Motd thread

starts at 10:30

>RUNNING ORDER

Leicester vs Everton, Sunderland vs Chelsea, Norwich vs Man Utd, Aston Villa vs Newcastle, West Ham vs Swansea, Crystal Palace vs Stoke, Bournemouth vs West Brom

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Anybofy watching the Boro/BHA game on Channel 5?

OUCH

channel 5 is one of those channels that i forget exists

>5th

HOLY SFCUKING SHIT BBC HATE US

FUCK THIS MAN FUCK THIS SHITTY CUNTING FUCK

I'D UNDERSTAND 2ND OR 3RD BUT 5TH IS A FUCKING PISSTAKE FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT CUNTING FUCK

GRAGHHHHHHHHHHH

Glad I won't have to watch these shit-tier pundits and presenters anymore next year m8

Teams fighting for the title/relegation are on first you tap dancing paedophile

it is back on the beeb?

>fighting for the title

is this man going full retard mode on me?

I wonder why Hiddink didn't play the youth today. It should make no difference to him ffs

No, but "we" got promoted today :^)

who's we?

Middlesbrough.

And no sarcastic comments can hurt or upset me. I'm already from Middlesbrough.

Lived there for a few years, I know your pain lad.

Have a soft spot for them so I'm happy they got promoted.

you'll prolly have a watford-esq season next season

can't wait to smash burnley for 6 points next season 2bh

i'm gonna put a cheeky bet on burnley to win it

If Swansea weren't boring midtable cunts then maybe they'd be higher up the running order :^)

if gary isn't in his undies im not watching

Yeah I'll be happy with 16th or so for a first season back up. Mission objective: avoid immediate relegation.

the bet was that he'd do it on the first MOTD of next season

You now remember Ormondroyd's Virtual Match Reports.

#Pray4Gaston

>boring midtable cunts
it's "boring midtable cunts" that make the BPL the most entertaining league in the world.

faggot.

Nope, its teams like Leicester City that make it exciting :)

"faggot"

>you now realise you'll probably see the last of john terry in the PL

feels good

It was a nothing game. West Ham were outsiders for top 4 at best and we can finish 9th at best or 13th at worst at the moment. I'd have hoped to be higher but there were more important games today, even if they were snoozefests.

Siarad Cymraeg.

I would for either Boro or whoever wins the playoffs if it isn't Hull, but not Burnley. They'll only do what they always do and finish 19th with Gray leaving to join a top half PL team.

Kind of want him to pull a Lampard tbhwy

so the part where we draw 2-2 with tottenham and lose 2-1 to them but taking the lead first and giving them a hard game wasn't entertaining/exciting and didn't help Leicester?

Or where we beat Arsenal 2-1 away from home?

fuck off faggot.

Plis siarad Cymraeg.

>it was a nothing game

fuck off pls.

>It wasn't
no you ;)

Plis

'no'

:^)

>season's almost over

Euros soon lad

>season is almost over
>then the euros will start

...

club before country

>Belgium and Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany will miss Euro 2016 with a groin injury, according to a statement on his Facebook page

Disgusting attitude

soft as shit center back of whom is heavily overrated

First time I agree with you

Belgium should be fine without him

That only helps them

>tfw essien is gone
>tfw hilario is gone
>tfw fereira is gone
>tfw bosingwa is gone
>tfw ballack is gone
>tfw essien is gone
>tfw torres is gone
>tfw malouda is gone
>tfw mou is gone
>tfw maka is gone
>all replaced with pussies

>tfw cech is gone
>tfw EBAC is gone
>tfw EBFL is gone
>tfw drogba is gone
>tfw chelsea's captain, leader, legend ended his chelsea career today with a red card
>tfw chelsea's captain next season is ivanovic
>tfw chelsea's vice cap next season is cahill/mikel

>tfw chelsea has no heart any more
>tfw we will never get the fight back from them

where were you when chelsea died?

Good. Alderweireld/Vertonghen partnership needs to be used. They've both been better than Kompany for at least 2 years now

Is Hiddink coming back next season?

What you up to lads?

>essien, hilario, fereira and bosingwa are the first players this JF mentions.

jej.

I'm of the opinion that they re-hired mourinho too soon. Chelsea were just beginning to replace the old guard and then mou brings them back to the fold to squeeze a couple more years out of them rather than forming a new core of players

Next season captain is going to be Fabregas, I am 99% sure of this.

