me in the political wilderness edition
/brit/
trump won end of
Am I allowed to shitpost here?
is sex even good
hello cousin
>end of
>at the end of the day
what are some other Barratt New Build phrases/expressions?
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>addiction
haha yes they are
if you want a drug for sweatbox it's either md or speed. guess you can use speed more regularly than MD though as it doesn't mess up the head like md do
could also take ket but I don't understand the mongs taking horse tranquilizer at raves
when I used to do coke i just sat in a flat with a friend and that was it
stopped doing coke years ago though made me act weird sometimes and forget about stuff
I wouldn't know
No, I've not, I got a job this year and it's a family car I'm insured on.
It's a grinding. Sounds like a fucking plane engine whenever I apply the brakes anything more than a light tap.
It happened once the other week and stopped so I forgot about it, happened on the way home from work today, took it out just then and they're fucked.
So...can I just go to a garage or what??
worst thread of all time
Didn't know I had Asian relatives.
Aunt Janet must be sleeping around again.
yes both during and after
worst post of all time
it's alright
worst reply of all time
worst president of all time
worst farmers of all time
>tim's started playing things that aren't of his usual repertoire
nice
ever taken ket?
getting ready for the old shave
ah fucking hell my right hand hurts
unironically don't believe the earth isn't flat
lad your fucking up the pistons in the brake dont drive the thing
why do we fall
any grime or dnb haha
best president to end americanism of all time
haha yes quite the ket connoisseur
answered you in other tread lad. also, obviously go slow and steady when driving to the garage and don't fucking slam on the brakes. also, don't be tempted to drive it a lot because if it's a fairly modern car you could damage the ABS sensors
brakes are piece of piss to do at home if you know what you're doing but you don't sound like you know what you're doing so just take it to a garage
European look smelly
Nice.
I use a razor similar to that safety one. Pity my facial hair isn't great and don't have to shave too often.
Then again, when I speak to guys who have to shave everyday they say I'm lucky, but I don't feel it.
what's it like? is it good for clubbing?
Not sure if its just what im having is stronger but after a few lines I have to go out. Get way too much energy to stay in after that
>getting absolutely mad reblogs on a post on tumblr
>but no followers
curse this earth
Finally gave a girl head for the first time today at the age of 24 lads
Taste was surprisingly not bad and it was a lot fucking easier to make her cum than using the finger
would reccomend
>I'm going to make myself feel big by getting snarky at people who don't understand the mechanics of brakes over a Japanese woodcut discussion forum
Bit pathetic 2bh
*gets assassinated*
i am done with video games and ive realised i have no hobbies and ill health
>tumblr
ah yes the so-called supermoon, or as I've taken to calling it, "I can't tell what the difference is"
current gf said she doesn't want to be eaten out which bothers me because i really like it 2bh
DOnald? DOOOONALD????!!!!!
>when people list their "hobbies" as playing video games or watching tv
Hit a nerve did we?
I think it's really shit for clubbing tbH
depends on the dosage but for me I just dig myself a spot into my bed/couch and every go numb and warm
can even lose conciousness for a while so it's a no no for clubbing
yeah I went out sometimes but just to walk outside for a bit. those were good times kinda, walking outside fucked up on coke
t. registered blind
>understanding the mechanics of brakes
imagine trying to stop a spinning disc with your hands by pressing on either side of it. and there you go
What are your hobbies lad
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shame m8. glad my gf suggested i try it and will definitely do it again, it was really sexy to have my face right in there and I enjoyed it
Might have a wank in a bit if I'm honest
>tried coke once
>was fucking council
Probably cost like £20 a gram or something. Felt a bit morish but that was about it. Didn't really notice any other effects.
*blockades Mexican ports*
film and the appreciation of any artform (vidya is not art you dweebs, don't @ me) is defo a hobby cancuck
does it hurt your kidneys the next day?
physically cringed at the sight if this image
Times I've had sex: 0
Times I've held hands with a female: 0
Times I've hugged a female: 0
Times I've been hugged by a female: 6
Last time I talked to a female: 5 years ago
>was fucking council
That's not the best ideological compass
pic related
I refuse to believe that actual men have willies under 7 inches
seriously considering ending myself
shaved my armpit hair and instantly regretting it
>J.K Rowling compares Trump to Voldemort
>George R.R. Martin compares Trump to Joffrey Baratheon
no wonder fantasy writers have such brilliant imaginations, they actually live in fantasy worlds
good lad
had a job interview thursday lads, they said next week to hear back
when should I just assume I'm not getting it
Painting warhammer figurines but not actually playing the game ever
Sorry your mum died 5 years ago
thursday
only had penetrative sex with 2 girls. finally made it two this weekend after a 13 month dry spell
really is nice being inside a fanny
>mfw literally nothing to even say or add so just going to post random pics until I go for a wank or something
strap yourselves in lads
maybe happened here and there but on the reg no
alri
:)
Is there a scientific reason for why men are so easily amused and build such strong camaraderie with such ease?
positively CRINKLING at this post
need my sweets
consuming media isn't a hobby, its an activity/interest
hobbies imply something constructive or creative, or at least active
hmmm ah yes
will probably stay away from it though
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>warhammer figurines
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anyone who's had sex needs to leave /brit/ right now
thats really cheap so i imagine it'd be a bit shit. I get mine for about 50 a gram and it sends me loopy
pedantry
Why do brits on here pretend like the US isnt objectively a better place to live than the UK?
Is it just a meme or are some people really delusional?
pic related makes the most sense even if its crazy sense
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Good post
got mistaken for peter stringfellow in the toilets in asda
The state of the alt-right
doing a draw x
*destroys the emerald isle with my heat vision*
do you ever feel like you're not cut out for this old "life" malarkey?
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draw one where he's getting a hard on under the skirt and it's pushing the fabric up x
why?
Anyone else getting drunk tonight? Or am I the old degenerate here?
every day haha
been posting in /brit/ as a non-virgin for 2 years now and there is absolutely fuck all you can do about it