Election edition
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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*fingers the piss hole*
>POOGLAND
ay sí, el así llamado /brit/
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
got shit in my arse
>the clit is a hole
have any of you virgins ever even seen a fanny?
*zooms*
Is a womans piss hole below or above the hole where your cock goes?
Had sex 4 (four) times and never even noticed
pretty sure girls pee from the clit hole
What's that one thing you would change if you had the chance?
to the side
needs to see a tailor lol x
3D women are NOT important
ughhh ughh i got 4 A*s in my A Levels and i went to oxford I'm 6 '4 ughhhh im so superior im going to brag about it on /brit/ ughhhh
Mandem
Theres a jam in my endz
Any man wanna reach? Bare catties are coming thru
i wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the military
piss hole is above the fanny but below the clit
the clit is not a hole
you have a point tbf
you're all melts
the clit is the bit between the arsehole and the fanny hole
>the clit is not a hole
It's a baby willy
nonce
had a friend in year 9 who said that women have 2 clits and i was fairly sure he was wrong but i went with it anyway so he'd think i was cool
what's the g spot then
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that's in the arse
female testicles
and the willy has a hole
conclusion: the clit hole and the elusive piss hole are in fact the same hole
anee-may
We need to invest more in making 2D real
Mind.
Blown.
we already have it over here
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Was selling mushrooms in Finland and the Finnish police refused to allow me to get a lawyer then assaulted me
Theyre proper racist to us estonians
>tfw believe in karma, reincarnation & past lives
>white and not remotely leftist
hm
What's the next big movement lads?
I missed out on the alt-right, and I want to jump on for my personal gain
what is this one? need to dl it and not watch it like the others
my dad walked in on me twerking to ariana grande just now
should have seen the look of disappointment in his eyes
what are tampons for
This is the hardest man in England lads
might make a big movement before i go to bed desu
Alright here is a drawing to explain it to you
joonas
Are there cute women in england??
you were a nonce in your last life
probably still are
got a laugh from me
same plus i'm a vegetarian and do shitloads of drugs
classic england
fairly woke
guessing because that aussie didn't post his internet speed it means it's 200 kB/s and he has to clear out the huntsman's nest in his router every week
Havin' a little giggle on our expense, eh?
did a crease
gf is making me rub my bellend against her arsehole again
Should've kept Southgate on a game-game contract and England would've won the WC
poo poo poo
wish I watched it now
while you're posting?
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>tfw my parents are literally like 5'0 or something
fucccc pOoooo
my gf makes me do that she says it feels good but she never wipes her arsehole properly and she always has visible shit stains on her undies
nosebleeds
Naw, it was pretty fucking boring until the last 10 mins
post something really funny
haven't laughed in ages
things i find funny: bollockposting and fat people
Business idea: open a frozen yogurt shop. Distribute flyers advertising poo flavoured frozen yogurt. This will spread on social media and may even make the news. Include a deal stating when you buy poo flavoured fro yo, you get any other flavour of equal size at 50% off
Watch the runts roll in
this didn't happen to you
me on the right
This seems to be a popular question in Ireland.
Lucky for you, I know a video which promises to answer all your questions and is made BY the Irish FOR the Irish.
saw a very short lad in public today and felt really sorry for him
got closer and realised he's basically my height (5'8)
how exactly is reincarnation meant to work? has everyone's spirit existed since the beginning and passed on through different lifeforms, or are new spirits being created all the time too or what
kind of want to ironically become a vegan
nichijou, slapstick comedy style anime
cooking up some ket
how have I only just realised there's two threads wtf
tfw you see someone tall walking towards you on the street and you think "crikey he's tall" then you pass them and you're actually taller than them
looks like porridge
forgot to text my mum back from an hour ago
white resistance
youtube.com
RUNNING ON EMPTY
FOOD REVIEW
my dad is genuinely wayy smarter than than of your dads
What should I get from maccies for din dins
"creasing" is the worst variant of the "howling" gimmick and anyone who posts it from now on will get a very stern response from me
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fuck off reddit
my dad's dead
Mirthing
my dad drinks the liquid from the tuna can because "its just water"
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t. actual reddit
excellent reply
you get bennies provided you are looking for work and willing to work. it's 57 pounds spenidng money a week.
normally you're meant to go in once every 2 weeks, show them a booklet that details your job search/applications. if you aren't actively looking for work or you turn down jobs, you can lose that money.
they also might try to ship you off onto different experience schemes, and if you're unemployed for a long time they start making yourl ife difficult
my one has decreed that everyone between 18-24, regardless of how long they've been on benefits, has to come in for daily sessions "to assist us in getting jobs" even though literally nothing happens in the so called sessions. the reason being is that they want people to miss/come late to those sessions or to just give up, so don't have to pay those people.
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>just had a shower
>wearing my comfy jammies
>smoking a nice Lambert and Butler cigarette while listening to some chilled music and reading /brit/
>gonna catch up on a few episodes of Drifters before bed
>listen to ASMR
>get up at 7am and get a comfy 40 minute bus ride to work
Gotta admit, the wagecuck life is quite nice. I like the order, having a sort of daily schedule + half decent sleeping pattern is quite nice desu.
All I need now is to work on my social skills and cure my social anxiety so I can get my first gf. Then i'll be living the good life - i'll forget all about depression and suicidal ideation when i'm living in a Barret new build with my future gf (who'll like anime and vidya).
Speaking of which, are dating sites good places to meet girls who have similar interests to you? How many girls aged 18 - 21 use those types of sites?
/blog
WTB (You) 40k
Normies are vile
Haha Yank and British internet is appalling.
one of you lads get me a job innit
good lad