Written 'Wednesday'

>written 'Wednesday'
>pronounced 'wendsday'

who the fuck thought making english the world language might be a good idea?

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>plural of goose is geese, plural of moose is not meese

Written German
pronounced cockroach

GET

>read and read are two different words

it's so we can spot foreiners as soon as they open their mouths

It's all the French's fault

vocaroo yourself saying "isolated"

Cute dogger

How the fuck is it pronounced wendsday, retard

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>tons of sound shifts
>majorly cucked by the French
>nobody makes any spelling reforms, because "I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!! >:("
And you wonder why English's spelling/pronunciation rules are a mess....

kek, until you mentioned I didn't even notice it was a wolf with that stupid shiba's face photoshoped on it

>Written lieutenant
>Pronounced looftenent

>Written colonel
>pronounced kernel

It's pronounced, "Miercoles".

Its only lefttennet in bongland. Its pronounced loo-tennent everywhere else

>written 'Wednesday'
who is Wednes btw?

My wife's son.

>pronouncing it the shitty British way
It's pronounced the way it's written in American English. "Lieu" in lieutenant is pronounced the same way the word "lieu" is pronounced.

It's the name of an important medieval anglo Lord.

oh...

It was pronounced "Slavsday" before all of the Polack immigrants.

Woden

Moonday
Týr'sday
Woden'sday
Thor'sday
Frige'sday
and then Saturn'sday 'cause we wuz romans n shiat

Interesting.

Always thought Wednesday is about wedding

...

why

In Russian we have much simplier week days.
Ponedelnik - every week day
Vtornik - second day
Sreda - middle day
Chetverg - 4th day
Pyatniza - fifth day
Subbota - Shabat
Voskresenie - day of Ressurection (of Jesus ofc)

Ponedelnik is Monday
We start to count from Monday

Fun fact anglo normies call Wednesday Humpday because it's the middle of the working week and you've reached the top of the hill (the "hump") and it's all downhill from here

i like english
itìs so retarded as a lingo that naking puns is easy and super fun

>7 days
>middle day

What?

It's a working people thing, you won't understand, Tyrone.

You guys should speak French right know.
History's a bitch.

>written "February"
>pronounced "Febyuary"

>Written aluminium
>Pronounced aluminum

Brits pronounce it how it's spelled, it's us burgers who say aluminum.

Everything could be fixed by a spelling reform.

english spelling is retarded but it's eurotrash fault for invading us 1000 years ago and imposing your contradtcing language rules on our dumb island

>Ponedelnik - every week day
it's poniedziałek -> "po niedzieli" -> after Sunday
Niedziela -> Sunday -> "nie działać" - no work
Jesus, Russians can't even track their own words meaning.

Niedela means week in Russian, not Sunday.

that's because they are retarded. It's Polish word, and I already told you why it sounds like this.

Also Ukrainian. The Russians just wanted to be special snowflakes. That's why emperor in Russian is no longer tsar, but imperator.

What the fuck is this

>Written "Mittwoch"
>Pronounced "Mitvok."
Europeans are master butchers of the Alphabet.

Have you any idea how much we had to fix Spanish words in our language?
>Cinco - Singko.
>Jueves - Huwebes
Jesus fucking christ you have no idea how to use your own alphabet.

Russian doesn't seem very efficient, but I guess I'm basically the pot meeting kettle.

Cinco is pronounced the way it's written, you fucking monkeys. It's not the Spaniard's faults you pronounce it wrong.

Really? Is it pronounced as "Kinko" or "Kin-ko?

No right, instead we get
>Thinco
Jesus fucking Christ it is even worse.

>thinking that English pronunciation applies to Spanish
C is always pronounced as "S" in Spanish, monkey. Even then, C isn't only pronounced "K" in English. Do you pronounce citrus as kitrus?

