Official Spurs vs Southampton thread

Lloris (c), Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Mason; Lamela, Eriksen, Son; Kane.

Forster; Martina, van Dijk, Fonte, Bertrand; Wanyama, Clasie, Mané, Davis, Tadic; Long

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>No Dembele
>No Alli
>Mason
>Son

Spurs lose
Arsenal finish 2nd

AHAHAHA SPURS CHOKED THE LEAGUE TO A FUCKING TINPOT CLUB

>Only club to bother trying to keep up with Leicester
The joke is on the other """big""" clubs

>"the s-sky is the li-limit"

Is he a bigger autist than Messi?

Spurs beat Southampton last season with a Mason/Bentaleb midfield along with Kaboul and Townsend in the starting lineup. They'll be fine.

>choked
>never in first place to begin with

Arsenal didn't win the league m8

>Southampton---->Tottenham---->Real Madrid


Will Alderweireld and Pochettino follow in Bale's footsteps?

>Mason/Bentaleb midfield along with Kaboul and Townsend in the starting lineup

Almost forgot how unbelievably awful Tottenham were on paper last season, they had no business finishing higher than 7th

What do either team have to play for?

Friendly at best

Spurs to finish higher than Arsenal
Southampton for revenge for Spurs stealing their manager and Alderweireld

>b-b-b-but the other teams didn't win their title back to make Tottenham look better

Alderweireld never belonged to them, he was on loan from Atletico.

>spurs havnt won the league for 50 years

kek

I thought their was skullduggery with Southampton having a buy back clause and Alt.Madrid had to pay them back some

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Lads

>Southampton has an immensely successful season under Pochettino
>Spurs poach Pochettino and his coaching staff
>Spurs poach Paul Mitchell, Southampton's head of recruitment, and with him, knowledge of all of Southampton's future transfer targets
>Spurs uncharacteristically buy a lower league literally who called Dele Alli, a player who would have otherwise been a Southampton signing.
>Spurs jew Southampton out of the option-to-buy clause they had on Alderweireld.

Reminder that the success of the Jewish Spurs is partially owed to extortion of Southampton FC, originally St. Mary's Church, a Christian football club.

Reminder that even in football, Jews still can't resist exploiting the goyim, flourishing, and taking credit for his work.

Spuns still have a chance of ending up 4th, right?

>The Mighty Spurs

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>Spurs poach Pochettino

His contract with Southampton ended, he was free to go wherever he wanted.

>Spurs uncharacteristically buy a lower league literally who called Dele Alli, a player who would have otherwise been a Southampton signing.

This isn't true at all. A lot of clubs were interested in Alli. Liverpool were about to sign him, Brendan Rodgers even met with Alli personally to work out the details, but Spurs swooped in at the last second.

>Spurs jew Southampton out of the option-to-buy clause they had on Alderweireld.

Atletico chose to sell him to Spurs

>Reminder that the success of the Jewish Spurs is partially owed to extortion of Southampton FC, originally St. Mary's Church, a Christian football club.

Alderweireld, Eriksen, and Vertonghen were all originally from Ajax, another "jewish" club.

COYG

No, they're guaranteed 3rd at worst because Man City and Arsenal have to play each other today

If City win and Spurs lose, they'll both be 3 points behind Spurs with a game left.

It'd take a huge swing in GD though, so it's unlikely... Plus, Spurs last game is against Poohcastle.

If City win today and Spurs lose today and next week, Arsenal would need to win their final game of the season by 19 goals. Even against Villa, that's a pretty tall order.

*by 14 goals

Are there any actual Southampton supporters here?

>His contract with Southampton ended, he was free to go wherever he wanted.
nope. poch/spurs had to pay £2m in compensation to southampton for leaving early.

>This isn't true at all. A lot of clubs were interested in Alli.
but would spurs have been had paul mitchell not been there? he was mitchell's first signing after all.

>Atletico chose to sell him to Spurs
yes, like i said, southampton were jewed out of a clause they had arranged with atletico before spurs came along.

>Alderweireld, Eriksen, and Vertonghen were all originally from Ajax, another "jewish" club.
so?

