LA:Kershaw strikes out 10 in victory over Jays HOU:Jose Altuve not in Astros lineup on Saturday LA:Dodgers claim Casey Fien off of waivers TEX:A.J. Griffin leaves with shoulder stiffness TEX:Rangers sign Drew Stubbs to one-year contract LA:Dodgers considering using Urias as reliever NYY:Jacoby Ellsbury (hip) not in Yankees lineup KC:Moustakas placed on DL with fractured thumb PIT:Welcome back: Kang hits 2 HR in season debut PIT:Liriano strikes out 10 in win over Cardinals CWS:Cabrera has three RBI as White Sox win 20th ATL:Braves option Adonis Garcia to Triple-A
Reminder that the Red Sox are paying David Price $217,000,000 over 7 years.
Who else /beatthestreak/ in here? What's your longest streak this season or ever? I'm at 4 right now, my best of the year.
Juan Diaz
M's
Jonathan Clark
>Red Cucks
Kayden Butler
i do streak for the cash on ESPN tbqh
Josiah Anderson
first year playing
had a 14 gamer to start the season but haven't gotten past 6 since
Dominic Moore
Maaaaaaan
Hunter Price
That's pretty good desu. I've been playing for years and my best is only 12. I was literally shaking while making those picks too. If I ever got into the 30s I'd be shitting myself every single day.
Hunter Price
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
In a shocking development today, found in the heart of New York, New York, the Boston Red Sox have revealed a troubling issue:
They're pitching. Sucks.
When prompted for comments, Manager John Farrell relayed a rambling of incoherent babble for an extensive ten minutes before shutting up. He revealed nothing as far as information goes.
Pitcher David Price was seen weeping in a corner of the lockerroom. We've yet to confirm whether he had harmed himself today or not.
The rest of the team seemed rather apathetic. When asked about their feelings by reporters, they all said something along the lines of "it's early, are you panicking johnny?"
To which Johnny Miller then did say 'yes'
We've yet to hear from the higher ups, but suffice to say we can't imagine they're all too happy about what's happening. Or maybe they are. We can never tell.
One thing's for sure: this team is on one way street to the bottom of the barrel.
Live from New York, New York, Suicidal Red Fan, reporting for you, the fan. Back to you NESN.
Carson Diaz
>They're pitching stopped reading there
Jaxon Gomez
>They're pitching. Sucks. You're grammar. Sucks.
Carson Walker
>they're pitching
Nathaniel Wilson
Idiots. This was such an obvious ploy. He's laughing all the way to the bank with those (You)s
Christian Turner
>I-I was just pretending
Cooper Harris
>i'm totally not samefagging, guys
Levi Myers
baka desu
Asher Cox
Holy shit, this thread is awful
Cameron Walker
Not as much as David "Saving Wins" Price
Nolan Bell
maybe we should hold an autistic waifu draft like /nba/. Or we could post publix images like /hoc/. just for the sake of shitposting.
Chase Torres
Or join in on the tripfag circlejerk that is /nfl/
Alexander Robinson
>8 starting pitchers signed >4 on the DL
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
Evan Morales
...
Alexander Reyes
Who will go to the world series first? Nationals or Mariners?
Levi Martinez
Cubs
Sebastian Cox
The Chicago Cubs
Christian Cox
Cubes
Hunter Watson
The cubs desu
Colton Martin
They're cursed. Won't win one until the ottoman empire is reinstated
Chase Stewart
Chicago Cubs
Jaxon Adams
They'll both make it this year.
Henry Morales
We'll have more rings than the Yankees by 2030
Nicholas Thompson
next barry zito
John Sullivan
>Even Ryan Kalish is getting big 2-out hits
Slow down there Cubs
Christian Turner
Fuck the tiggers by the way.
Gavin Fisher
Where are the red cux fans at?
Jordan Diaz
Who /extra innings/ here?
Jackson Ramirez
>217 million over 7 years
Jacob Brooks
Don't worry, it will pay off for them in the postseason.
