into the night I go edition
/brit/
Hi lads :3
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very stressed right now
snapped this of my ex-gf when she was my current gf
rate the fit
would absolutely heem any of you on hardcore search & destroy
Can't wait until it snows and I can do snow walks.
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absolute tune
fucking lol'd at that group, literally 3 trump protesters and the rest were banterers
good lad desu. and yeah you would. id have my turtle beaches on though
What's his accent ?
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All I wanna do is do it.
Just starting a two hour lecture
Going to be cheeky and /brit/ post instead of caring
not if i kill myself first negro
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE SOMETHING TO EAT AND MUMMY WOKE UP AND SHOUTED AT ME
HOW SHOULD I GET BACK AT HER?
smash some plates
When you think she's fallen asleep, (quietly) pee all over the area right outside her bedroom door.
There should still be a puddle when she wakes up.
kek it was popping up in my feed from people liking and bantering in the group hahaha
You still have a belly
piss all over the toilet seat
always gets my mum pissed
yank tier posts
>want gf
>do a wank
>don't want gf
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why are canacucks so butthurt all the time?
Not joking when I saw I would absolutely obliterate every single one of you in any gamemode in CoD4. I put an unhealthy amount of hours into that game. Can tell what gun people are using halfway across the map just from the sound of the reload.
>3 full threads in 4 hours
what are you doing
I eat off plates too though.
I could blame it on the dog, but I'd feel bad, he's my friend.
I will do this.
Take her clothes out of the washing basket and dress up as her
/brit/
This is why not wanking is good.
Will go nuts (haha) over women after I haven't wanked it for 2 days
iktf
telegraph.co.uk
to any doubters here you go
ALL ME
>being a slave to the vagina
>good
Kiwis don't even dislike yanks
I studied at massey uni and everyone loved me
Law is boring desu dunno why I picked it
medicine is easy desu dunno why i picked it
mmmmm...
that article basically just says "you have to be taller than the girl by a decent margin, don't be under 5'7 and don't be lanky"
which rules you out you lanky runt kys
ah yes you must be the same lad who "studied at deakin uni"
jog RIGHT on you utter septic
>stuff I like
sneezing in the air and letting my spit hit my like very little droplets of rain
business idea: start a fr, actually this is actually a really fucking good idea so I won't tell you
I'm watching The Crown
I can post here
dunno about that
people seem to utterly despise yank exchange students here because you're all loud as fuck and never shut up
Is New Zealand like England
Business idea: Don't share my business idea with /brit/
Poo Peeland is like no other
Nah. The sentiment just doesnt exist like it does in the UK.
You guys really try to fit in with the FOY stuff here
ireland so far as ive been told
All me
Someone respond pls ;-;
Wow I hate it already
new zealand is the normiest country
>not knowing this gimmick
hahah unironically true
I'm not lying big strong american man
The gf.
studied at greensboro community college and everyone loved me
just did a huge fart at the same time as cumming. felt brilliant, highly recommended.
poo peeland is literally just a colder, shakier australia
Could NEVER have a wife or gf lads.
I've become way more self centred and closed off over the years.
No point in it most of the time.
Would rather just live a chill life.
big fan of aloofposting
I didn't love you
must've smelt a bit haha
Can you beat your wife
imagine fighting somebody on top of a japanese bullet train
Help me sir
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really gets the old brainbox ticking
t. alberto barbosa
goodnight
I don't recognise Canada as a real country
How's life lads?
anything you'd like to get off your chest?
How many /brit/posters have killed themselves over the years
gf just sent me this
I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself oooooh
grim
i really don't know sorry
he looks foreign
would guess london
Neither does anyone recognise your little meme convict country
We don't know
Because no one noticed
doing a groove
come join me haha
about to watch chopper
rate the new haircut lads
ill knock you flat on your arse you absolute drill bit
want a fucking link to arrival
If you consume more than 14 standard drinks a week you are an alcoholic
Watching BBC4 documentary on Joseph Dresnok. Pretty pretty good ngl lads
Homemade whole-wheat pizza and beer as accompagnement
hate this little runty kiwi cunt. would absolutely deck him if we met face to face
I don't recognize you
Thank you milord
no u
I know this EXACT feel
Stop trying to gas like a hardman while you still have the legs to carry you.
might do a cum if it's ok with you
If you drink more than 1 night a week you are an alcoholic
Seen a few lads say they were going to, but there's no way of knowing if any of them have.
You've made me a bit sad now that I think about it
RIP lads
should I mention the size of my cock on my tinder profile
don't cum or I'll yell for my husband
brb going to do myself in
*opens my mouth*
come at me, runt