When your autism got the best of you

>Invited to normie party thanks to connections with a handful of normie friends
>decent amount of people I know
>don't drink or smoke
>shit music is being played the entire time, but what else can you expect
>after about an hour and a half a handful of people are sitting in a circle on the deck outside just talking
>some drunk girl starts to rap a kendrick song
>dudebro chimes in
>"LOL THIS IS A COUNTRY COTTAGE, SING SOME COUNTRY MUSIC!"
>he proceeds to sing the lyrics to some bro country song
>wojakatparty.jpg
>laugh a bit at his bad singing
>"OH YOURE LAUGHING HUH?" he says jokingly
>"WHY DONT YOU SING A SONG?"
>"YEAH user, YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET"
>panic a bit, not sure what to sing, don't really want to
>"I can't sing, hahaha."
>"CMON user YOU FAGGOT"
>decide its now or never, but cant think of anything normal to sing
>for some reason I think of Sup Forums
>"YOUR NAME IS FUCK!"
>"FUCK FUCK"
>people start laughing
>"HAHAHA DUDE WTF WAS THAT? WHAT SONG IS THAT?"
>"hahaha s-sory guys. i guess i'm a bit drunk..."
>"BUT YOU DONT EVEN DRINK"
>mfw your name is fuck

this didn't happen user

Are you Australian?

god dammit op

...

Holy shit if this really happened just go to a mental clinic

>tfw I sang Blue Seude Shoes at a party and made several friends because of it.

I posted this one almost 2 years ago, and I still cringe at it

>In high school
>Hanging with friends at girl's house
>She has a guitar
>"Hey user, don't you play guitar?"
>Tell them I've got something cool I can play
>Tune guitar to DDDDDD
>Do some sort of bizarre drone improvisation
>They leave the room before I'm finished
>End up breaking a string
>Never asked to play guitar again
>mfw looking back on the incident and realizing that I could have played Boulevard of Broken Dreams and gotten laid
>tfw no face

It did. lol.

who the fuck cares

and yes it did for a matter of fucking fact

>"YEAH user, YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET"

yeah but you played the patrician music and thats all that matters

You should've went along with it, laughed about it with them, and not bullshitted that you were drunk you faggot

What's the worst thing that was going to happen to you? If they were genuinely laughing at what you did you could've easily spun that into something positive

this

didnt

>Tune guitar to DDDDDD

happen

>mfw nobody knows how to do the ostrich

ebin!!!!!

PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE FLOOR AND HAVE SOMEONE STEP ON IT

>taking music class
>talking about different types of recording effects
>teacher asks for examples of modulation in songs
>I say Spellbound by Siouxsie and the Banshees
>classmates think it's weird and complain that it's "too 80s"
I'm usually good at avoiding this, but I misjudged this one. Didn't turn out as bad as some of these others did (assuming they happened, which they probably didn't).

it was late at night was drunk at a party my date invited me too conversation of what music you like came up. I just mentioned entry level shit like king crimson,can and panda bear. Met a couple of cool ppl who were into pitchfork stuff. got plenty of compliments. girl I was dating seriously thought she had good taste because she liked edm,halsey,keith urban and pierce the veil nobody complimented on her taste.
later on our drive home she was being insecure about her taste and I told her(regret it) That not everybody can have good taste in music.
She got really mad and she stopped seeing me a week later

That sucks user

Damn, straight iced

BASED
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You did the right thing user

a true hero

this happened a few years ago

>at school in the computer lab
>some chad kid is talking to me, i'm pretty sure he was being ironic
>"what are your hobbies, user"
>"oh, uhh i like making music sometimes"
>"whoa what kind? do you make dubstep, user?"
>"i make a lot of different genres, but mostly ambient music"
>at this point he calls his friend over and says "yo this kid makes dubstep"
>i laugh and say i don't make dubstep and the conversation ends.

So do you make dubstep user

should have gone for
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOVVEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOU JEEEEEEEEESSUUUUUUUSSSSSSS CCCCCCHHHHHHHRRRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>halsey

she deserved it user

holy fucking shit dude, what a waste

>"user you play guitar??"
>heart eyes emiticon.senpai
>"yeah"
>proceeds to play sunn o)))

Good lad.

>ap english class, senior year of highschool
>fairly chill class
>doing a group presentation on post-modernism
>play 4' 33" for the class
>they dont get it
>pass finnegans wake around the room
>they dont get it
>me and the other guy im presenting with are the only ones who get it
>having fun with it
>not quite sure how it comes up
>but we start to discuss how im into weird music
>i start playing some magma for the class
>whatthefuckisthisshit.jpg
>fast forward to the end of the school year
>nothing left to do in class
>everyone burns cds with 5 songs each and we try to guess whose music was playing
>everyone is playing normie shit
>my cd comes on
>bumble bee by ween
>everyone looks at me
>smirk on my face
>15 seconds in
>they stop playing my music and resume
>nobody talked to me for the rest of the school year
>no regrets

itt: autism

No fucking shit

You did the right thing.

Pleb got BTFO

Well, OP?