I always root for them since they've gotten more dutch/eredivisie players and the Koeman brothers

A little girl can dream.

>The Mighty Spurs

yeap. there's only two or three as far as i'm aware. looking forward to the day when southampton have a bit of success again and all the lifelongs from southampton (not even the memers) pop up calling everyone plastic.

Why does White Hart Lane have all those meme motivational phrases all around the stadium?

dubs and Tottenham lose

Koeman and Van Dijk are both great. I really want them both at Arsenal but Van Dijk just signed a new 6 year contract

The fuck is this dramatic music

>star wars music
>lloris molesting the mascot
nice to see the memes are off to a good start

Dubs and Tottenham win 4-0

Well they did just bottle the league to fucking Leicester, you've got to have some way to keep their heads up

London clubs and Liverpool fuck off from Southampton

it's tottenham

I fucking hate early/late kickoff Spurs threads

>samir nasri still exists

What went wrong?

Who is the most famous supporter of both of these clubs?

Star Wars music.

lads, what does martin tyler exclaim to his wife when the viagra finally kicks in?

What part of Hotspur are you lads from?

AGUERROOOOOOO

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Spurs will NEVER EVER do this

"the viagra finally kicked in"

Next season

As a Leicester fan might watch this for a laugh desu

Is Kane going to stay at Spurs, or will he fuck off to Manchester or Madrid?

Was N'jie injured?

Been a while since I've seen him

Stays with spurs

Beautiful fucking weather, looks comfy as fuck

Not with Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd and Liverpool all recovering.

Spurs blew their only chance.

RARE

He was yeah, but he has also played with the U21s a lot. Something is off or he doesn't fit.

Reminder that even if Spurs had won all of these games (ie. ended the season on a 9-game winning streak), Leicester would have won the league by a point

Leicester have had this in the bag for months

>de gay

summer time is here la

>city
not with pep starting from new
>Chelsea
sure
>United
I can only hope
>Liverpool
top 4

>not with pep starting from new

Faroe Islands

>mane
looks like das it
>tadic
likes playing tadtically
>clasie
is a pretty classy CDM
>long
benefits from long balls
>fonte
likes using a wide variety of fonts when making powerpoint presentations

Stay at Spurs for two more seasons, if he scores 20+ in both of those seasons then he'll be sold to Man United or Man City for £100 million

>koeman
>has cows

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spuds are playing well desu

Liverpool will be shit next season

I don't think you understood

>team that presses a lot commits a lot of fouls
who would have thought

On the bright side, it looks like Pochettino has gotten the whole "team runs out of gas in the final two months" thing sorted out.

Fucking jews, man.

Will today have a name like "St. Arseanals Day" or are Tottenham too irrelevant for that?

if they win the EL i can see them bringing in some good players. CL, money, wanting to play for klopp etc. i mean they may just waste it on shit like benteke again but they have the oppotunity

How on earth does Man United commit more fouls per game when they have possession the entire time?

You watch him a few times for U21s? Rather him or onamah?

lol Mason is going to bet a bollocking

I dunno but I really want Southampton to win. Can't deal with anymore embarrassment this season

Marouane Fellaini

Onomah any day of the week. N'jie is a flashy dime-a-dozen pacebabby winger

I'd rather have N'jie at the moment, Onomah has looked a bit indecisive in the limited time he's played (understandable, since he's 18 years old).

We're not petty enough to do things like that

I love Long

Taking the piss out of your rivals is never petty

I really hope not. The fact that Arsenal fans celebrated it so hard because they had nothing else going for them was pathetic, I'd hate to see Spurs fans do something that sad.

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>English goalkeeping
TOP LEL

>Forster

what a mess

Were any of you Leicester fans BEFORE this April?

But still, St.Totteringham's day and the idea of a St.Gooner's day is fucking pathetic.

SONALDO

Should just call it Passover tbqh.

Where were you when you just witnessed the birth of the REVERSE OFFSIDE TRAP

> Most they've ever scored in the PL
> Fail to win the league

This

/lifelong/ here la

Nice fucking goal

Definitely should be called offside, Forster didn't come out because Kane was offside and interfering with play

I'll take the goal but I'd be mad as fuck if that happened against us