/brit/

that's not what ur ma said

last night

in bed

having sex

edition

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korean pop

mates.

i was going to eat an orange but instead opted for a banana

cara

>orange

triggered

>Mfw goot thinks he's clever and catches me ban-evading but I delete my cookies
You can't win

having a beer

VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL
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How can white men even compete?

Bet a very clever lad will reply to this claiming to be the gorilla

High Speed Rail Part Two

nice of lewis hamilton to take a snap

me on the right

i am the gorilla

I'll be fucking creasing @ the north when they reach Brum and stop

why the fuck would i want to go to any of those shitheaps

>High Speed 3 (HS3) is a conceptual coast to coast, east-west rail line in northern England, connecting Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and Hull.

now THAT would really juice up the northern powerhouse

incorrect

you've already got the trans pennine lines

you can't really make them any faster

>tfw it would be faster to commute from Liverpool to Hull each day than to commute into London

>completely bypassing the north east

SLIMY SOUTHERN CUNTS

Northfags REEEEEing because they've been forgotten again
Not a new sight

Where's the train to Northern Ireland?

THE POLICE HAVE ARRESTED YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOUR GIMMICK IS EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL/TERRORIST INTENT

Quick, how do you explain your gimmick to them?

You probably can. 3 hours between Liverpool and Newcastle is a joke

>goes through brumistan

oh am i laffin

I DO NOT CONSENT

some day /brit/ tolerates yanks

other days /brit/ hates yanks

That is not the route you fool

Literally makes no sense to invest into anything north of London.

It's just a prank bro.

INDEPENDENCE NOW REEEEEEEEE

*continue to slowly walk towards them*

Shan't be spending one moment in your disgusting prison cell

orange you glad you had that banana

you're just visitors. Like visitors, sometimes you outstay your welcome.

every day /brit/ hates yanks, you just think that people like you when they don't reply to you

fuck off

hungover lads

send help

tfwnogf reflects the crippling realisation that I will never find a woman who will love me and will remain forever alone, not a coded formula for explosives

this desu. The north has always been a drain. How many government initiatives to boost the northern economy will it take until Whitehall realises they're beyond help.

I prefer yanks over certain /brit/ posters

At work and shitposting again all day lads.

Feels good to be the sysadmin haha.

well the york to newcastle section is capable of high speeds, but the entire liverpool, manchester, huddersfield and leeds section isn't as fast and there's not much room for upgrades

cock and bollocks

>How many government initiatives to boost the northern economy
How many have they done?

They let a geordie win last year's I'm A Celeb

Got the week off, plan to spend it sitting in my bedroom watching cartoons haha

L O N D O N
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D D
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The knockers on one of my students are stupendous lads.

Wearing that TIGHT jumper over them should be illegal.

(uni here, not a nonce)

Demi Rose Mawby is going softcore cam now lads

oh for fuck sake.

L O N D O N
O_O
N __N
D ___D
O ____O
N _____N

BNE
N
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mong

Remember when Nigel Farage was appointed British Ambassador to the US?
Oh wait I don't so he should fuck off.

>yank
>using terms such as "mong"

>O_O
fuck off underage weeaboo

pics?

also pretty sure it's not noncery if she has huge boobs no matter what age she is

Literally every government has initiatives to rebuild the North, pay attention for once in your life.

brit on vacation here

It's nuts how he thinks he should be the go to person, he has nothing to do with the government at all, he couldn't even become a fucking MP.

sacré bleu, mon cover has been le blown

bring doggo in to sleep on my bed

y/n?

Distribution of Industry Act 1945 is one

y+n

Thats what they all say.

t. Scotsman with Irish roots living in England on a business trip in Estonia.

Like?

NOT helpful

>vacation

FOY

I see you are new around these parts, kid

>he doesn't have demi rose mawby's hardcore vids

>not knowing this gimmick

gobshite

Seartching for a funny successful Aryan SO

n+y

I see you know your judo well

gf just sent me this

hmm consider returning it

Northern Powerhouse
Regional Development Agencies

bit of a neck

>kid
FOY

pls i will do whatever /brit/ says

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why would anybody film themselves having sex, you can't wank over it in case you reach the vinegar strokes and it suddenly cuts to your gurning chimp face

>Northern Powerhouse
Pahahahahahaha
You genuinely think this is a thing?

I'm asking you for specifics and all you have are memes, you fucking thick nigger.

>when /brit/ baits a yank

idk, its up to you to decide, friendo

Regional Development Agencies are not a meme, get back in your pen northern monkey

Was on the edge of my seat
Thought the little guy wouldn't make it for a moment

They're also not exclusive to the north, you divvy shitskin. They're all over England.

You have no argument.

Jackin the beanstalk lads, if you know what I mean

We all have a Jihad

Looks like I finally found mine

explain

>They're also not exclusive to the north, you divvy shitskin. They're all over England.

What diffence does it make shit for brains?
Best be off to your Job Centre appointment, scrounging northern shit.

Why is it that with all the money London gets thrown at it, it is still a fucking shithole full of pakis and niggers?

exciting new turn in the ribena arc

get fucked

living off 3 hours sleep lads

Teeth were really a massive mistake in the evolutionary design of humans

>have tooth abscess
>get pains so sharp I have to lie down and squirm on my bed
>pains eventually stop (tooth died but didn't realise this yet)
>cheek swells up massively a few months later
>have to get on antibiotics
>later have to do a root canal to save the tooth for £350

Like why couldn't they be made of titanium or something