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Saturday 3pms edition
/bet/ accy subedition

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The South will (not) rise again.

Official /bet/ acca

first for trump

dubs and every bet that degenerates make today will win

No it isn't, is. Fuck off

>doubting le short black man with a cool head in the box

how was last night mate?

Luxton aftertiming again

Official /bet/ acca

>Hurricanes SW
Fuck off you worthless worm of an user.

Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
Shit, went overboard with the VK's :(
in all seriousness I got fucked and went home early to be sick in my toilet
that's more like it

>East Sterling
>Hurricanes
Fuck you all

kek

>Nowhere near cheeky enough fuck me
this, literally no point doing accas with odds of less than 10

also Chelsea surreal, will be up a small stake or two once these doubles, trebles and 4 folds all come in

all been there lid

Post Betfair p&ls

West Ham were always far too short

DA SWANS

in tears here, absolute tears at you mugs doubting the collective will of /bet/

who /newcastle/ here?

>You will never kidnap and torture a linesman

down insane because of westham

same, have them with dortmund, 2 bullshit linesman's calls

Was a great time before that though, shame

sweating

What match is everyone watching?

on both, not as doubles but large anyway

Going to be hup

DAT SWANSEA HEART

Swansea +1 @2.6?

2222222222

/bet/ accy hup

dull paki shitposter DAC

swansea just want it more

How can you not bet on Leicester win? Everton has nothing to play for

How can you not bet on Everton win? Leicester has nothing to play for

>west shit

the fuck

Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss

>a match is 34 minutes
enjoy your pennies for now

Leicester has nothing to play for

>Im sure they want to lift the trophy at home to a loss
just like chelsea last season

they wanna lift the trophy, thats the only thing that matters

party atmosphere

Chelsea won it before their last game at home muppet

how's newcastle playing?

Alright but Villa being pretty unadventurous so they're not finding any space.

>Swansea are missing Sigurdsson
>West Ham need Champions League football

bet mafia hup pmsl

>dirtmund havent even equalised yet
>Shitham is down 0-2

pmsl, last time im betting on mainstream lotto football shite. literally only losing here.

>Wolfsbrug scores in the middle of the process of bet placement
sigh

Cybu4 the mainstream J U D G E

Need Newcastle to step it up 2nd half! Howay the lads!!!

>everything is topsy turvy

Just JUST my shit up.

What the fuck is going on in the York game? Rball just went goal crazy, should be 4 goals in like 5 min according to it.

>Swansea 3

CASH ME OUT
Cash me out right now
CAN'T CASH OUT

Losing SUMS on Dortmund. On the bright side, I live in Frankfurt and the whole city will celebrate like they've won a major title. Last home game of the season and they're going out on a high note if they can hold the lead.

Fuck you i'm on Dortmund
How shit can they be.

>not lumping entire cashflow on 4-3 west ham win

33333

Swans + surreal

I've won on every race today apart from the first, no big amounts though.

Chelsea 333333 when?

>Viking 2-0

Thanks for saving my weekend, friends.

down retarded sums, can''t even afford to chase today

fuck this shit.

You forgot the goddamn gif. You had ONE job, strange toothpaste, ONE JOB!

Zzzzzz when will Big Al tip so I can lay it

>Dortmund
>lose to Liverpool
>lose to Eintrechenberger

Nice 2nd best team you've got there Germany.

ROVERS GOAL, WHEN??

blood pressure so high my fucking face is covered by throbbing veins. blood vessels in my eyes are already popping. cant feel my hands and feet anymore

CMON

>schalke
hahahahahahaha

Account limited again. FFS

BUYERN

Ander what a judge

>chelsea
PMSL. What a day

FUCK OFF DORTMUND

BRISTOL?? WTF R U DOING

...CHELSEA U UTTER CUNTS

Mackers such a PL J U D G E

Gonna have to apply for a shelf stacking job at my local supermarket after todays losses

>BRISTOL
>CHELSEA

AHAHAHHAAH KEKE FUCK OFF
DOWN ABSOLUTE SUMS

BIG SAM SURREAL

SUCH A COOL HEAD

Place Sunderland 0.0 @ 2.45
>3 seconds later, 3-2
The Chase is ON

>it's opposite day

>special staked chelsea twice on TT

Just imagine.

can still cash out the bristols game without a loss. seriously considering it, can't handle seeing another medium large go down the drain

>Big_Al Big's up Newcastle on TT
>Sunerland go and score twice

zzzzz when will these 3pm kick offs end so these students can get back to revision

They're going to throw everyone up, D&R relegated so i can't imagine they'll offer much fight anymore. Lower English leagues focus on fitness more, so Bristol should have enough.

or i'm DAC.

Might even watch the MLS later

Ander surreal, no chance to get on though

ffs Bristol

Braves and Diamondbacks over 7.5
White Sox -1.5

fucking hell, Bristol seriously are not going to do it..

Confidence on it from 1-10? White sox seems a lock not sure about the other

Why was unders tipped by ARP??

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRISTOL

Opposite day

head in my hands, might have to change pass again

pmsl

Value odds according to my model

YES HAHAHAHA KEKEKEKE

UP ABSOLUTE SUMS

LOVE YOU BRISTOL
BRISTOL
BRISTOL

365 were offering 1.66 when it was 1.4 in asia, good bet

wouldnt mind a newcastle goal desu

fucking queer

absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Placed retarded bets to chase my losses if Bristol don't win. Probably gonna end up down for the day anyway..

You just need people to prove themselves really. Make them show you their spreadsheet before handing over the pass

Just no lads