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janny's gonna have a fit

Ugh some autist in my class just blew up

Fucking muslims

bit racist hun x

redpill me on Scotty2Hotty

Same

rowdy roddy piper?

when they danced at the royal rumble i was buzzing
youtube.com/watch?v=EPFqdWoJMpQ

Lads should I get these, or nike roshes in the same colour?

#normieproblems

Hm remind me why you dont lift, /brit/?

getting my daily dose of /r/altright and /r/the_donald

Whats your opinion on animals lads. Just animals in general?

Depends on the animal

Because getting in 4000+ calories every day as a 6' 130lb skelly is fuking hard

Aren't you happy the Muhammad Ali of the 21st century is white?

They're getting what's coming to them 2bqh

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why ded thred?

Your entire national cuisine consists of incredibly high caloric stuff, you could easily be done with this after lunch

youtube.com/watch?v=6GPJqY9XgiE

Your national cuisine is entirely humble pie, Hans

animals are more trustworthy than humans. humans are filth and don't deserve to livr

Feel like i don't deserve to livr lads

>checking out engineer positions on british fishing ships
>industry standard salary, 20-25gbp an hour
is this a joke

We need more men to fight in the cod wars

Probably, but you literally cannot find any caloric information on Czech food and unlike Britain eateries aren't legally obliged to print nutritional information on menus

Just have to pile it in and pray to the bulking gods

We're in here lads

the bean is on the scene

1st world countries are so user-friendly

wow

i like cats

Accept my superlike

well it looks like the road to heaven
but it feels like the road to hell

blew air out my nose at that picture

who are you using it on?

NEED music recommendations

>have to go to a fucking birthday party on saturday

I won't know anybody there

u xoxo

need a strict, commanding female boss to crush my bollocks

King Krule

really like this song hahaha
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Those pumas are number 1 eurotrash sneakers

If you're scum from Iberia or the balkans you'll be sporting those shoes

Are you 12 who is forcing you to go to a fucking birthday party.

Aren't you happy the Muhammad Ali of the 21st century is white?

Uh, his mom??? Fucking idiot.

He's literally 5'9

The height of a boy

*swipes left*

hahaha ha

nah but here's the trick of the superlike: you use it on 6's and maybe 7s. super cute girls get a lot of super likes so it doesn't mean much meanwhile a 6 getting one will be like omg!!!!

>The Irish
>White

>the ate and feel guilty now

lads, the absolute state of me, I need a shag, I'm relaxing in the jacuzzi at the gym after a workout, I get out, go to the locker rooms, and this cute as fuck lad is getting completely naked right in front of me, I start getting hard so I go into the shower to have a quick wash and dry myself in there and I've got a massive throbbing hard on for a good few minutes before I finally get it soft enough to get out and get dressed.

i'm 5'9 and laugh hysterically when I see myself in a reflection

I CAN'T LINK IT BECAUSE SHE HASN'T ACCEPTED IT YET

It's a friend of a friends 30th, I said I'd go ages ago and forgot about it

Yeah a big boy

that's goliath tier in ireland

Knock knock

Giving a listen, this is pretty decent.
I've been needing something totally fresh for a bit now.

Using it on random skanks makes you look desperate

Tbh I only have used it on nerdy black girls

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I hate making those commitments when you assume you'll have enough to find an excuse or they'll forget but you wake up the morning of it and hate yourself for saying yes.

I'll keep that in mind. Can you critique my profile for me?

pic is neckcellent mate

for you

is nigel farage even real

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He was sent from the future to stop the terminators

how can ukip be real if are i's aren't real?

how much giraffe DNA exactly?

>Harper
It's going to be Mad Max Briener soon

clogged the toilet again
Didn't notice until I was willy deep in pooey water
Nearly overflowed because I kept flushing

That's a terrible likeness of Bill Clinton

that's why /lgbt/ exists

D E A D

>irish
>white

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, the so called custodian

RUNT gf keeps sending me pictures of her tits while she tries on different bras when I'm trying to lift

Frig off Yankee doodle.

>Non-League Solihull Moors reach the second round of the FA Cup for the first time after beating League Two Yeovil Town on penalties!

English clubs have the best names, not even gonna lie

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LOVING the no post gimmick
Is there another secret thread or something?

Yeah and you're not invited

*sneaks up on you*

anyone here get rock hard when your female boss tells you to do something

oh go suck a cock

The traits and characteristics inherent to the weak personality of modern day manchildren

Please let us know how many of these apply to you

>Masturbates daily
>Obsessed with women like a pathetic horny teenager and objectifies them
>Main objective in life is to try and have casual sex
>Little family values, winces at the thought of marriage and children
>Vain and shallow, stares at himself in the mirror
>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
>Judgmental, gossip, makes comments behind peoples backs, assumes the worst of others
>Cares deeply about politics or religion to seem intellectual
>Opinionated, likes interjecting comments into other people's discussions
>Obliviously impolite or inconsiderate
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''autistic''
>Swears often, even if its around mates
>Bickers, argues, confrontational, has been in an avoidable fight in his adult life
>Has ever done illegal drugs or thought about doing them
>Cares about fashion and being trendy
>Cares too much about what phone, watch, car etc. that he owns
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
>Spends time on social media or doing other unproductive things online
>Cares at all about the ''likes'', friends or attention he receives on social media (and in real life!)
>His social media profile picture is a selfie
>Listens to music whenever he can because he needs constant stimulation
>Listens to objectively bad music like metal, rap, electronic, whatever
>Self-pitying, can't accept responsibility for mistakes
>Makes harmful lies, can't be honest and forward with people
>Didn't study a STEM subject, or work in a skilful trade, and therefore knows nothing about hard work
>Never experienced true grief or loss
>Never been under pressure to not disappoint acquaintances

Oh, and last of all:

>Spends hours on end talking about meaningless rubbish on a Japanese online image board, not realising that his youth will not last for long

maybe

why are these threads so dead?

Applied at some autism institution

now we play the waiting game

did an editorial
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*spies on you*

*rubs head*

M'ask you something

NSA

What a terrible thread

strawpoll.me/11661880

Hey lads, we will live to see the start of megacities and the cyberpunk era?

>Masturbates daily
>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''autistic''
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
>Spends time on social media or doing other unproductive things online
>Listens to music whenever he can because he needs constant stimulation
>Self-pitying, can't accept responsibility for mistakes
>Didn't study a STEM subject, or work in a skilful trade, and therefore knows nothing about hard work
>Spends hours on end talking about meaningless rubbish on a Japanese online image board, not realising that his youth will not last for long
How many points did I score?

wrong

>What a terrible thread

Move to Asia if you want megacities
They aren't really cyberpunk though, that was a late 20th century meme that is pretty outdated now

>Masturbates daily
waheyy
>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
waheyy
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''autistic''
waheyy
>Swears often, even if its around mates
waheyy
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
waheyy
>Spends time on social media or doing other unproductive things online
waheyy
>His social media profile picture is a selfie
waheyy