Seriously, the Pokal is ours

Seriously, the Pokal is ours

Not with double agent Hummels on your side

lol no

why do soccer teams like to take pictures of themselves shirtless?

because they are in good shape unlike amerifat athlete

>his team doesn't have camaraderie

Where's the diversity in that pic

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Are you playing against your A-team?

what do you mean?

aside from the germans there's a japanese, an american and a swiss in the pic

I think he means black people

Aubameyang was probably busy racing against cars

Ramos is almost literally black, maybe he was still in the showers, or taking the picture.

one word:
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

just need to avoid spilling speghetti

remember when you were 3-1 up and lost 4-3 to liverpool

do you remember

because that was very embarrassing

What happened to the Korean that Dortmund bought?

Ded. Also barely played since he was pretty much just a stopgap option, until Durm was fit again.

Shinji had a chat with him about war crimes.

>diversity must always include black people

why do americans believe this?

Klopp-magic, la.
Nothing you can do about it.

For the same reasons diversity here always has to include kebabs.

>GOATlisic leading Dortmund to a CL victory

I can't wait :3

next year will be exciting for sure

>yfw pulisic spreads his seed to thousands of nubile young aryan women
>yfw USMNT becomes GOAT in 20 years

chicano here. red pill me on this meme player. Is he actually doing goodfor dortmund, or another one of those tottenham flops?

He's playing like he belongs in the Dortmund starting XI and he's only 17. Scored a GOAT goal the other day. He is already a class or two above our current midfield. Fuck it, he could replace Altichoke as a forward even though he's a winger.

watch his off-the-ball movement for dortmund, it's amazing

>yfw tuchel plays pulisic on the wing instead of inside

he has no speed ffs

at 17, he probably already has the highest football IQ in the entire USMNT player pool

>>yfw tuchel plays pulisic on the wing instead of inside
Dortmund don't play with wingers, width is provided by the fullbacks.
Mkhitarian and Reus can't cross at all yet they start every game.

>he has no speed ffs
Funny how everyone at the club lauds his quickness then.

Is Reus homo to everyone in his team?

Yes

Nah, he has a gf (pic related)

Maybe a bit bi-curious tho

damn she pretty

>gay people never try to hide that they're gay

Quality beard though