ITT: frauds

Post the biggest frauds in football you know. I'll start with matuidi, 0 technicality, thinks he is a 9 forcing guys like cavani to defend in his place, big ego yet he is the captain of the french team and everyone is on his dick because "muh 4 lungs".

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youtube.com/watch?v=IqmowgmKt1o
youtube.com/watch?v=kpRkuOwLOO4
youtube.com/watch?v=IttBaD4lGq4
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doesn't matter, have 6 in l'Equipe :^)

Va coucher Marseille

Jokes on you PSG fans dislike Matuidi

>inb4 zidane

cavani will track back no matter what

Cristiano Ronaldo

Toni Kroos

Sergio Aguero

Every single one of these guys. Danny Welbeck too.

ITT: post talented players i don't like because they play for a team i dislike because it is more succesful than mine and while this shit team i support hardly fought to avoid relegation and is being sold.

Not even a qsg fan

You said everything. He's shit. He had a good period for a few month but now he's back at his normal shit level.

This guy is the biggest fraud I have seen the past couple of years.

I was a PSG fan even back when we had the de souza brothers in our team. Every PSG fan hate Matuidi because somehow he managed to bench FUCKING PASTORE

Mad manure fag

Verratti and pastore should leave PSG

Why are PSG fans so obsessed with Pastore?

That proves he's not that shitty.

him and giroud are pure fucking trash

>muh... muh volume de jeu
>muh target man

Jack Wilshire is the Jay Electronica of soccer

>captain of the french team


tu blagues mec ?

Il a été capitaine 2 ou 3 fois je crois

>french national team
>its a bunch of niggers

texas, l'imparfait existe pour mieux exprimer cette phrase là

>équipe de solvénie
>rien que des cons serbes

>>équipe de solvénie
>>rien que des cons serbes
Yeah, keep making up shit lad

Sturridge is class what are you on about.

non, c'est passé composé tabarnak

jean, qu'est ce que tu fais au texas

Pastore yes. PSG should do a big sale for him and buy a German or Belgian crack at his place.
Zlatan to leave. Which means there's only Cavani as striker.
Sell Aurier because he's washed up after the periscope video.
Cancel Blanc and take Pelligrini as coach.
Reinstall Sirigu for the CL matches and Trapp for less decisive matches.

How is Sturridge in any way a fraud. He's one of the most consistant goalscorers around

Be relevant before saying shit about my NT.

>Reinstall Sirigu for the CL matches and Trapp for less decisive matches.

the opposite. Trapp is clutch as fuck

>>my NT
>a bunch of niggers from the Congo

How can that be if you just started watching in 2014 you bandwagon piece of shit

sturridge is absolute class worth 50m

Trapp is not a good keeper yet, he's too young, has no experience. A keeper in CL needs to be a boss. Trapp just isn't. I'm sorry I like him but he costed a goal in the quarter against City.
Sirigu never disapointed me. Trapp is the future ok I get it muh young cracks but you want to win the CL one day or not nigga?

>ctrl + F
>"Memphis"
>no results found
you guys disappoint me. also Sterling

...

Just chillin in chile Pierre

hello Alexandre

Salut Patrick

>gets carried by his teams
>mopes when someone tackles him
>gets depressed when he miscontrols a ball
>can barely speak German despite living there most of his life
this bug-eyed fucker does nothing of worth aside from create chances and gets away with it because his forwards are rightfully just as shit

Can we all agree on him being the GOAT fraud?

He's the Rajon Rondo of football

>muh empty assists

Ali Dia is the undisputed GOAT
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Dia

> Cavani been shit all season
> scores a meaningless hattrick against >Ajaccio
> l-lets leave the attack to him next season!

A new striker should be number one priority.

But who?
Which decent to world class striker is available and most importantly will agree to play against Metz on a cold december night and fail in the CL quarters?

Buy memebuyang
Or diego costa.

>A new striker should be number one priority.
Difficult to do. Not many good ones available in Europe. Cavani and Ibra are still part of the best ones. Dont want to buy Lukaku.
Cavani last season it was 53 appearances and 35 goals. This season Ibra ate him completely and he wasn't playing in the centre forward position like he should be.

They should have bought De Bryune at the beginning of this season and but they prefered to buy Di Maria instead and KDB went to City.

Just give names for a striker lol I swear the market is terrible

Pellegrini is a fraud, pathetic manager. Do you want PSG to become ground cross fc like city?

Not even the best football fraud desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

Reminded me of this
metro.co.uk/2012/01/28/fake-video-tricked-liverpool-into-stewart-downing-purchase-300167/

well, he beat PSG in CL, so... he's better than what we have, obviously.


>Do you want PSG to become ground cross fc like city?
yes

Buy nerman

Hahaha

>Liverpoop

>I don't rate wilshire

Dele has done more in one season than Wilshit in his lifetime

Sterling has camel eyes lel

spoiler that shit

>Trapp is the future
he's not, he is mediocre as fuck with some flashes here and there
areola was supposed to be the future and he is already better than trapp

wew

seemed pretty damn good his last season in madrid

> ctrl+f for Freddy Adu
> 0 results

Let's fix this shit

MATUIDI CHARO
ATTAQUANT, DÉFENSE
MATUIDI CHARO

adu wasn't a fraud as such

he was developed far too quickly at a very young age - should have never been playing in the MLS at 15

it was always going to end in tears

>1-1 in the 72'

wew

...

This. He was genuinely good for his "age" a decade back.

youtube.com/watch?v=IqmowgmKt1o

youtube.com/watch?v=kpRkuOwLOO4

Kante-lite

Anti-PSG here

I don't get why everybody including PSG fans hate Matuidi (maybe because he made a shit match against Man.City), cause he's one of the most consistent guy in the team. When he's with Motta and Verratti in the midfield they can rape any team in midfield area, plus he's good with NT.

David Luiz for example is a PSG fraud

> You now remember 7-1

youtube.com/watch?v=IttBaD4lGq4

TERRAIN D'PILON D'BEUH, MATUIDI CHARO
EN CAS DE PEPIN, MATUIDI CHARO
CA SLALOME LES 22, MATUIDI CHARO

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All he is good at is little flicks and crosses.

Not a good passer at all, only got so many assists because cazorla gave him the ball in good areas

Kek
Is this from deflategate?

MATUDI CHARO, MATUIDI CHARO
MATUDI CHARO, MATUIDI CHARO
MATUDI CHARO, MATUIDI CHARO
MATUDI CHARO, MATUIDI CHARO

>physically weak
>mentally weak
>gets bullied often
>no close control
>too lazy to dribble past someone
>can only use one leg with the ball and it's overrated as fuck
>all of his "chances" that he creates are a sideways pass into a crowded penalty area
>50m euro was paid for this deadweight shitter

he's literally chicharito but for assists

>76 posts
>no poop

>amerilards

Franck Ribery. Literally carried kicking and screaming to that CL win by Robben and Muller.

PSG were assblasted by injuries, and we're generally awful. City were almost as bad. It was two terrible games with two teams playing half as good as they can be.

Pellegrini will turn a good, imaginative attack into the pile of horseshit he calls tactics, which is to just let your fullbacks bomb forward and ground cross until it works.

He's stealing a living being a manager and isnt half what blanc is, not that he's anything special either

Those abs tho

chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/florian-thauvin-already-exciting-newcastle-9934396

>Areola

>He also used toy mobile phones, unpopular and expensive at the time, to create fake conversations in foreign languages or rejecting transfer offers to create an image of a valuable player at the clubs.[3]

always seems like it was so much easier to scam people back in the day

he's an artist