>band class
>bring in music which has beat changes
>bring in like Nirvana nothing really weird
>people start calling me a hipster

lmao

Did you even read the thread or do you just click bait random shit and hope for the best?

>guys plays drone song to impress girl
>guys yells swans lyrics at a party
>guy tells his gf that her music taste is shit

this is at least high functioning autism.

I think you're missing the point.
The title of the thread is literally "When your autism got the best of you"
Why would you say "itt: autism" when it was already established in the first post that that's exactly what the thread was?

I actually met a girl last week in a bar. She likes Velvet Underground, Darwin Deez and French jazz fusion. Good enough for me. We fucked twice and spent easily 25 hours this last week. She has a great voice and makes interesting lyrically elaborate songs.

I'm not even kidding.
My week has been great.

All the girls before had horrible taste or semi-good taste (typical beatles, doors, lana del rey cunty bitches)

I say this because I'm proud of you, user.

Go fuck yourself.

If you seriously read Pitchfork you are a pleb and your girlfriend did well dumping you.

Can you recc me some French Jazz Fusion then?

>people try to look at my music

I really need to hide my obscure and anime music somewhere

>friend introduces me to their friend
>"are you into music"
>"yeah"
>"like what"
>"everything"
>"what's your favorite harsh noise wall recording"
>"what"
>"was John Cage a visionary or a hack"
>"i don't know who that is"
>"French black metal or Norwegian"
>"um..."
>"favorite Ayler recording? Coltrane album? Ornette or Steve Coleman?"
>"..."
>at this point I'm leaning in close to them and they're looking mad uncomfortable
>mutual friend tries to pull me away but they can't overpower me
>"venetian snares album? Death grips album? ARE YOU FUCKING NOIDED?????
>"don't swear at me"
>"don't be such a top 40 mouth breathing pleb-ass fuck, bitch"
>"I don't know what any of that means"
>"you're damn right you fucking retard"
>mutual friend drags them out of the room and leaves me alone to stew in autistic rage

>be in high school
>parents gone
>sister is having big party downstairs
>just want to sleep
>house has pa system connected to the main computer upstairs
>change music to merzbow
>whenever it changes change it back
>party ends fifteen minutes later

oh god you're insufferable

this didn't happen

I'm quite sure that's the point

Hey, Bethany. How are things?

obviously fake but i keked hard

>Venetian snares

Atta boy!

Do you make Dubstep?

>Girl I hate wears Nirvana shirt to school
>She only likes Teen Spirit
>Teacher asks what her favorite song is
>She sits there for a second
>Enough time for me to swoop in and say Rape Me
>Class looks at me
>Teacher is trying hard not to laugh
>Class is still looking at me
>Oh come on guys, you know the song
>Start singing Rape Me by the Seattle based grunge-rock band nirvana that formed in 1987 and disbanded in 1994 after the lead singer Kurt Cobain died from a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head
>Class looks very uncomfortable
>Teacher tells me to stop
>After class, girl I hate shoots me an angry look
>Nobody in that class talked to me for like 2 months
>mfw I embarrassed the girl that rejected me because I was a clingy faggot

>not everybody can have good taste in music

>be me
>friend asks to play guitar for school project
>project involves some guy stepping on cheeseburgers with barefeet
>friend asks me to play something metal but not too loud.
>Wearing Sunn o))) shirt
>Put in earplugs, turn amp to 11.
>10 minutes of feedback later
>Lights come on.
>Half the crowd left, everyone else holding ears.
>"Please excuse the raw nature of some of these performances."

>A week later run into another friend, "Hey I liked your performance, didn't know a guitar could sound like that. How did you do it user?"
>His neck-beard friend is also there. "Anyone can do that, all you need is reverb and delay."
>"You're wrong."
>"Huh?"
>"I never use reverb or delay."
>Leave feeling patrician as fuck.

literally none of this happened

:,-)

I don't know a thing about the jazz fusion scene in france, im sorry. It was some great shit though. One weird little album.

>me (21, milifag) on leave
>visiting friend (18)
>he has a bunch of even younger friends at his place and we're in the garage
>they're periodically smoking weed (I can't because of military)
>bored, not much convo
>friend knows I play guitar
>hey man I got a guitar, you should shred
>fuck yeah
>brings out 12 string acoustic guitar
>missing a couple strings, remaining are rusted
>up to this point I almost exclusively play lead electric
>everyone is staring, waiting
>I try to tune it
>feels like the strings are gonna snap
>no pick
>sweating pure spaghetti sauce as I try to think of what to play for these teenagers
>start wish you were here - pink floyd
>Feels like the strings are cutting my fingers
>play a couple notes wrong cause I suck under pressure
>start the chorus
>another string pops
>shit man my bad, should have brought my electric
>nah it's ok
Started learning the shit out of acoustic.
Seriously, who only owns a 12 string guitar.
Mfw I make an awkward situation even more awkward in front of a bunch children

>end of school year
>nobody talked to me for the rest of the school year

feel bad for you user.

