ASIDE from "poo in the loo!" and some ugly people, India would be among best countries

ASIDE from "poo in the loo!" and some ugly people, India would be among best countries.

Think about it.

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India will be a great power
it might take 50 years though

to be honest i have no idea how the nice parts of india are or even the normal parts of india only the designated streets

SHITTING

I agree. There are just so many people though...

Maybe the Harmattan plateau or southern India would be nice, but Delhi and Uttar Pradesh are frightening with the amount of people they have.

>Can build a rocket ship
>Can't build a bathroom

really makes you stink

that really makes me think

STREETS

I actually do quite like Indians 2bh.

Underrated banter.

You guys are on the way to being a legit power; just need to drop that daft fucking caste system and get everyone in on it.

did anybody see that leo dicaprio climate change documentary?

the Indian lady was saying that the #1 goal for the state was to improve Indian's lives, but somehow that means burning coal and making every country around the equator uninhabitable and causing them all to starve to death.

why don't they do some population control so they don't all have to live in corrugated steel shacks and poop on the street?

>India would be among best countries.

in terms of what?

LOTS of potential
Just not much coming from it atm unfortunately.
Probably just too many shitty areas.

Best quality pooping streets.

>literally drink from a river that has floating corpses and shit in it
>literally poop on the Streets
>have a bullshit caste system

t. Kanker Koelie

Your "culture" hold you guys back.

God burnt you when making you because he doesn't love you and forgot about you, think about it

really scintillated my neurons

wew

if only your skin was a bit lighter

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, herpes carrying hookah smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Abhi Nishan Pajeet de Nandan. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Asia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Indian rivers you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. India’s obsession with Trying to become a western society is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally acting white is an indian national pastime. The CANT SHIT IN TOILETS sentiment in the average negro Indian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your asshole, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.
You are the Baltimore of Asia.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Indian Cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an indian "man" provided for a family, when not coming home from his piece of shit job cleaning the shit covered river to hit his kids.
Die, Pajeet. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Its the only thing good about India. On the other hand, its your culture which makes you shit.

Not with the retarded caste system

coziest city in India? thinking of living there for a while but idk where desu

pondicherry

Aside from the bad things about Hitler, he really was a decent guy

Not with close to a quarter of the population illiterate and a fucking caste system that makes even Trump seem reasonable. The poo in the loo thing is a symptom, not the root cause

absolutely not.

But, Hitler did nothing wrong

This.

Please, OP, help us in our ignorance. Show us what you consider to be the best parts of your country.

better take a gas mask

India:
>much history and culture
>defeated alexander the great
>center of art and commerce for centuries
>portuguese and english sailors wrote about india as being a moral paradise
>invented the chess
>good music
>gave hinduism to the world, second most peaceful religion
>taj mahal
>ghandi and pacifism
>1 billion people and among largest countries
>curry
>indian clothing, silk
>fast growing economy
>104 average IQ, more than USA and many european countries
>keep having many intelligent engineers
>hindus and indian-americans are the highest paid in the united states, they also make most the CEOs
>india has nuclear weapons

This is the worst copypasta I've ever read. Who was dumb enough to waste time making this?

Don't bother with white trash. We have to destroy the socialists in India first and make India the greatest country in the world again, spreading Hindu, Buddhist, and Jain culture to the depths of the galaxy.

And none of that matters when your people wont bother to shit in toilets.

>Gandhi and Pacifism
>has nuclear weapons
hmmmm, really makes you think

When your country has 1.2 billion human beings in it of course there will be lots of variation. But most Indians are not very bright.

Most Indian men that I've met have been utter creeps and pedophiles. Not even kidding, there's this Indian cashier who works in the store across the street from my house and he was showing me a Periscope livestream of some random Chinese/Arabic little girl on his phone.
All you see on the live comments on the side of the video are a bunch of Rohits and Punjabis asking the little girl to take her shirt off. What the fuck.

>rich immigrants do better in school
wait
are we surprised? I'm confused
literally every Indian I know has millionaire parents or family back in India. of course they can afford tutors.

I am indian myself. India could improve, if it weren't for right wingers like the RSS and the BJP and that bullshit caste system we would probably advance. Oh, and actually be secular.

Also, another thing is actually respecting other religions, and legalizing gay marriage and actually resepcting atheists.

But, India is actually good at a lot of things, but they can improve, but you need to take it seriously

OK, seriously - why?

They're overpopulated by all global measures.
The vast majority of their people live below African standards
They still do not embrace elimination of corruption nor even public sanitation

It is, by definiition, a shithole.

>B-b-but we speak english and we can do tech support.

Look, with a population of 1.3 billion (4x the USA) you are bound to have a lot of desperate people willing to train themselves on Java and WIndows 10 in order to have indoor plumbing. And those who can actually do application engineering want to leave. And that's about 300 thousand per year.

