M-muh nordic master race

Lmao Scandinavians have never accomplished anything ever, they are the niggers of Europe.

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those carvings look like something a 10 year old would doodle in his notebook

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that's a nice doodle on that rock

rock is much harder to carve than clay.

This is the last thread I chose to view before going to bed
I feel like I chose pretty poorly

rock is much harder than clay after all

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Stonehenge is impressive you retard

Left one is bronze iirc, I saw it in the London Docklands museum. And pic related was made 1,300 years before the one made by scandies.

>stonehenge
>white people

they were middle estern neolithic farmers, actually we share more blood with them than the brits

The method which was used is lost wax casting, it's not like it was sculpted out of bronze directly, they made a model in wax to be filled with liquid bronze, that technoque was also used in Europe and the Near East

so?

>Middle Easterner

They were Anatolian farmers which are a mix of European hunter gatherers and Basal Eurasians, genetically they're far closer to Sardinians and Iberians than to Middle Easterners

It means that northern Europeans especially Scandinavians are subhuman

Maybe, but not here :(

Scandinavians are without a doubt the most overrated peoples in history.

They have the XIXth century german romantics and the "muh heritage" americans to thank for.

If it wasn't for that they would be as relevant as the baltics

Last time I checked a map Anatolia was part of the Middle East. And in any case, european hunter gatherers were swarthier than modern southern europeans.

so why are all the übermenchen coming here?

Well, to be fair they have the most advanced societies at this moment. It's natural that they behave arrogantly.

Because you give them free housing and access to high quality blonde pussy.

Beacuse we got rich by accident and are stupid enough to let them in.

Yup we are not even western European

Source on that African figure being from 1000 AD?

>european hunter gatherers were swarthier than modern southern europeans.
What does that have to do with the farmers, a separate group that moved into their territory?

Scandinavian societies are no more advanced than the rest of Europe I don't get what this meme comes from, the only thing we excel at is presentation, we are masters at making things look good even though it isn't.

>Well, to be fair they have the most advanced societies at this moment.

I agree.
However, their societies are quite unstable

>most advanced societies

They have a great social system but their social policies are pure suicide. Look at Sweden.

It was in Denmark, they got their copper from Southern Europe, this is from like 800 bc

>Scandinavian societies are no more advanced than the rest of Europe

They are. The standard of living there is really good.
Everyone has the same oportunities, there's a focus on a humanist attitude, tight communitty sense so there's less corruption, etc...

>by accident

The italian guy argued that the builders of Stonhenge were a mix of hunter gatherers and antolian farmers.

Not true, overall your societies were perfect but it's true you are ruining it with your ingenuosity.

Indeed they are, due their arrogancy, their biggest fault. They truly believe they can turn everybody into their scandinavian mindset.

>never accomplished anything
back then yes
but now they are on top

>still responding to this albanian's false-flag threads
STOP

even their wood carvings were shit tier

Nevertheless they had nothing to do with the indo-europeans whatsoever.

shut the fuck up nigger moor.

Anatolian farmers were already mixed with WHG while in Anatolia and drastically different from those in Mesopotamia and the Levant, when they moved west they became even more mixed with WHG populations

This is Addis Ababa, the capital of Ethiopia. Ethiopia is the only African country that was never a colony.

>look at this meme map from 60,000bc
>see whitey u dun exist, you a sandnigger
fucking subhuman moor.

A lot of Finnish artifacts had the same designs.

Indoeuropean is a language group, maybe you mean PIE speaking populations

for a second there I thought it was malmö

Italian East Africa (Italian: Africa Orientale Italiana) was an Italian colony in the Horn of Africa. It was formed in 1936 through the merger of Italian Somaliland, Italian Eritrea and newly conquered Ethiopia.

>Swedish education

more like an occupation, they never spoke italian.

Looks great, my ideal looking ci

Whatever you want to call them, non whites involved in Stonehenge.

If it looks like a sandnigger it's a sandnigger, mememaps don't mean shit.

People living in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks tbqh

Africans never had the need to develop a civilization because they already had everything handed to them by nature
There was no need to live jailed to rules and laws when they could have everything they wanted for free

What is a sandnigger?

That is no requirement

in 600 AD, beaners did THIS

damn........

Northern Europeans had nothing until what? 1000 bc?? When they started to copy Italian culture.

what is a spaniard?

was France a colony of Germany?
Or is Germany a colony of USA/Britain?