Eat shit, OP
Why is everyone so obsessed with fitting in and being "found out" that they don't fit in? These so called "nor miles" aren't above you. You might have better musical taste than them, but probably not. Quit being a special snowflake faggot. You're just like everybody else.

yo user link us some of your dubstep

user is a faggot won't give me sum sick dropz for me an my bro to listen to

>nor miles
Get off your phone
>OP started yelling your name is fuck
>nothing wrong, quit being a special snowflake
ok

Can I have a link to some of your dubstep?

yesterday I was hanging out front of my house with two friends, me providing the music.

>put on Foxygen
>they don't like the voice
>one friend brings up Pink Floyd
>sureynot.jpg
>TDSOTM starts
>the other friend mistakes the helicopter for some kind of insect around us
>Time
>when the clockworks start chiming they both almost jump off their chairs
>mfw they have never heard TDSOTM before

underrated post

>be me
>be a senior in HS
>history class
>teacher is 23, fresh out of uni and in his first year teaching
>5'9", lanky, beard, wears flannels and khakis
>stereotypical Bernie voter politically
>he likes The Descendants, Ramones, etc., but his favorite band is blink-182
>"today we're going to talk about how people can have different perspectives on history"
>plays history of punk video
>pauses when they start talking about Television
>"now these guys.. these guys are WEIRD. I don't understand how anyone could listen to them, they sound horrible. it's just some guy mumbling into a mic"
>disses New York Dolls too
>he pauses the video every three minutes or so to give his "perspective"
>class eats it up except for me and my two friends, we're sitting in the back
>he likes to pick on us because we're the only three seniors in the class and we like to fuck with him
>"so user what did you think of the video?"
>gives me this bug toothy grin and has super wide eyes
>"they made a whole video about punk and didn't mention Joy Division, so I'm not really taking this seriously"
>he laughs
>"Joy Division is almost as bad as Television"
>I have the full attention of the class
>"dude your favorite band is blink, you can't expect me to take your opinion seriously"
>class collectively goes "oh shit.jpg"
>he smiles again
>"well that's, like, your opinion man"
>class laughs
>never find out what the video had to do with scientific civilizations

I'm lucky that the gene pool was kind to me in every aspect otherwise I'm sure I would have never been taken seriously again. I have a few other stories to tell about this guy.

I've been there.
But quite the opposite.

>my friends away talking about the taco vs grill cheese scene from Hot Rod
>me and a "buddy" always talking shit about who's the better producer
>somebody has the idea to do a competition
>taco vs grilled cheese
>he's Mexican and picks taco
>wtf can I write about a grill cheese sandwich
>you have 3 weeks
>wat
>working in the song for 2 1/2 weeks
>recruit friend that "raps" for vocals
>he basically whispers into the mic
>can't keep rhythm
>judgement day
>friends song is stereotypical Mexican house. Cheap production in garage band. Funny lyrics. Light hearted.
>my turn, feeling good about it
>heavy edgy fucking dubstep
>talking shit about "buddy" in the lyrics
>can't tell anyway, friend's lyrics are uninteligable.
>hear somebody say "is it almost over" halfway through song
>song finishes, votes cast
> I get 1 vote out of 12
> later friend comes to me and says "your music was better, I think I won from genre and lyrics. You gotta play to your crowd."
I hate this fucking planet

ancient civilizations* fuck

>Kurt Cobain died from a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head
>self inflicted

oh god that reminds me of a guy I had in middle school who was also fresh out of college but somehow he thought Double Dragon was all the rage with the kiddies so he kept mentioning it just because he thought it would make him cool or whatever

At least the other dude gave you recognition. Generally I value the opinion of those who at least kinda know what they're doing over those with no clue.

>the gene pool was kind to me
how
>a few other stories
like what

>"user if you could fuck any celebrity who would you pick"
>"Chet Baker"

in college i made a girl listen to dark side of the moon with the lights out while i sucked on her titties and then she kicked me out of her room after the album ended

i probably deserved it

I'll tell more stories if more people want to hear them

what the fuck

I want to hear some

what was it like?
oh god I just realized how much I hope something like a jazz-infused Carla Bruni exists

Agreed, gave me a little respect for him.
You'd have to know the guy to understand my rage.
The guy was a forced friend from work who was a known pathological liar that never pulled his weight, which is why I thought I'd win for sure.
I've definitely gotten more humble about my music since.

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like

shut the fuck up fag.

this is pasta

underrated post

>in the back of the room working on some bullshit assignment he gave out
>headphones in listening to Ziggy Stardust
>he walks by
>"whatcha listening to user"
>I take the right one out "David Bowie"
>he grits his teeth
>"I could never really get into Bowie, I'm a Lou Reed guy"
>whynotboth.exe
>"you're either a David Bowie guy or a Lou Reed guy"
>"you're kidding right"

He wasn't too happy with my response.

>how
6'3", athletic, 8-9/10, was thought of as funny by my peers, pretty popular, smartest in my graduating class

not even the tip huh?

You did nothing wrong.

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like

she was a virgin jewess, allegedly "on her period"

i can't blame her regardless, i was retarded for thinking dsotm would blow her fly open for easy access

>Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is pasta? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition pasta so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like

there were still about a month left of school at that point