>>tfw we will never get the fight back from them
The game against Spurs had more fight than every game I remember since 2012.

idek why they sacked Mou 2bh.

Because they were looking like genuine relegation contenders? not even like a good team being bad, straight up like a relegation side.

they wouldn't have been relegated.

trust.

tbf that game had more fight than any premier league game of any team in the past 5 years
I don't get why people were so buttmad; it was a fucking entertaining game and those kind of games are what made the prem popular in the first place

Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow?

My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.

>implying Terry will disappear

Terry has a huge fucking ego, he won't want the PL media circus to forget him

whole other category for cech, cole, JT, lampard, drogba (and iva bar this season)

I loved the spurs game, but it was a one off, season already over and they got themselves pumped up

yep.. you could actually hear the people at SB for once. JT also came out after the game and said the game is over and there is no need to go back and suspend people because it's a heated game and it's ok that people's emotions get the best of them

can be scumcore if you try hard enough.

*a good thing*

No, they're horrible chav shit

Looking back what was the point of sacking Mou?
>Ended up midtable anyway
>Huge payoff
>Might make United into title contenders
>Let the players there think they hold the power

>Why yes, I do copy posts from /brit/ because I lack the creativity to think of my own

refer to:

cheers for linking brit

i literally cba'd to open Sup Forums

lol

>wearing any trainers other than adidas

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

if you're 5

why would terry want the media.. they made him a cartoonish villain he really isn't

people saying terry ending his chelsea career like this is karma are terrible

dad?

evening lads

>t it was a one off,
It shows the potential is there, they just need someone to channel it.

>16th
>looking like relegation contenders
>mourinho acting like he has no idea what's happening
>players no long respecting him
It was him or like most of the players.
Now, regardless of my opinion and trying to be objective, backing the players would have meant changing something, while backing Mourinho would have meant insisting with what was not working because Mourinho had shown nothing to tell us that he was going to fix things somehow.

Wanks are getting more degenerate by the day lads

The slippery slope is real

>Keep getting shit teams in Gear:UE

i'm incredibly uncomfy fellow bloggers

Terry is a cunt, everybody knows it. I'm glad he doesn't get his big send off. Maybe he can come on after the game in his full kit again

>Just got in from driving in the rain after having to drive through Rochdale of all places as I got lost
>Got a cheeky Mcdonalds
>Now in bed with the heated blanket, rain hitting the window
>MOTD soon
>Shitposting on my new Mac
>Dog curled up next to me

I don't think I can get much comfier lads.

explain

Will his son win the league before Liverpool?

> Palace win and are now mathematically safe
> Brighton get cucked out of a automatic promotion and will almost certainly choke in the playoffs

What a great day.

Nobody cares about your boring blog

>implying I'm even from Rochdale or live there

>Hazard and Costa fat shits
>Board didn't buy till the last moment and kept doing quirky ''''''''''''''''''''''''''good''''''''''''''''''''' deals
>Board bought utter shit
>Ivanovic was acting like a match fixer
>Terry telling the media that chelsea aren't offering a new contract

Not saying mou isn't a cunt but letting him go was a par for course stupid chelsea move this season

Yes.

He's the new prophecy child

youtu.be/9gqxj4HQb-A

His wife looks like a geordie girl desu

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36239491

Gary interview with Ranieri

God /brit/ is a shitfest

>two comfortable wins
>they come in garbage time of the season

still, not bad for the extra money
too bad about the wet hams though

everyone knows it except every chelsea player ever to have spoken about him

I'm sure he's not the smartest, and I always much preferred lampard over him, but I still think media has overblown his villainy

WHERE IS GARY LINEKER IN HIS UNDERPANTS? I WAS PROMISED GARY LINEKER IN HIS UNDERPANTS.

Who do you support lad

they're literally discussing rn how other boards are cancer and are unusable

i'm loling so hard at the irony rn.

Next season.

It managed to siphon off most of the losers from here who shit up the threads, so i'm glad it exists

Next season lad. Fucking hell actually read the tweet

the bet was the first MOTD of next season

It's just a load of self loathing NEETs and students talking inanities all fucking day

The thing is, Chelsea had no other option because Mourinho wasn't doing much to change things and even if Chelsea survived the season what was going to happen after? a complete rebuild losing how much money in the process. And if it happened again after 2 years?

The seed is strong

>ywn be part of a goalkeeping dynasty

>Mouyes

Has a limited shelf life

The irony is it became popular because it was an offshoot of EPL/trans threads when the mods cracked down here