With all this fucking talent you have to ask yourself: "Why are they all coming here, when their country could be amazing with just a little effort." Then you understand.

Their country is shit because they won't deal with the corruption problem. We are getting their refugees who chose not to fight against the corruption. They just want to leave.

So ask yourselves: what sort of Americans will these new Americans be when the next global crisis happens at our borders ?

And still you're suffering from a huge brain drain to the USA and to UK. Don't get me wrong, I have met countless good Indian engineers and they're very bright. But your average Indian engineer is a fucking yes man with no individual thoughts. Good for bulk calculations, bad for anything else.

>MUH SECULAR SOCIETY
>MUH CURSE OF A BILLION TRILLION PEOPLE
>MUH RIGHT WINGERS
>MUH RIGHT TO EAT COWS

THE MODERN INDIAN MAN IS A CECK

>NOT EMBRACING THE GREATEST CULTURE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN AND MIXING SCIENCE, 'RELIGION', AND ALCHEMY INTO THE SUPERSTATE THAT COULD BE BHARAT

I S E R I O U S L Y H O P E Y O U G U Y S D O N ' T D O T H I S

t. white 'hindu'

Hones question m9:

Don't you feel a little claustrophobic? A little insignificant sometimes?

Damn, I live in a 8 million people city and I fucking hate it. I can't stand seeing so many people. I can only imagine what it must be like in India.

I'll be honest with you. Whenever I hear about a tragedy in China or India with many dead people, I don't feel half as bad as if it would have happened in Europe or the Americas, even mena. It is not out of some racist reason, only that there are so many of you that ... well you can be spared sort of. "Well 100 less, still a billion to go".

I'd hate to feel that insignificant, that common, that devoid of individuality.

You don't know anything about India do you? It's always the right wingers like the RSS that spur economic growth, innovation, deep thought, and social improvement. The left wingers are just goons who loot everything they can under the cover of offering freebies, and then cry islamophobia when they lose. They've built an entire edifice of pseudo-intellectualism in the West, but in India the left can't compete with India's rich philosophical inheritance.

>THINKING YOU CAN GET 1 BILLION PEOPLE TO COEXIST IN A SINGLE STATE THAT HAS TOTALLY REMOVED THE ONLY THING WHICH HAS KEPT INDIA AS ONE 'NATION' IN THE MINDS OF THE PEOPLE FOR 15K YEARS - THE PURSUIT OF LIBERATION

S E C U L A R
I N D I A N S
M U S T
D I E

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ENJOY A FRACTURED SUB CONTINENT YOU INDIAN CaCKS

t. white 'hindu'

Soon, man. Soon. Modi has already set the stage for this, but it will take a second RSS-sympathizing modernizer to complete this vision that many Indians already have.

>But your average Indian engineer is a fucking yes man with no individual thoughts. Good for bulk calculations, bad for anything else.

I'd concur, most are ok for single tasks but anything that requires lateral thinking, creative solutions or any kind of big picture stuff involving a team- is pretty much a dead end.

Not quite. There are many Indian engineers from my prestigious universities that are on par with Western or East Asian engineers. So it's better to offshore the most boring, useless and least productive jobs to India and make business with the better engineers.

The problem here is that many Indians don't speak English as well as they'd like to. The lack of confidence outside of Indian circles culminates in a lot of ostensible yes men who sound like autists. These same men, when speaking in Hindi or another Indian language, become lions with intense social lives and opinions.

Honestly, I think Indian democracy is much richer than America's, because even paupers have meaningful political insights there.

Ok, so why does India offshore all their best talent to the west when Korea and Japan does not?

Fucking hell, India. Get YOUR shit together. We are not your toilet.

Yeah, I get that, but I still hate the way some Indian engineers have lied to my face.
Exhibit A:
"Have you done this project?"
"Yes."
"Thank you!"
2 days later
"Hey, I need that project."
"It's not finished yet"
"How come? You should you've done it"
"No I haven't"
He did try to make it but it was an utter failure.

I had a contract working in India for 6 months and what I found is that the engineers I did have there, had to be ultra specific on what they're going to be doing for me. Otherwise they tended to just output garbage, get mixed in with other projects and all manner of fuckery.
They're not nearly as terrible as Chinese 'engineers', who are basically sponsored or put through a scholarship by some company to simply install their shit.

Believe it or not, 8 million people practically disappear when you have high-rises and decent public transportation. Overpopulation sucks and all, but it's worst ailments are curable.

BHAARAT has all the cultural foundation to become a major powerhouse in every way. Overpopulation is a disease to development, I really hope it becomes great again some day during my lifetime. By far the richest country in the world when it comes to culture. It also used to be the epitome of development in all fields of science. I've worked with some Bhaarati-Brazilians from São Paulo and it's no surprise you're dominating the American business scenario.

Also, you really need to change that flag, it's almost Brazil-tier when it comes to shit design choices. It should be something that actually matches Hindu culture.

