/hoc/ General: >finnish goaltending edition

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Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Whatever. And then someone memes.

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>Islels
>Shittsburgh

>mfw sunbelt "fans" try to discuss sports they've never played near me

last number in this post is how many goals bill is gonna score tonight

nth for Leafs dynasty

Mad at sun

>rags

Have we talked about this?

>lundshit

>easbergs

Who the fuck cares nerd

t. shitty on the sticks

youtube.com/watch?v=9IpdcG8a5Qk

Malkin = Pittsburgh Penguins
whole tampa team = Tampa Gay lightning

lmao better get prepared you tampa bay faggots.

>Bill will never get another hattrick

Truly the saltiest of all Finns

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>goaltenTing

what a fucking shitty meme

I like how this pic says goaltenting

Is Gary streaming the game tonight?

It;s not Bettman's stream you newfag redditurd. Either way I
ll be reporting it so suck on that

>he does it for free

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Good hockey post

>his team doesn't have qt ice grils

>he only has the same 5 pictures

What the hell are you so salty about?

get the fuck out

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>rags

all of the Blues goals today seemed really lazy, and lack luster

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that doesn't behave at all like a lightsaber this is stupid

>mad
>at ice girls

Franzen would beat Kessel in a lightsaber fight any day tbf

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You're stupid

bing count?

BING ONE

Who /nervous/ here?

These fucking games have been too close.

Nope.

It's going to be a bloodbath. Just like the >rags elimination day

af. the dick-riding has been so bad, i can smell the jinx all around me

Pens lose the series

I'm more worried about the next round against the Lightning

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I'm nervous the Capishits are going to chimp out

It was a good run boys

Lets go Caps!

Capitols will choke as usual.

Nothing to worry about

>Capitols

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>chimping out at based Kimmo
Fucking classless. I hope he has a career ending injury and his kid comes out retarted

>chimping out at kimmo
did you even watch the whole video? the flyers cried that a glove was pushed lmao they literally could not handle the bantz

>best team in hockey
kek

KEK

Gonna give myself a heart attack senpai

horsies in 3 minutes guys

>defending a sociopath

Crosby should have just skated to his bench and let it go like a normal human being.

What should I do:

1) go to Arby's
2) make cheese ravioli and spaghet sauce

pls respond

Also I'm making dinner for my mom so take that into account

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Would you say that it's more classless than throwing memorial cancer bracelets at injured players?
>CRYERS

Why did the caps have to wait to choke? Couldn't they have just lost in the first so we would get the best series in hockey 2.

ravioli lad

>arbys
Why the fuck do people eat there

Penguins vs Capitals gamethread

There's a scene in Saving Silverman where they eat Arby's and it's very erotica and so Arby's sort of sexually arouses me now

you stupid fucking kike what did I tell you about using @

>get ready to meme
I hate you twice as much now. its not going to start for an hour either

did you really make it this early just to make sure you got to use an offtopic picture

>6am games

why did bettman think this was a good idea

Blade Runner discussion is a long standing tradition for this series

gotta grow the game in china

makes sense, this year's playoffs dropped 61% in viewers

GOOOOOOOOOOOSE

/hoc/ just won the Kentucky Derby

The only thing nyquil will ever win this year

GOOSE IS LOOSE

What? Are you watching a rerun of the game from yesterday or something?

uncultured darkie

A horse named Nyquist won the Kentucky Derby

Witnessed

Tony X the solution to the NHL's ratings problems. This shit lit yo

Isn't that just Canada?

Thanks for the none meme answer. I knew about the horse, but had no idea about the race

yes. talk about a bunch of casuals

sure, but a majority of their views come from us

with teams like blues/stars/preds/isles in the playoffs, you can't really expect too many american viewers to be tuning in

I wonder what the actual total number is.

damn, my 4chum extension is fucking up on me

>the loosest goose this season was a horse

>majority of their views come from us
canada is down 61% to about 2.5M viewers which means there will be more people watching in the US this year. its not much of a majority gordo and this year its a minority.

CBC was losing money on the flyers series lmao

That was a great series too, how casual do you have to be to skip that?

What are the numbers in the US for this year?

>CBC losing money

Rogers too. And that's good.

So if the caps get eliminated tonight will they just fold the franchise?

sportsvideo.org/2016/05/06/ratings-roundup-nfl-draft-up-on-espn-nfl-network-leicesters-cinderella-story-drives-ratings-for-nbcsn/

hit ctrl+f and search for NHL

Also has Canadian ratings

>lightning/islanders less than 1M
TOP KEK. thanks for the link I had only found the stats for one series so far.

Well, of course normies would love Pens/Caps.

NHL's been forcing "muh rivalry" down American throats since forever.

Blues/Hawks was a really good series too. Probably the only series I managed to catch at least a small portion of each game.

>mad at others getting attention

Out of all the games I streamed the Blues vs Hawks elimination game got the highest numbers. It was steadily rising until the end of the game, I had over 80 people watching. I could tell everyone was getting ready to descend on /hoc/ and shitpost at the end of it.

However, other series have struggled on NBC networks. Tuesday’s Lightning/Islanders Game 3 had 873,000 viewers, down 50% from Blackhawks/Wild last year (1.8M) and down 42% from Bruins/Canadiens in 2014 (1.5M). Stars/Blues Game 3 had 837,000 later in the night; there was no comparable year-ago window. On USA Network, Game 3 of Ducks/Predators had 470,000 viewers — down 14% from Ducks/Flames last year (545K) and down 67% from Blackhakws/Wild on CNBC in 2014 (1.4M).
ABSOLUTELY EMBARASSING

invisible tripwire

Even as a Tampa fan I can admit it's the least interesting series at this point.

It shows what I've been saying all along. The scheduling is retarded. The games should not overlap and they should not spill out onto other networks. This does a poor job of retaining viewers. Some idiots come in the threads saying they can't find the games on their cable system, then are shocked to find it's on CNBC or USA.

Blame Stamkos. Wonder if he'll be back to play against the Pens.