embarassing greentext stories of intimate encounters with females edition
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Hudson Stewart
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Ayden Ortiz
>de gay
Jose Lopez
/éire/
Mason James
anime
Dominic Taylor
Can a bong help anglicize a name?
Lincoln Davis
raah this choons wavey bruv
Lincoln Watson
plymouth is actually an alright place
Cameron Perry
>be me 1 year ago
>fat, ugly, socially awkward khhv
>start dieting and doing a bit of of excercise
>be me about 5 months ago
>still overweight, but feeling good about my self and very confident
>still khhv though
>begin making new friends, chatting up girls
>start talking with 7/10 girl at my bus stop
>eventually become great friends
>no longer handholdless
>get so close that i feel comfortable enough in asking her out
>no longer kissless
>we become a lowkey couple, only our group of friends know
>i get too cocky
>get a little too close with this 8/10 in one of my classes
>she's definitely into me (i do not know why, i might have lost weight but im still only a 4/10)
>i give in
>i begin seeing her
>she belongs to a different friend group, these groups aren't aware of eachother
>i dont worry, figuring its unlikely ill be found out
>both girls start telling me that we'll fuck soon
>im on top of the world
>BUT THEN
>one of my friends sees me with the girl he doesnt know about saturday
>i begin shitting myself
>beg him not to tell
>tells me to fuck off
>does it right in front of me on his phone
>absolute massive shitstorm ensues
>both gfs are mad af, promptly begin spreading how much of a cunt i am
>both friend groups abandon me
>LITERALLY everyone knows by monday
>today even one of my lecturers gave me banter
>still a virgin
Honestly the worst I've ever felt. I flew too close to the sun... and I was doing so good. I haven't even wallowed in this place for months now. I just did in a tub of Ben and Jerry's. I really don't think I could recover from this so long as I'm still in the same city.
James Butler
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Fucking Yanks
Matthew Myers
Ah yes I remember freshers
I broke down crying at one point so a girl had sex with me to cheer me up