/nfl/ general: the only thread here is 10 posts over

SF:Niners hoping Gabbert beats out Kaepernick?
MIA:Cameron Wake gets two-year, $15M extension
SD:Chargers sign Matt Slauson to play center
DEN:Elway: Lynch 'ready quicker' than most think
TEN:Titans extend TE Walker for 2 years, $14.7M
NYG:Giants call 5th-rounder Perkins 'complete' RB
DAL:Jerry: Jaylon Smith (knee) not headed to IR
WAS:Jordan Reed signs five-year, $46.5M extension
WAS:Skins OC: Matt Jones can be every-down back
CLE:Hue: Crowell and Duke 'as good as I've seen'
DEN:Von will stay with Denver 'no matter what'
TEN:Bishop Sankey on the Titans' chopping block

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First for Sup Forums

First for Elway.

4th for elite pass rushers

heyy

bad thread already wow

>implying cleveland isn't slowly rising from the ashes of a nearly destroyed empire
>implying Hue Jackson won't lead the team to an owl win within the next decade
>implying Cleveland didn't get the fastest and best playmaking WR in the draft who will be both a pro bowler and franchise WR
>implying the Browns won't be a contender in 4 years
>implying Thomas's career is being wasted in irrelevancy
>implying the Browns have a shit coaching staff

just wait on it. Cleveland is rising.

Not true, once Philbin got thrown out the pass rush instantly improved. Now we have an actual coach and not just some guy. Mario is also pretty fucking good.

>Cleveland
>Destroyed Empire
You have to actually rule something first. This is the equivalent of saying Ghana will rise again or some shit, what the fuck has Ghana ever done?
>"B-but we used to be good in the 50's"
Anyone could have fucking played in the NFL in the 50's.

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why did the quality change?

If it wasn't for Denver, Cleveland would've ruled the AFC three times in the 80's. Four if you count Red Right 88 never happening.

Also, we fucked your shit up in the 50's and once in the 60's. Fuck outta here. Four NFL Championships and the best running back of his time in Jim Brown.

Ahhh, its that time of the year again i see. That brief time when delusional browns fans convince themselves that its finally the year of the turnaround. A good sign that the NFL season is just around the corner. See you at 4-12, cleveland!

>Cleveland
I literally do not need to say anything more.

for once i agree with you

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i'd add something but

>losing to johnny manziel

honestly it can't get much worse

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Cool.

Legend

pretty neat actually
>arrelious benn above emmanuel sanders
hindsight is funny

>Jalen Ramsey
>Myles Jack
>Tashaun Gipson
>Telvin Smith
>Malik Jackson
>Dante Fowler Jr

>And that's just the defense

I unironically would like to hear who is stopping this team in 2 years.

Who has the best D line in the league and why is it THE New York Football Giants?

fug

Probably the Texans

>Malik Jackson
>Dante Fowler Jr

Oh hey, AFC West.

Could play Johnny Foosball at DT and It would still be better.

>antonio brown
other than that not bad, everyone always buys too much into hype for QBs anyways and there really weren't any good ones that year, so they can get a pass there.

Chad Warden was a massive faggot

>getting two Hall of Fame talents in one draft while only giving up a 5th rounder to get them

No one. This is the third year in a row the Jaguars have absolutely raped the draft

Mad ass beech detected

no u

Opinions on Blake Bortles? I still have no idea what to make of him.

Gaylo fag detected

Fearless QB that makes retarded mental errors that keep him from being great. A lot of his INTs were his receivers faults, like Julius Thomas and Allen Robinson

The giants have arguably the best 4-3 DT pair in Hankins and Harrison
Jay Bromley as a backup has shown flashes of being great too

>implying I play halo
>implying I paid for Xbox

Millennial detected

Is it really better than Watt Clowney Wilfork and Johnny Foosball though?

Ziggy > Watt

>clots

Hello loins friend

reminder last offseason 80% of espee was saying Bortles was the worst starting QB in the league and basically, your all fucking stupid

The most retarded thing about that game is that they were still in it, until that abortion of a swinging gate play.

i seriously doubt that

I thought Manning was the worst last year?

fun fact, being born after 1980 makes you a millennial

yes
clowney is shit and wilfork is over the hill

Born in 76 m8

why are you on Sup Forums grandpa?

What was WWII like?

/nfl/ - Revisionist History General

I dont think anyone thought the 5 time MVP who just threw 39 TDs would decline so sharply

Tru.

Giants going from #32 to #1 on the backs of their Dline.

What was it like before electricity?

Because your grandma needs 20 minutes to recover
I don't know, I was in Philadelphia

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>stealing my catchphrases

Ugh.

Rekt

that's what you get when you don't trademark your memes senpai

>dumb sneak memes
you're better than this
bortles did have a literally awful year in 2014, but people blamed it on the jags ebing shit and rookie nonsense as much as him being shit iirc
>can't even wear a visor correctly
dumass

272 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

You're still here?
>tfw you realize you will be in the same boat eventually

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TFW hard work got no (you)s ;__;

>snachez
good riddance
mccourty is elite

people like bubbles rather than boxes

o-oh...

he isn't.

Well people are faggots

Only 31 teams left to update c:

>It's a everyone thinks they can beat the Lions cause Calvin retired episode

ENOUGH.

fuck I can't wait for frog girl. uraraka is cute too I guess.

>Seahawks are moving Justin Britt to the center position

Might need to chill with that countdown.

agree to disagree
kek should never have traded unger

Bitch

Post Abdullahs

>le 7.5 fingers man
>elite

I honestly remember this type of talk being much more frequent but I cant seem to find much in the archive
I probably just imagined it because I took a hard positive stance on Bortles

They thought Unger was too injury prone and that they needed a red zone target. He only played like six games in that 2014 season. It's kind of funny that Jimmy got hurt and Unger didn't miss a game. Dem's the breaks.

You forgot to mention that his OL is still a dumpster fire.

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i'm super drunk but how DARE you
yeah i mean you ended up being right if that's any consolation
i don't think i rated him at all but it's always hard to tell first year in a shitty situation

>I dont think anyone thought the 5 time MVP who just threw 39 TDs would decline so sharply
wut, he was like 70 years old, how could you not expect it?

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>Barely any highlights cause all he did was fumble

Based

What u drinking

Has there ever been a more elite handoff?

best girl

sure it was coming but I really didnt think it would be so fast and so steep

t-thanks

>we're in an off season NFL thread on a Chinese monopoly discussion board on a Saturday Night

Would you have it any other way, f@m?

Is a Big Zam an athlete?

peyton nearly led the league in TDs and was on pace to break rhe record again before he got hurt in 2014 mang
i poured a bunch of bag wine into this juice thing

Uraraka is kawaii as fuck

dunno if I can stay up til 5-6 in the morning for episode 6 tho

Just how he drew it up

Thank You Based Jim Bob Cooter

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wtf

FUCK I JUST BLEW MY NO-HITTER
you've never had bag wine? franzia is cheap as fuck

>that sidearm sling

Iove it.

Don't drink wine.

>mfw I have an a huge EMT Trauma Assessment Test on Monday and I haven't even studied yet
I really shouldn't even be here tbqhwu family.

wine is good for you
>shitposters on Sup Forums are responsible for my life
i feel sick