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into the night I go edition

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Hi lads :3

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very stressed right now

snapped this of my ex-gf when she was my current gf

rate the fit

would absolutely heem any of you on hardcore search & destroy

Can't wait until it snows and I can do snow walks.

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZWoXEcP3L8

absolute tune

fucking lol'd at that group, literally 3 trump protesters and the rest were banterers

good lad desu. and yeah you would. id have my turtle beaches on though

What's his accent ?
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All I wanna do is do it.

Just starting a two hour lecture

Going to be cheeky and /brit/ post instead of caring

not if i kill myself first negro

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE SOMETHING TO EAT AND MUMMY WOKE UP AND SHOUTED AT ME

HOW SHOULD I GET BACK AT HER?

smash some plates

When you think she's fallen asleep, (quietly) pee all over the area right outside her bedroom door.
There should still be a puddle when she wakes up.

kek it was popping up in my feed from people liking and bantering in the group hahaha

You still have a belly

piss all over the toilet seat

always gets my mum pissed

yank tier posts

>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf

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why are canacucks so butthurt all the time?

Not joking when I saw I would absolutely obliterate every single one of you in any gamemode in CoD4. I put an unhealthy amount of hours into that game. Can tell what gun people are using halfway across the map just from the sound of the reload.

>3 full threads in 4 hours
what are you doing

I eat off plates too though.

I could blame it on the dog, but I'd feel bad, he's my friend.

I will do this.

Take her clothes out of the washing basket and dress up as her

/brit/

This is why not wanking is good.
Will go nuts (haha) over women after I haven't wanked it for 2 days

iktf

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to any doubters here you go

ALL ME

>being a slave to the vagina
>good

Kiwis don't even dislike yanks

I studied at massey uni and everyone loved me

Law is boring desu dunno why I picked it

medicine is easy desu dunno why i picked it

mmmmm...

that article basically just says "you have to be taller than the girl by a decent margin, don't be under 5'7 and don't be lanky"

which rules you out you lanky runt kys

ah yes you must be the same lad who "studied at deakin uni"

jog RIGHT on you utter septic

>stuff I like

sneezing in the air and letting my spit hit my like very little droplets of rain

business idea: start a fr, actually this is actually a really fucking good idea so I won't tell you

I'm watching The Crown
I can post here

dunno about that

people seem to utterly despise yank exchange students here because you're all loud as fuck and never shut up

Is New Zealand like England

Business idea: Don't share my business idea with /brit/

Poo Peeland is like no other

Nah. The sentiment just doesnt exist like it does in the UK.

You guys really try to fit in with the FOY stuff here

ireland so far as ive been told

All me

Someone respond pls ;-;

Wow I hate it already

new zealand is the normiest country

>not knowing this gimmick

hahah unironically true

I'm not lying big strong american man

The gf.

studied at greensboro community college and everyone loved me

just did a huge fart at the same time as cumming. felt brilliant, highly recommended.

poo peeland is literally just a colder, shakier australia

Could NEVER have a wife or gf lads.

I've become way more self centred and closed off over the years.

No point in it most of the time.

Would rather just live a chill life.

big fan of aloofposting

I didn't love you

must've smelt a bit haha

Can you beat your wife

imagine fighting somebody on top of a japanese bullet train

Help me sir

youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA

really gets the old brainbox ticking

t. alberto barbosa

goodnight

I don't recognise Canada as a real country

How's life lads?

anything you'd like to get off your chest?

How many /brit/posters have killed themselves over the years

gf just sent me this

I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself oooooh

grim

i really don't know sorry

he looks foreign

would guess london

Neither does anyone recognise your little meme convict country

We don't know
Because no one noticed

doing a groove
come join me haha

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about to watch chopper

rate the new haircut lads

ill knock you flat on your arse you absolute drill bit

want a fucking link to arrival

If you consume more than 14 standard drinks a week you are an alcoholic

Watching BBC4 documentary on Joseph Dresnok. Pretty pretty good ngl lads

Homemade whole-wheat pizza and beer as accompagnement

hate this little runty kiwi cunt. would absolutely deck him if we met face to face

I don't recognize you
Thank you milord

no u

I know this EXACT feel

Stop trying to gas like a hardman while you still have the legs to carry you.

might do a cum if it's ok with you

If you drink more than 1 night a week you are an alcoholic

Seen a few lads say they were going to, but there's no way of knowing if any of them have.

You've made me a bit sad now that I think about it

RIP lads

should I mention the size of my cock on my tinder profile

don't cum or I'll yell for my husband

brb going to do myself in

*opens my mouth*

come at me, runt