Are you going to sit idly by why Australia starts the greatest genocide of our generation...

Are you going to sit idly by why Australia starts the greatest genocide of our generation? How can we stop these monsters?

They're gonna lose

Oi vey ids like annuda shoah

no need to worry m8 remember the emu war

>white people can't genocide other people anymore so they to it to a FUCKING FISH instead

SUCH OCCURRENCES CANNOT BE FABRICATED

The Ausfailians lost the Emu War and they will definitely lose the War on Carp.

Animals 2
Ausfags 0

NOT ALL CARPS
CARP LIVES MATTER
I'LL CARP WITH YOU

They lost the emu war.
They lost the war against invading rabbits.
They had to build a giant fucking fence to keep dingos from eating their babies.

>now they're declaring a war on fish

top kek Ausfailia, top kek.

Don't forget the Cane Toad invasion

>The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.

Will similar stories be told about the Carp?

Australia is all about the bants. The sooner you guys accept this the happier you'll be

Why do we hate fish again

We really are irl shitposters

>use mega-herpes to kill 95.5% of carp
>you now have a small population immune to mega-herpes
>they repopulate

Because they fuck in our drinking water.

Piss them off. Send them back to Japan where they came from!

Good

Fuck asian carp

BUILD CARP WALL

Carp are kinda scary tbqh

YOU MONSTERS!!!!!

I hope they all turn into Gyarados and blast Australia to bits.

>Lads, it's Australia

that's a common carp you fucking leaf

t. carp

Sounds like a waste of dollarydoos to me

sports

>final solution

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just report it you dumb fuck, don't respond

Alright, back to the car/sp/, lads. How many of you have eaten carp? I don't generally even eat catfish. I think carp must theoretically be worse.

What's their problem

>Straya goes to war with Carp
>Carp win brutal, bloody war
>The Federated States of Carponesia is born
>begins annexing land all over Oceania
>Carp literally become economic and political superpower with nuclear capabilities
Dear god, why did they provoke them?!

Please, this is just going to be australia vs emus II.

wtf do they seriously have a major city named Townsville

Wtf is this shit?

Reminds me of the old days with the spambots. I think it was 2009 or 2010.

God damn it what happened to this place. It used to be the best place on the entire internet.

At least the mods just deleted the spam and let us keep shitposting about Australian carp.

That's true. 2014 mods would've banned everyone in the thread.

Top weew

I'm surprised desu. Pleasantly.

We just sent them as a bit of banter m8

Well, they have a Great Sandy Desert too.

the aussies can handle these fuckers

>mad
>at a fucking fish

can australia survive the banter from losing 2 different wars to 2 different species of animals?

>literally lost to some emus despite having automatic weapons

they should just release some other animal to eat the carp that's worked out really well in the past

>Final Solution
oh you crowd pleasers

>eliminate 95%
>remaining 5% repopulate in a handful of years

Australias great coral reefs are being eaten by these carp. Soon they will lose a massive tourist attraction if they don't beat the carp.

Los corales son carpas

>implying visitors won't still come to see the fish that brought a nation to its knees

>Lake Disappointment

Australia can't even kill giant flightless birds effectively.

>tfw the carp are just a distraction planted by the emus to divert our attention from their real plans

Guy who discovered it was mad it was salty.

Can someone redpill me on wtf the emu war is?

>Lake MacLeod

Guess he was the salty one