/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 34
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Frank fails to top Radiohead/Chance
-Life on Mars? named best song of the 70's
-Rest in peace Toots Thielemans
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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>Frank fails to top Radiohead/Chance
No one can

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

true, what's even left for the rest of the year

let's go ahead, rap it up, and post our AOTYs then
>pic related

Danny Brown definitely has a solid chance.

The new Radio Dept album leaked and it's great.

What are people listening to?

if Jeffery doesn't get a 10, i'm joining ISIS

why do you love jazz so much, p4k shill?

because it's good lol

weirdo debauched self-loathing rap, 6-7/10

youtube.com/watch?v=lTnrWs1PQPI

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Katy Goodman / Greta Morgan 6.7 by ZOE CAMP
Kornél Kovács 7.7 by Philip Sherburne
Controlled Bleeding 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE REVIEWS?

boring fkn nite

wish i had a gf to scratch my back rn

wtf only three reviews. when was the last time that happened?

So I guess they're just saying fuck you to Crystal Castles

youtube.com/watch?v=OJVoApMH-y4

just found it an hour ago it's sonic gold

It will get a 4.7 sometime during the next week, screencap this

bonnie bear still comin

Hopefully only three reviews today means that we will get two on Sunday.
Or, they just put up one less because the Frank reviews counted as two.

...

holy fuck I still can't believe that this is tied for aoty

literally chance's worst album