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alright lads I never want kids and hate condoms I can't fucking cum with them on and it's bullshit what're my options? give me as much information as you can. gf can't use birth control cause it give her side affects

In for all my childhood qt3.14 waifus have turned into soulless ditzy whores

just pull out

vasectomy

hard or soft?

ahhh yes

not even one of those things they get inserted in their arm?

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Good plan
Race traitor

>pre-cum once
>possibility of her getting pregnant and my life being over
thanks
pills cause her to be depressed and suicidal arm shit could cause permanent infertility due to some shit she's got wrong with her uterus so she said no

I quit smoking yesterday and haven't had a fag yet today, how do I kill this craving to go out and buy my last pack?

you don't know he's white

you don't know i'm white either for that matter

Go out and buy something else of equivalent price

then just get an abortion if you ever do get her pregnant

try being yourself

she's massively against them
sound advice mate

they do anal

your gf sounds like a bitch

just dump her and find a girl who will take the pill

lad i think your best bet is to use the catholic method
im not sure how it works, but they make this schedule based off her period and when she's least likely to get pregnant, its how catholic women do it

>she's massively against them

As a disabled, gay asylum seeking transwomyn of colour, this speaks to me on an almost meta level

then*

>the catholic method
ah yes alcohol induced miscarriage

LADS.

I'VE STILL NOT STARTED THAT ESSAY.

HELP.

You can't do anything about it. Recognize you're dealing with the same fuckshit dilemma that millions had to deal with. Knowing you're going through the same torture that all of us went through should offer some use.

I'm so far into the friend zone I think I have stockholm syndrome.

So start it now. You need ~4 hours to write and polish a 2k word essay when doing it sleep deprived and under pressure

lol! texting this to my catholic friend

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pakis

what's the subject

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Been watching a lot of Bill Burr lately, guy seems a bro.

actually not a bad idea, fuck her in the ass no condom for my enjoyment, then fuck her with a condom on for her enjoyment
If I dump her I'll be single for 10+ years minimum
will look into it thanks


one thing I am worried about is I have a history of mental instability I'm 19 and requesting a vasectomy might look a bit weird

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>I don't think so sunshine

is that Jez

keep your mind busy lad, boredom is the enemy. also make a calendar and cross off each day you've gone without a fag when you wake up in the morning. when today is already crossed off i found i didn'tt want to fuck it up by smoking.

>vasectomy at 19
highly likely you'll regret that later. I think it can be reversed but it's painful and maybe doesn't always work.

Just keep trying different condoms

took the plunge and deleted tinder

Yeah, can't you tell

i wonder what sex would feel like if the nerve endings in my glans weren't slowly desensitized throughout my life

you n uggo or something

Jez from Peep Show you seething runt

Would dust any of you in a 100m race

I have aspergers and psychosis, it'd be mean to risk passing that on, plus I form minimal to no emotional attachments to family so I wouldn't make a good dad also I have never wanted, nor will ever want kids

considering a brothel

why

i deleted it but that's because i had no matches due to what i hope were awful pictures

no I was just sick of it
put my willy in girls from it before but it's too much stress

tinder showed me my standards are way higher than my ugly face entitles them to be

in a brothel

walk me through the average tinder date

>aspergers and psychosis

You can't pass on shite that ain't real you melon

If you actually had autism you wouldn't have the mental capacity to be posting on 'ere

running out of places to dump the body?

Walking some kiwi through a tinder date

really got sick of dating tbqh
will probably download it again but just want to focus on getting a new job at the moment

on tinder in a brothel

high functioning aspergers isn't the same as autism you turbonigger
>You can't pass on shite that ain't real you melon
you're right all the doctors that studied, documented and developed medicine are wrong and you a shitposter who doesn't know the difference between autism and aspergers is right...that seems likely

i don't need an app to tell me that :(

my grandad has crippling anxiety, can even sense a bit of it in my psych. still love him and happy I'm related to him

bit dense to think you should map out the course of your life before you've hit 20. personally hate the idea of having kids right now but good chance that'll change later on

Some aussie melt is on tinder in this brothel

how do you have a gf and aspergers?

Haven't bought trainers in 5 years, what are they supposed to look like?

The ones I got yesterday I immediately regret. Will people notice the design is really juvenile?

Really triggers me and hits close to home. Black people should sit on the ground. Benches are for whites only.

yes

he's right though

Bang a chick who got her tubes tied

Anal

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return them and get something different

Anyone here like Bluegrass?

Want to go on holiday to Greece

no don't i want to see him suffer

Can't, I need to wear them today for work training.

Might take the rest of the week off with stress

this is why i like converse. minimal thought required. always look the same.

when I first got diagnosed I watched reality shows and read books about social interactions then made notes and revised and stuff also read alot about reading body/facial expressions online
so as long as I focus I can manage to socialize fairly proficiently I just have to change most aspects of my personality

post them lad

>so as long as I focus I can manage to socialize fairly proficiently I just have to change most aspects of my personality

Definition on an extrovert normie

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how do i hatpost

just b yourself my man

>how do i hatpost

Im just waiting for a mate

>black people aren't real people

I'm not outgoing or socially confident so no extrovert
I did, I got beat up everyday at school

Great film

Doubt you got beat up everyday

I think I bullied the melts too much at school

just looking at their facebook profiles now they're all pretty fucked up in their own special ways
like 5 of them are transgender now
wow

>t.wanker with regrettable trainers

2012 wants their meme back

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probably 3-4 out of 5 I refused to give up lunch money and do shit like lick their shoes so they'd just beat me up instead

jewish gf update: still don't know any jewish girls

Wish I had committed suicide in high school so some non-family members would actually notice I was gone

Have to spend the day engaged in physical exercise around people I work with every day, despite being overweight, out of shape and wearing a t-shirt despite having arms like twigs.

I'll spend the rest of my time working here being reminded of how much I failed today and eventually have to quit because I can't take the anxiety about people remembering it anymore and talking about me behind my back. Just like school.

Thanks Mr. Shekelstein.

Have never rode in a train