Its Odin

no it's pronounced Wedndsday, ahmed

Like I said: Europeans are master butchers of the Alphabet. I included ALL of you in comparison to the no-nonsense way the Alphabet is used in Filipino, or in our neighbouring Island SEAsian languages.

>C is always pronounced as "S" in Spanish

In spain it's pronounced "th" you ignorant baboon

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Also "po" means "along, over" in Modern Russian, not "after", so it's not surprising that that guy got confused

Mittwoch follows the rules in German as a German word.

HEY FAGGOTS IM GONNA KICK ALL OF YOUR ARSES FUCKING POOFTERS

hey someone saved my doge pic

>Thinco
>Thitro
>Franthia
>Theuta

trough, though, through, thorough, tough

based english

>BALENTHIA

Also, I meant almost always. It's sometimes pronounced as a "K" as well.
>Grethia

No, it's not because we wanted something, it's normal development of language by objective factors. It's live language. If you Lang find't change and you enjoying it comparing its still the same 500 after, its irrelebant and dying.
And no. Emperor and Tsar are different. Despite Tsar appeared from Caesar, its rather equal to King.

>tfw didn't get any cool letters or diacritics like some of the euros did

>Qu
>Pronounced "Kwah"

>Mispronounce a word
>Kek that's different to its spelling

>wadnusty
Poortugal approves

>cinco
>cin-co
>sinso
>sin-so
Happy sinso de mayo, from Sonnestisut!

Cinco is pronunced CIN-CO, jueves is JU-E-VES, What the fuck are you talking about?

1066 AD, England
>how do you want your language fampai
>JUST FRENCH MY SHIT UP

>Mitvok
I can't tell if you're serious or not

Its pronounced lef'tent in the uk, not looftenent you fucking idiot

English is my favorite creole language.

Oh yeah, well, you're mom is mine

>When I cry I'm crying tears
>When something is torn multiple times it has tears
What the fuck were the limeys thinking?

Any language where one letter changes the whole pronounciation of a word is retarded.

They're not a mess and its relatively straightforward - you're just a yank so it seems difficult when in reality it isn't at all. I'm sorry you had to be born this way.

>"Lieu" in lieutenant is pronounced the same way the word "lieu" is pronounced.
Yeah no because lieu isnt pronounced loo it's pronounced lee-uh
It should be lee-uh-tenant not lootenant and not leftenant either

>Sixth
>Choir
>Chore
>Rural
>Squirrel

>C is for cat.
>J is for job
>V is for van

>Spics:
>LOL CINCO :DDDD
>JUEVES XDDDDDDD

Ran it through google translate. Same shit, so what if the -ch end is a slightly garbled "k" sound. You fags are not getting away with this shit.

this is the biggest wtf out there

>tfw the Latin alphabet is obviously a bad fit for English
>we don't even get accents, umlauts, or other such scribbles
Can we at least bring back some if Old English's letters? It would be the only language with "Ƿ"

Give her the Ƿ

>"Ƿ"
How do you pronounce this

>German
>R is pronounced in 200 billion ways

>mountain is pronounced moun-hn
>sentence is pronounced sehns

Apparently, it just makes a "w" sound. I also forgot about "Ȝ"

Sup Forums should just straight up start posting in Old English because it would be easy to grasp and would deter crossposting filth.

Fucking generals burying these threads I WANT TO BANTER THE ANGLOS REEEEEE

>doge
>pronounced dough-j
>not do-gee

fucking english language

You have to go back.

>pronounce words wrong
>waaa why is English wrong

Learn to speak the language, wendsday is wrong

This is pretty cool. Sun, moon, pagan gods.

proceed

>stake is pronounced steak when talking about meat
>shed a tear after you tear your ACL

Reeeeeee

Since there’s no time like the present, this is the perfect time to present the present.

>do-gee
>not dogue as in "vogue"

>written gloucester
>pronounced gloster

The language is filled with traps like this so that we will always be able to recognize foreigners.

>"I'm a grower, not a shower" said the man as he walked out of the shower