/brit/

[Jace Moore]

Tom edition

[William Richardson]

america

[Ethan Lewis]

/lat/

[Adrian Foster]

tom for days

[Luis Davis]

Tim?

[Julian Wood]

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

[Colton Cooper]

>mfw I'm thin-socks-Tim and created Tom

[Benjamin Clark]

Vat'll it be?

[Lucas Gonzalez]

I was exploring my basement looking for old shit, and lel I found my "Utopian Manifesto" I wrote when I was about 10. Basically, it's a large document I made detailing a Utopian society, and I'm lmfaoing because I was a communist dictator, before I even knew what either of those things are.

Some of the things I wrote:
>One world government
>Forced distribution of wealth
>A single "brand", the Tombrand (everything named after me)
>One type of phone; the Tomphone
>One store chain; Tomstores
>One type of pop; Tompop
>Death penalty for every type of crime
>Fat people taxed to crippling amounts
>Forced and mandatory education for everyone up until 20
>No guns
>Every street in the world to have CCTV

[Kevin Bailey]

I knew it was you.