>that kid thread - Sup Forums edition

>that kid who bought expensive equipment but was crap at the sport

>that kid who sprayed a full can of deodorant in the locker room

>that kid who would stand in the middle of the pitch and not do anything

>that kid everyone assumed was a repressed homosexual because he'd always try to pull peoples underwear down in the locker room as a joke

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>that kid who wore swim trunks in the showers

>that kid whose feet stunk all the time

>that kid who ran the wrong way when you passed him the ball

>that pigeon toed, lightning quick, quiet kid from the country that nobody knew had ridiculous handles and broke your ankles in front of the cutest girl in your class

>that kid kid rode the bench but drank his whole Gatorade bottle anyways
That was me

>that kid who makes threads on Sup Forums

>that kid who would get pissed off at the teacher no matter what we played unless it was soccer

Me the last one

>that loud mouthed wanker who always sprinted off the line but couldn't actually run 1000m in under 5 minutes and made excuses to everyone who passed him as his strolled along after 200m

>that kid that fell for the penis inspection day meme and got nervous around ms. barker

Someone checked my dick in school

ur mum checked my dick last nite along with these digits haha

>that one kid who wasnt afraid to dive as a keeper
The hero we needed

>that kid who always got a boner under the shower

>that kid who wore his gym clothes under his regular clothes so he wouldn't have to get naked and never showered

>that kid who did slide tackles on concrete

F

This

the absolute mad man

>That kid who only only got selected to be a goalkeeper because people wanted to kick the ball at him and not actually try to score

>that kid who made reddit threads

>that paki kid who did tricks and never passed the ball

>That kid who tried to enforce the offside rule on people who weren't blatantly goal hanging

>That kid who wanted to be the referee
>nobody listened to him

oh shit, xD

i'm sorry, user

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>that kid who thought and acted he was the best but everyone knew he was mediocre at best

Fuck I hated him

>The kid who demanded we'd play with a plastic ball instead of a regular one
>The kid who wore football shoes to school

>that kid who was always a full kit wanker

>that kid on the football team who unleashed an absolute blooter and broke some nerds arm

so fucking glorious

>that one kid who supported a team no one else had heard of

>the kid who flops in a pick up basketball game

>that kid who player coached in pick up games

>The kid who throws the football after it gets thrown to him

>that pinoy kid that was obsessed with basketball despite being like 5'

I know the feeling m8. Why midgets like us are obsessed with floorsqueak is beyond me.

>that kid who calls "foul! and one!" in basketball every time he was remotely breathed on

>that kid who was always picked last but ended up being the best player on the team

everyone on Sup Forums

>that kid who pretended to be a fan of the local team's rival to spite dad

>but ended up being the best player on the team
h-haha yeah, th-that's me man

>that kid we all took turns raping in the locker room

>that kid that watched the other guys changing

literally every white boy

>the one who had no qualms about showing their dick to everyone

Because he had a tiny dick

t. that kid

kek I know I guy just like this

>that kid on jv dline who would go full force in walkthroughs

Fucking hell man, we're playing tomorrow. Don't get anyone hurt.

>that kid that got mad during pick up bball punched a locker and broke his hand and missed the rest of the season
Our qb in hs lel he actually just got singed as a undrafted free agent he's a linebacker now tho

I was a combination of these, I'd even dive on concrete, I didn't give a shit when I was younger

Fuck this was me

>that obese DT that would fake an injury and ride the bench if he was getting beat

>that kid who would always be put as goalkeeper even though he's not terrible. simply nobody respected him and he couldn't stand up for himself

>That kid who would always raise his hand and cry foul whenever he got dusted on defense.

>That kid who would always yell and grunt as loud as he could when he knew the coaches were watching

>that kid who would never pay attention to the puck and was always offside

>that kid who wore gym shorts all winter

>that kid who insisted on playing goalkeeper and always took the ball out at least a third of the way whenever he'd get a stop or a pass

Goes hand in hand with
Quit sucking ass and you'll get to play. Sure hard work pays off but instead of just being annoying actually practice and learn.

>that white kid we raped and actually told his parents
The faggot

>That kid who had no handles or offensive skill who would just chuck 3's anytime he was passed the ball.

>That kid who would go 100% in gym class

>That kid who never had a ride to of from the games

>Americans shower after gym class

Did you guys not just take a bus together?

Not sure how serious you are but FWIW literally no one did at any level of school I went to.

That was literally everyone except two or three Indians who liked cricket. In the end the teachers just gave up and let us play football every session.

>that fat kid that could make ridiculous catches but was slow as fuck and never got open
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>that fat kid that wanted to be all time q and we let him because we knew he was shit in the field and he could throw "ok"

>be from poor as fuck mississippi
>we can't afford to put "mostly" retarded kids in special school, only the "super" retarded ones
>mostly retarded kids in gym class
>have pubes at like age 8
>big giant man dick at age 9
>retard strength
>could barely control his arms, but was fucking lights out from the free throw line

I miss those freaks famalam.

