title. Last home game of the season and they're going out on a high note if they can hold the lead.
Fuck you i'm on Dortmund
How shit can they be.
>not lumping entire cashflow on 4-3 west ham win
33333
Swans + surreal
I've won on every race today apart from the first, no big amounts though.
Chelsea 333333 when?
>Viking 2-0
Thanks for saving my weekend, friends.
down retarded sums, can''t even afford to chase today
fuck this shit.
You forgot the goddamn gif. You had ONE job, strange toothpaste, ONE JOB!
Zzzzzz when will Big Al tip so I can lay it
>Dortmund
>lose to Liverpool
>lose to Eintrechenberger
Nice 2nd best team you've got there Germany.
ROVERS GOAL, WHEN??
blood pressure so high my fucking face is covered by throbbing veins. blood vessels in my eyes are already popping. cant feel my hands and feet anymore
CMON
>schalke
hahahahahahaha
Account limited again. FFS
BUYERN
Ander what a judge
>chelsea
PMSL. What a day
FUCK OFF DORTMUND
BRISTOL?? WTF R U DOING
...CHELSEA U UTTER CUNTS
Mackers such a PL J U D G E
Gonna have to apply for a shelf stacking job at my local supermarket after todays losses
>BRISTOL
>CHELSEA
AHAHAHHAAH KEKE FUCK OFF
DOWN ABSOLUTE SUMS
BIG SAM SURREAL
SUCH A COOL HEAD
Place Sunderland 0.0 @ 2.45
>3 seconds later, 3-2
The Chase is ON
>it's opposite day
>special staked chelsea twice on TT
Just imagine.
can still cash out the bristols game without a loss. seriously considering it, can't handle seeing another medium large go down the drain
>Big_Al Big's up Newcastle on TT
>Sunerland go and score twice
zzzzz when will these 3pm kick offs end so these students can get back to revision
They're going to throw everyone up, D&R relegated so i can't imagine they'll offer much fight anymore. Lower English leagues focus on fitness more, so Bristol should have enough.
or i'm DAC.
Might even watch the MLS later
Ander surreal, no chance to get on though
ffs Bristol
Braves and Diamondbacks over 7.5
White Sox -1.5
fucking hell, Bristol seriously are not going to do it..
Confidence on it from 1-10? White sox seems a lock not sure about the other
Why was unders tipped by ARP??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRISTOL
Opposite day
head in my hands, might have to change pass again
pmsl
Value odds according to my model
YES HAHAHAHA KEKEKEKE
UP ABSOLUTE SUMS
LOVE YOU BRISTOL
BRISTOL
BRISTOL
365 were offering 1.66 when it was 1.4 in asia, good bet
wouldnt mind a newcastle goal desu
fucking queer
absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Placed retarded bets to chase my losses if Bristol don't win. Probably gonna end up down for the day anyway..
You just need people to prove themselves really. Make them show you their spreadsheet before handing over the pass
Just no lads