/heem/: the pump edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
(((STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

ROTTERDAM WEIGHINS ARE LIVE

NEWS:

>Rico Verhoeven contemplating moving to MMA
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/glory-kickboxing-champ-rico-verhoeven-contemplating-full-time-move-to-mma

>McGregor vs Mayweather line set
mmamania.com/2016/5/6/11609328/ufc-oddsmakers-set-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-betting-line-boxing-match-las-vegas-mma

>My new quaternary boy James Vick is now targeted to fight Beneil Dariush at UFC 199
mmafighting.com/2016/5/6/11611726/james-vick-vs-beneil-dariush-targeted-for-ufc-199

>UFC FN DEUTSCHLAND confirmed September 3
youtu.be/RssCCCwS-A4

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Who /3poundnecklaces/ here?

shit sword fighting out

fuck off to the shit general or /asp/ you nerd faggots

More appropriately sized event list is appreciated
3/10 Op
Use more Schaub next time

who /mayhem/ here?

someone permaheem this burger

When's he fighting?

KHABILOV
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>tfw no /ngannou/ thread

feels bad man

that mini bunda

fuck off
/ngannou/ < /schaub/

Karolina confirmed for undisputed fightfu.

jojo calderwood :3

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Who /nipples/ here?

Adorable.

Venator, 5/21

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Wheres the picks guy, i havent got mine in yet

What the fuck? Since when does Bigfoot look like an actual human being?

He got cyber-bullied again. We're in a "civil war of prediction takers"

Since he has a beard

back the FUCK off, she's mine.

let's fucking go bigfoot tko this lanklet cunt

>implying

What is on big foots belly button

TOO MUCH
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Australia is taking them

what the FUCK is with Gunnar's posture?

she has nice feet

I dont care who takes them desu, i just want to get mine in.

Pure Neanderthal Posture

Speaking of which, I saw Civil War last night and it was really good.

>anik in reebok gear

The fuck?

you could always use tapology

They're both autists.

So it's back to me taking them and fake picks guy is gone? I don't want to start collecting them again if he returns

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He got banned for shitposting yesterday. He wasn't the real predictioncuck anyway. You're the only cuck for us.

Holy god Reem looked deflated

Thats what too much touch butt does to you.

>post-USada overeem

Pathetic someone post a side by side

Uh please use the proper terms: Lean, trim, ready to go 5 rounds. Thanks.

Before

Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz

back to taking picks until the main card, don't (you) me if you already have a pick in this graphic

After.

>inb4 weidcuck "muh IV ban" excuse

Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Germaine
Krylov
Karolina

Reem
Bigfoot
Gunnar
Germaine
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz

Doesn't look that different. Virtual identical. I think you guys are overblowing this USADA stuff. Reem's always been clean.

Weidman looked exactly the same though. Rockhold is just better.

As always I am taking picks for all main card bouts.

Once thread is maxed out no picks will be added.

REEM
STRUVE
TUMENOV
RANDAMIE
BARROSO
KAROLINA

@67411051
just let the australian do it m8

@67411051
Fake

@67411051
>No card on the post

At least try m8

Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Karolina

Reem
Struve
Nelson
Moosette
Krylov
Qtlina

Man I thought we already discussed this.

Australia you've never taken picks before, why the fuck are you taking your shitposting to this level?

The predictions are sacred to heem stop this bullshit.

this aspie cunt get fucked

Shut up autismo. You're not the real pretedictioncuck.

I hate you people.

REEM
BIGFOOT
GUNNAR
GERMAINE
KRYLOV
KOWALKIEWICZ

Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Clark

REEEEEE

count it pls

Why am I seeing this autist so often? What meme did I miss?

Arlovski
Pezão
Tumenov
Germaine
Bodão
Karolina

stop feeding it

>Anderson Silva, the man who dominated his UFC division for over 6 years, lists Steven Seagal as one of his personal trainers

UFC is legit guys!

will do

nothing important

>he hasn't watched Steven Seagal's illegal vale tudo tournament wins

Ey senpaitachi, chuck the Leicester game on. Sexyama is about to heem some cunts.

thanks la

I'm posting from my phone, out doing some work today. Calm your tits.
Updated with picks from the last threads.

Main card:
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz


Going to do some work now, will update when I get back.
Fuck off asspie scum.

my qt boi husbando

@67411432
No, you got banned yesterday for shitposting and now you're posting from your phone. Fuck off.

le steroid user hue beaten by a one eyed brit is super serious guys
>lets back up so he can get his mouthguard and then knee him in the face
>fake bowing and courteous bullshit
god i hate silva so much

>Trash pillaging women fight unironically happened in my city

debate.com.mx/culiacan/Mujeres-se-pelean-en-el-basuron-de-Culiacan--20160507-0034.html

>being so reddit that you @ posts

Fuck off with your shitposting while I contribute to the thread and give me my (you)'s like a man

That's Sensei Seagal to you, you little fuck. You're lucky you will never meet him in person and feel the full force of his aikido. And are you even aware that he taught Anderson the front kick that KO'ed Vitor? A great way to tell if some one is a casual or not is the way they react to the sensai and judging by that post, you really are new here aren't you?

@67411560
(you)s don't matter.

negative attention is still attention

"It is what it is"

Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Clark

we're trying to figure it out goofs

Overheem
Shitfoot
Tumemenov
Elmsoe
Tips fedora Krylov
Kowalkieciwijgjez

>This man is unironically considered an athlete

>Kowalkieciwijgjez

Escúchame bien, Walter. Que sea la última vez que escribes mal su apellido con la única intención de hacerte el gracioso. No eres gracioso, hijo de mil putas. Es irónico que lleves ese sombrero.
Now get off my heem.

back up dude
back up dude

Which division is truly shark infested waters?

Welterweight

unironically none, this 'sport' needs real athletes

1. Lightweight
2. Welterweight
3. Bantamweight

Kowalkieciwijgjez
Kuckwalkiekeks
Kekekwiaketz
Kirkikiutekz
Cogualquiegüics

Lightweight is tough.

I don't really share opposing UFC guys to "real" athletes, but yeah lol, gifted and trained professionals would bury UFC brawlers.

Arlovski
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
Fake Joanna

Alistair Overeem
Stefan Struve
Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie
Nikita Krylov
Karolina Kowalkiewicz