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Tim?
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>mfw I'm thin-socks-Tim and created Tom
Vat'll it be?
I was exploring my basement looking for old shit, and lel I found my "Utopian Manifesto" I wrote when I was about 10. Basically, it's a large document I made detailing a Utopian society, and I'm lmfaoing because I was a communist dictator, before I even knew what either of those things are.
Some of the things I wrote:
>One world government
>Forced distribution of wealth
>A single "brand", the Tombrand (everything named after me)
>One type of phone; the Tomphone
>One store chain; Tomstores
>One type of pop; Tompop
>Death penalty for every type of crime
>Fat people taxed to crippling amounts
>Forced and mandatory education for everyone up until 20
>No guns
>Every street in the world to have CCTV
I knew it was you.
Just had a posh wank
Smell of lubricant now
>>Fat people taxed to crippling amounts
Excellent idea.
>thin socks tim man
ah yes, a young tony blair
i spell it thom but w/e
hi
Alri lil tom
I swear this woman is like 90% of stock photos
who /tom/ here
sad how you saved this post for a new thread.
get a life you absolute cretin
H-how did you know my name?
t'geaowfs
You used to be cool man
extremely photogenic woman is extremely photogenic.
2,1
bet you have no friends now
also will be reposting this tomorrow
give me something to do on the computer innit
double faggot
i h8 evry1 here, don't play that card.
hotaru is a meme for (man)children who like "big boobies xd"
martha down the block reckons the world's gone mad
think I agree with her
learn one of these
not depicted: my haskellfu, because she's too pure to be illustrated (it's haram)
are you the autistic canadian tech support lad? (thai tech support is shite)
Ground harness is getting a bit rusty.
If you're balding, do yourself a favour and just shave it all off
bloke at the local tells me he killed JFK
my gf told me about a similar world, but she also included eugenics in hers.
do you both have autism?
>see thread that has my name on it
>remember post I made in Sup Forums some time back
>literally 10 seconds in the archive and guaranteed (you)'s
sad how you post with identification in an online anonymous anime image board
end your life you absolute faggot
runts
>tfw weak forehead
>tfw would look like a prime runt if I were to go bald
the autism in this post is fucking grim.
honestly think the worst thing to happen in history was the american revolution
not pointing fingers and saying who's right or wrong (it's yanks) but think about it
if it hadn't have happened countries like rhodesia wouldn't have attempted for independence and colonialism would never have died
instead of a bunch of shitholes like zambia and zimbabwe we'd have more countries like australia and south africa but unified under one nation
the white man would effectively have total dominion over the world and we would have brought our civilisation with us
makes me sad to think about x
Ted Cruz's dad goes to your local?
That depends on if she does.
eugenics used to be normal and quite uncontroversial in the west. sterilization programs of invalids and criminals happened until the 60s-70s
*rings you on my tomphone while listening to tompop*
is there a single war film set in the middle east or north africa that doesn't have a muslim prayer scene
we also used to hang niggers from trees, shit changes
>the white man would effectively have total dominion over the world
Why do they all sound gay
Why do Americans sound gay
ah yes because the benefits of western civilisation are edgy
did not read ANY of the preceding posts
who /shaves their head even though they're not balding/ here
feels good
the revolution needs to be a world wide cause.
not just a select few Stalin.
doubt it lol
its the fake personality people put on for buzzfeed
r/balls
what about war films set in the uk?
guess you should've given colonials full representation in parliament huh
...
*walks towards you*
To the Tomreeducation facility with you faggot.
On a more serious note; I will literally put you into the fucking ground. Serious, give me a location and I'll be there tomorrow. I must warn you though, I have full mastery over the martial art of pugilism, and once engaged in combat I wont stop until you are dead. I feel morally obligated to advice you to not take up my offer, for you will surely be defeated by my skill.
lawrence of arabia?
Any lads getting the new Tomphone?
what did he say in the end? lecture and what?
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
that's a non-sequitur. lynchings had nothing to do with the state.
>haha look at me I'm not autistic I was just being irony I swear guaie XD
would be good banter if fast forward 50 years, indians weren't still shitting the streets
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>m
oh fuck off
the wind that shakes the barley
POO
IN
LOO
wtf i hate australian women now
Surprised you have the money considering the fat tax.
got called racist in tomstore
dunno why are people are so up in arms about them cutting him off and lecturing him about being mean to her when he said.
the project is the most cucked news show on australian tv. it started as this attempt to have discussion about news but it's basically just an echo chamber for the buzzfeed opinion nowadays. that's even before mr waleed aly whips out his jewel encrusted soap box to mount and tell everyone which facet of australian society is shit for the week.
hector
in hindsight yes but you could have gone about it differently desu
hopefully the CCTV will've caught him so he'll get the death penalty
The lads and I
going tompakishop anyone want owt?
in tomstore?
not fat, i spend plenty of time at the 24-hour Tom gym
cheers
thought maybe he said something worse since people responded in shock
such a lust for slags
>I was just being irony
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I see you are not taking my threats seriously. Lad, I am being fully honest with you. Give me a location and I will be there.
Or are you just fearful of what fury will be unleashed upon your maggot body in battle?
wonder what sweden is like
they were carried out by authorities
poo
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me on the left
wrong. they were carried out by mobs.
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My name is Tom. What's up?
alri tom
no in the collinoperative
nice toms on this one