That's not even impressive for 600 AD. The Ziggurat was built in 2100 BC.

Europe in 1600 bc

Those are Irish people.

1000 ad*

The markings on pic related looks a gazillion times better than their wood carvings

pic related Evropa.

youtube.com/watch?v=dPlTg6tCIh8&t=1s

the zigg is ugly though lol

>was France a colony of Germany?
Or is Germany a colony of USA/Britain?

No, and no.

>Jews master race
lmaoooooooooooo, the slaves are talking shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish–Roman_War

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And non whites involved, whites were always educated by non whites. Like when etruscans gave civilization to latins or minoans to the greeks.

The best thing about this is that the thing on the left was probably made by a fulltime artist whilst the one on the right was raised by Halvdan in his own honour to commemorate his big dick. Runestones were usually very mundane. Some of it might even be considered early medieval shitposting.

kek, fucking nigger.

pic related is
KAISER
CEASAR
TSAR

Sandniggers were and are Slaves of Europeans, including Jews, all property.

>le Greeks aren't white meme

Lol sure.

Great fucking thread OP now we have ''I'm 1/69 Swedish because I have one Amon Amarth album'' amerisharts talking about history they learned from Skyrim.

>not eating the buzzard
you can't win if you don't try

While you're right about the shitposting, we should also remember that carvers were a specialised profession during the viking age.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runemaster

The most prolific carvers were originally identified by their own signatures on the carved stones, but recent examinations with laser scanners have allowed archaeologists to identy different carving trechniques used by different carvers. See for example

So basically, rune carvers too were full time craftsmen.

I doubt he is even american considering his shitty english and that he can't comprehend other people's posts (or maybe he is a truly american, in reality it made me think). In any case, this is why I just ignore him.

Comparing early medieval sword designs to viking age (?) wood carvings isn't really fair lad. Closest approximate would be merovingian finnish ring swords which while unique and representative of the finnish culture of the time aren't very fancy either.

I like the patterns tough

It is mostly just anglo media that have hyped up Scandinavian societies, in reality life here is very bland and mediocre.

>in reality life here is very bland and mediocre

Would you rather have a vibrant and exciting life like in Syria? Come on, that's precisely the elemment of a successfull civilization.

They are surprisingly nice to look at.
Maybe that's why they were so popular around the baltic sea area.

Before the war sure, alot of people here are on antidepressants, speech and thought is very censored (mostly through social exclusion but also through media). People do not interact socialy and have very few friends and little contact with their already small family.

>People do not interact socialy and have very few friends and little contact with their already small family.

And that's why you have by far less corruption than we do for example. Strong family and social bonds create nepotism.

It was a trade network roughly corresponding to the cultural sphere of Beowulf

How do you even train sports if you are so afraid of people?

So having a fucked up social climate where everyone is alone is preferable to a bit of corruption?

Also our leaders have sold us out by inviting muslims to invade our country, thats worse than Berlusconi style corruption.

Everything in Scandinavian social life is just so fucked up due to inversion of gender roles, single motherhood, abortion, kids out of wedlock, divorce and lack of kids.

There is a little social interaction, and I never said that people didn't have hobbies (although most people here prefer the TV or the computer these days)

I was raised by a single mother. Do you hate us?

>a bit of corruption
>a bit

You clearly are clueless up there about how fucked up is everthing in the south. It's like when people like Merkel claims that the PIGS problem is that we are just lazy and by working hard everything magically will be fixed. Our main problem is corruption by far.

I take your word for it, but at least your countries aren't dying from degeneracy and Islamic invasion.

Most ring swords found in finland have arrived here through trade, no doubt about it, but the Eura ringsword is unique among them. The designs around the pommel and guard don't fit any known classification and it was most like made locally sometime around the finnish merovingian period (700 ad). I personally find it interesting because it proves that merovingian finns had the capability to produce intricate iron swords and that trade along the baltic sea and north sea reach as far as satakunta. Also considering that migration period swords aka ring swords are based on roman spatha designs just emphasizes how far roman influence was really felt in europe.

>aren't dying from degeneracy and Islamic invasion

Again, Spain has one of the highest divorce rates in Europe, lowest brith rates and we have 2 million muslims. We are as fucked as you but we are poor.

>countries in SE are literally falling apart due to extreme corruption
>meanwhile sweden has some of the best infrastructure and standards of living in the world
>sweden is still worse off because some user is slightly inconvenienced by seeing some brown people outside