Lucas Nelson
QUICK POST PITCHERS FROM YOUR TEAM'S STAFF WHO HAVE A LOWER ERA THAN DAVID "217 MILLION TANGERINES" PRICE
Julian Collins
...
Robert Russell
...
Ian Ward
...
Carson Jackson
meminers @ lastros
Sebastian Cruz
is there a barfs thread or nah?
Alexander Davis
Are the Diamondbacks the anti-Cubs of pitcher development?
Xavier Moore
God Bless Clayton Edward Kershaw
#MakeDaddyGreinkeGreatAgain
Hunter Anderson
Who /+101 run differential/ here?
Ian Rivera
Best this season is 7, all time is 17
Jace Martin
...
Christopher Kelly
Who not /108 years/ here
Chase Wilson
Yo where did Oakland anons go Game 2 is bretty good
Daniel Miller
Who /firstplace/ here?
James Cook
...
Michael Wright
you're twice as far away from the Cubs in the standings (8 games back) than you are from the Brewers (4 games up)
let that sink in
Jeremiah Ross
>who not /pasttheirprime/ here
Connor Lewis
>talking shit when you haven't won in over a century
Carson Carter
>talking shit when you won't win in a century Jays fans everybody.
Ethan Evans
Billy Hamilton scored on a single from Joey Votto....from first base.
Michael Mitchell
...
Evan Walker
>jints have two of the worst pitchers in baseball as starters >still lead their division Is this meme magic?
Angel Davis
>Talking shit when your country lost a an MLB team to the U.S. >Talking shit when your country is currently on fire
Mason Cox
Based Bum gonna carry those shit 4/5 and playoff choking cueto to another ring desu
Justin Collins
yes. when we will have Lincecum to save us
Evan Morales
the royals, Cain, did that just last postseason against the jays
pretty sure they did it against the sox once or twice also I know tulo did it against the sox also for a walkoff in extra innings in a game I went to a few years ago
I guess it happens often, against the sox at least
Sebastian Bailey
>1908
Adam Butler
Can you imagine if he could actually hit? It's already amazing he can steal nearly 60 bases a year despite his terrible OBP.
Isaiah Wright
>Implying I'm a Cubs fan
By the way, how's that 1994 World Series championship going for you? Oh wait...
Nolan Howard
METS/PADRES METS/PADRES METS/PADRES
Adam Smith
He was on first because of a base hit.
Aaron Lee
>getting so incredibly booty blasted by another team Hello cuck
Charles Price
Angels Rays
Joshua Martin
Just calling out a country with no room to talk about World Series championships.
>USA: 109 >Canada: 2
Austin Morgan
David Price has given up the most earned runs in MLB.
Justin Davis
COLON HOME RUN COLON HOME RUN
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
Gabriel Gray
>starting pitcher giving up jacks to the Pooers
Logan Gomez
...
Parker Evans
I cannot believe what I just saw.
The absolute madman.
Isaac Ortiz
You ever watch an old game on YouTube and hear a phone dialing noise?
Sebastian Richardson
NEED
WEBM
OF
COLON
NOW
Lincoln Watson
>Colon hits a homer in the fucking Padres stadium
holy lel
Elijah Bailey
AMAZING
Jason Sullivan
still a faster home run trot than david ortiz
Kayden Robinson
BARTOLO COLON JUST HIt A FUCKING HOME RUN
Jason Miller
Oh no my feelings are hurt now. It couldn't possibly be because there's 1 Canadian team and 29 American teams, could it?
Sebastian Cox
>CBS SportsVerified account @CBSSports 5m5 minutes ago >BREAKING: BARTOLO COLON HAS JUST HOMERED >THIS IS NOT A DRILL >THIS REALLY HAPPENED
Zachary Hughes
I NEED VIDEO/GIF/WEB OF BARTOLO HOMER NOW
Kayden Adams
How many NHL teams in the US are there? How many Stanley Cups have they won?
Sebastian Diaz
I still can't believe what i just saw...
Nolan Lee
>watching a Curt Schilling live stream >Basically confirms Papelbon is the biggest weed smoker he's played with