??? we showered every day, i kept bodywash in my gym locker, i live in central florida so if you didn't shower after gym you were going to sweat even more and just smell fucking awful

there were some kids that didn't shower i guess but i mean they fucking stank

I agree with you 100%.

It's not like the coaches are blind idiots and don't think your tryhard attitude = actual performance. They are just assdamaged that they sit on the bench when better players who actually know what they are doing are on the field. I fucking hated that and made it a point to go against those kids whenever there were 1 on 1 drills.

>That kid that was better at ball than anyone else in the school but he always got kicked off the squad for getting fucked up on syrup and smoking weed and getting bitches pregnant and the coaches and his teammates stayed mad as fuck

I was that kid.

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Hah. I was the fat kid with good hands. People didn't realize it at first and I balled out and then they started covering me and my claim to fame was ended.

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>that one kid that would let you suck his dick in the shower cubicle while everyone else was getting changed

JaMarcus shouldn't you be trying to get back into shape instead of posting here if you're gonna make this comeback.

The changing rooms in my school had showers but I never saw anyone use them. We all just used to stink of sweat and Lynx Africa for the rest of the day.

> that one kid who worked the married coach's dick like a porn star

that was how it all got started for me, 8th grade gym class

We lost state because of a faggot like that. What's up with athletic black kids with the world at their feet not being able to stop nigging out until after they make that paycheck or get their trophy?

There was a fat Paki in my school who had really fast feet and trying to tackle him was a nightmare because of his combined skill and weight, but he would never actually accomplish anything with the ball because he could barely run. He was always the self-appointed captain as well

>shower cubicle

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>that 5' freshman kid who thought his basic MMA training would help him beat the shit out of a black 20 year old senior and got his head stomped by 5 black kids when he tried to grapple and was shoved to the ground instead.


Who else /southflorida/ here?

>that one kid who always got picked last in dodgeball because he couldn't throw worth a fuck, but had good hands so he ended up being an asset anyways.

I was in elementary school when dragonball was the shit, luckily I never had to encounter ninja cartoon mongs.

>that kid who kept striking out in softball

i knew a kid that would try to pick a fight with people all the time because he was a taekwondo blackbelt or some shit, some little scrawny fuck

he got the shit beat out of him by one of the baseball players because he thought a good way to get the dude's girlfriend to like him would be to tell her that he cheated on her lol

>That kid who could throw a 95mph fastball in tenth grade but would rather get stoned and now is a pizza delivery guy and it's awkward as fuck when you order food because he wants to talk about things and you just feel bad for him

Whenever we order from that place I make my gf get the door and I hide in another room so I don't have to talk to him. What a waste of talent.

>that bitchy kid who owned the ball and you had to suck up to in order to play

I got pissed, insulted him and he banned him from his games. Fucking faggot. Ball owners are always faggots.

>that kid who swung the baseball bat so hard he hit the back of his head and started crying

I don't believe this story you're telling me. There are no white kids in Florida and if he was Hispanic there would have been a race war

How popular is baseball down there actually?

The worst is when he's getting styled on so he takes his ball and goes home

Came in here to post this one lol.

to make you feel better, there are shitloads of kids who can pop 95-100 who never get anywhere in organized ball

Glory days... yeah they'll pass you by glory days...

I always used to get picked near the beginning because I was fairly tall for my age, had edgy spiky hair and wasn't fat.Don't know how I kept getting away with it though, I was rubbish at sports.

>that kid who was the try-hard and said he could throw a slider
>that kid who would shake you off even though he could only throw two pitches

Fuck you Darren, you were absolute garbage. And if you're reading this

>mfw I was the kid who told the batter what was coming

I was on the leadership council and they would assign us to "mentor" underclassmen.

Super talented kids, poor kids, "troubled" kids and those fucking overworkers.

Luckily I got some poor kid so all I to do was chill with him and buy him lunch.

One guy broke three of his fingers because he got a grunty kid and he dropped his bar while benching.

Not very. It's played in universities but softball is much more popular in schools.

>that fat, muscular kid who couldn't catch a football if his life depended on it, but had spider senses, hawk eyes, crazy reflexes and just ignored pain

Best goalkeeper we ever had, the amount of shots he saved with his face inhandball and football was insane. All while wearing glasses, that magnificent madman.

>That kid whose dad was the coach so he played every down even though he was fucking garbage

Glad he's dead 2bh.

>that kid in right field who was really nice but couldn't really play that well
>that kid who swallowed his first dip, puked everywhere, then got to go home for being a dumbass
>that kid who knew all the lines to Bull Durham and Major League and would constantly use them in the perfect situations
i miss baseball ;_;