Oakland Athletics at Baltimore Orioles Gamethread: Pedro Dinger Edition

Eutaw street, back-to-back with Schoop,

Maybe he's no longer shit?

Too lazy to post lineups.

Trumbooooooooooooo!

This team is going to be silly in the warm weather.

>dingers dinging
>even Pedro
>Joey defense

Wouldn't mind seeing more of all this

Only problem is Tilly isn't throwing strikes. But the strike zone is kinda tiny today.

Hi bros, sorry I'm late. Why are these A's/O's threads shit???

No one is ever around for matinee games.

Whew, way to get out of the jam. Nice play by Flash.

>looks at the runner
>tags the bag instead of stepping on it

B A N T E R
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JOEY
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lolololololololololololololololol

So, uh, Joey Rickard

>no power, high OBP player in minors
>3 home runs, not walking in majors

the fuck?

steroids

TRUMBO STANDUP TRIPLE

>A's fielding
>moneyball

Is there a player on this team more based than Trumbo right now?

(Yeah, I realize Manny is better but still)

>Steve Clevenger

How assblasted are the Mariners?

Tillman suddenly has his command back. If he could figure out some way to have it all the time, he'd be a legit ace.

Gott damn Tilly

Have the Mariners ever had a good trade?

>tfw wasn't here for the Trumbomb

When did Brach become elite?

He was always pretty good but he's just unreal this year.

in b4 Trumbo double for the cycle

>tfw Wieters is a below-replacement-level catcher this year

feels bad, man

JOEY JOEY JOEY

MANNY "BEING MANNY" "MACHO MAN" MACHADO

STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

GRAND SLAMMY MACHADOOOOOOOOOOO

THANK YOU BASED MANNY

Also Trumbo just needs a double for the cycle right?

DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY BULLPEN EVER AGAIN

Yes and Phegley is in the bullpen throwing for Oakland

PHEGLEY PHEGLEY

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JONES

THAT PITCH WAS OVER YOUR GODDAMN SHOULDERS

fug

Lel moneyball works, the A's best pitcher is a catcher. Finding value where it's overlooked

Speaking of value, how's your country Klaus?

What's the question here? I'm an American who lives in Germany. I live in Berlin, so it's cheap as hell.

What actually happened to Billy Butler?

can we sign manny to a 50 year contract already. Like make him part owner or something

GG boys, I will see you on based Wednesday day baseball.

Good series A's bros, though the threads were pretty damn quiet

he fucking sucks