>he lack of confidence outside of Indian circles culminates in a lot of ostensible yes men who sound like autists.
kek can confirm
At the store I work at, there are two managers. They split the shifts, so it's a coin flip whether Pajeet or Kevin is in.

Pajeet is nice enough but he doesn't know how the store works. Basically, while he's there, I run the store and call him over whenever I need his password. He occasionally will get uppity and decide to strike out on his own, but if I tell him to do something he'll do it. If he protests I'll say Kevin okayed it yesterday and then he'll do it.

He hasn't been fired, laid off, etc because he has severance pay. The company would rather that we under-perform 3/7 days than pay him the hundred thousand plus he's entitled to under his contract. Apparently he's worked for the company for a long time. Thing is he's never screwed up badly enough to get fired, nor done well enough to get promoted.

The Indian students at unis in my city are surprisingly qt.

With neighbors like those, nuclear weapons are definitely instruments of peace.

*bathes in corpse and shit river*

>literally every Indian I know has millionaire parents or family back in India.

Kek, you fell for the literal farm millionaire meme.

Believe it or not, most of the immigrants are just like your Google CEO aka from poor-middle class.

Those from the rich households are the ones who fuck around and are average.

They also have some sick traditions, like force you marry your sister in lawif your brother dies an take care of his children.

>murder brother
>get free qt

ayyyyy what a great system

Yeah, like selling drugs is part of your tradition.

You could literally say that about every developing nation.

>watching climate change documentary

I always liked you. Do your best, India.

>104 average IQ
You mean Indian expats to the US?

>Google CEO
His father was a senior electrical engineer at General Electric. I don't count that as poor-middle class
this

this.

b..but Brazilian flag is dope

Just like yours is feeding rats and monkeys while millions of kids starve in the streets

Dork a cute!

>grew up in a two-room apartment in Chennai.
Yes. it is middle class.

Aside from millions of people shitting in the street and 90% of the population looking like bug eyed mutants, it'd be a great country, I agree.

in one of the indian languages, your country's name means pic related

Oh, what does it taste like?
Which language btw

>the ol' asians are smart but uncreative maymay

if you were actually engineers then you would realize that intelligence and problem-solving skills come in all different colors... Seriously. My class has an Iraqi, an Uzbek, a fucking Viet, an African, and me.

but you're not engineers. probably not even college-educated. Prove me wrong, post your degree.

>Oh, what does it taste like?
sweet, it's a fruit. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guava)
>Which language btw
Marathi (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathi_language)

No it wouldn't.

India is still full of poverty, corruption, and chaos. How great can a country be when people can't even queue in line properly?

The Indian mentality is broken, in regards both to business and to the treatment of our fellow man. Customer service standards in business are essentially nonexistent. Mid-sized and large companies alike are more dedicated to bleeding people dry than providing quality products and experiences. That's as true for a store at a crossroad as it is for a large telecom.

If you have a bad experience with Vodafone on a prepaid plan, they'll say "sorry" and slam down the line even if you threaten to switch companies. In the United States, virtually every provider, whether you're on a prepaid plan or contract, will beg and incentivize you to keep giving them money, because they realize that small concessions earn them more in the long run. Cutting down a customer's plan by $10 per month and keeping them on contract for a year earns then more than telling the customer to go suck a fat cock.

India doesn't get that. Heck, even if businesses were better at taking care of customers, they'd just get abused by the same people they're trying to serve. Just imagine if McDonald's here gave free refills; the sons and daughters of millionaires would be filling up thermoses with Coca-Cola before heading back out into their chauffeur-driven Mercedes.

India doesn't know how to treat women, the poor, the ordinary, and the exceptional.

All India cares about is family, money, Bollywood, and cricket.

>exaggerating obviously, but supposing that India is in a position to be "among the best" is sadly ridiculous

>All India cares about is family, money, Bollywood, and cricket.
all indians, desu

I may not agree to your entire statement, but the quoted one, I fully agree but I don't blame Indians for this mentality.

Years of servitude and poverty have set a unique litmus test for success, your bank balance.

>why don't they do some population control so they don't all have to live in corrugated steel shacks and poop on the street?

It was tried in the 70s and then abandoned. Ultimately, because India is a democracy, they couldn't really force people to accept a one child policy like China.

>they couldn't really force people to accept a one child policy like China.
guess which community will harp in case Modi (or anyone for that matter) actually start implementing this.

India needs about a 70% population reduction and 30 years to clean up its cities and fucked up environment before it can be considered in any way good.

>Poortugal

The fuck m8? I couldn't give a rats ass about the skin color. I care about the results. Hence why I have the utmosts respect for the actually worthwhile Indian engineers because according to my anecdotal experiences, they really do know their shit. But the standard bulk engineer isn't someone you can count upon.

Nope. India needs proper dictator to rule. Someone like Stalin to deal with poverty, educational problems, housing and tribals.