/NFL/ General - Pipeline Edition

DET:Acquire Jon Bostic from the Patriots for a conditional seventh-round pick in 2017
FA:Seahawks pass on Vernon Adams after tryout
PHI:Sam Bradford decides he'll show up on Monday
SEA:Prosise gets WR reps at Seahawks rookie camp
SF:Niners hoping Gabbert beats out Kaepernick?
MIA:Cameron Wake gets two-year, $15M extension
SD:Chargers sign Matt Slauson to play center
DEN:Elway: Lynch 'ready quicker' than most think
TEN:Titans extend TE Walker for 2 years, $14.7M
NYG:Giants call 5th-rounder Perkins 'complete' RB
DAL:Jerry: Jaylon Smith (knee) not headed to IR
WAS:Jordan Reed signs five-year, $46.5M extension
WAS:Skins OC: Matt Jones can be every-down back

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Bosa will be a bust.

Fuck the jets

No idea what you're mad about desu

Ryan Tannehill can be solid if we give him an offensive line that doesn't get beat on the snap. Give a reason why he can't. You literally can not do it.

>Throws for thousands of yards
30 QBs have thrown for "thousands" of yards lol

>Has most completed passes of 2015
I'm going to guess he has the most attempts too, doesn't he?

>>With an absolute dogshit line
True.

>no running game
Cause they keep letting a slightly above average QB throw it 40 times a game

>and no receivers
Gates, Woodhead, Allen, Floyd, Johnson

No he cant, stop being dumb

His attitude.
"Enjoy your practice squad paychecks"

Plus, retards think they don't need to replace Landy "10.5 ypc" Jones, so he'll have a bum ass receiver to throw to for years to come.

>30 QBs have thrown for thousands of yards
Not as much as Rivers though. And how many of them have offensive lines and receivers dumbass?

>I'm going to guess he has the most attempts too, doesn't he?
They had literally no run game, what the fuck do you expect?

>Cause they keep letting a slightly above average QB throw it 40 times a game
Can't be fucked to look up the exact number, but I believe they went like 10 weeks without getting a rushing touchdown. That isn't because they don't try.

>Gates, Woodhead, Allen, Floyd, Johnson.
Gates is a TE, Woodhead is a RB. Do you not even understand what a wide receiver is?

Allen, Floyd, and Johnson are not elite. Look at their numbers.

Didn't realize Bengals fans were so insecure.

Browns have better all time winning percentage, more playoff seasons and more hall of famers (16 to to 9) than the Eagles and they're 31-16 against them in head to head games. Neither team has a SB ring, but the Browns have 4 NFL championships while the Eagles only have three.

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>Landry Jones

At least the Iggles have some shit happen for them rather than to them. The Miracle in the Meadowlands is one thing that comes to mind. The Browns have The Drive, The Kick Six, The Fumble, etc. No other franchise has that many suicidal moments in the NFL under their belt.

>Not as much as Rivers though.
How many of them threw it as much as Rivers?
Literally none.
7.3 ypa lol

>They had literally no run game, what the fuck do you expect?
Melvin Gordon and Woodhead are not "literally" no run game, seems like they don't know how to use em.
Didn't Brenden Oliver have you guys giggling like you swallowed your cocks 1 year ago?

>Can't be fucked to look up the exact number, but I believe they went like 10 weeks without getting a rushing touchdown. That isn't because they don't try.
393 attempts, less than 25 per game, seems like they aren't trying....
Those include the rushing Mormon QB Rivers

>Gates is a TE, Woodhead is a RB. Do you not even understand what a wide receiver is?
You said receivers.
Last time I check, both of them are receivers.
I'll check again though..............yup, yup, just as I thought, they are allowed to receive the ball.

>Allen, Floyd, and Johnson are not elite. Look at their numbers
They had/have potential, he's just not good enough to utilize them.
And Allen was on track for 1400+ yards before he was hurt.....soooooooooooooooo?

>the kick six

You're listing an irrelevant loss from a 3-13 season that only got them a better draft pick in the same sentence as playoff collapses. Wew lad.

fuck.
Ehh, he's as good of a QB as Landry is a WR.

Jesus Christ

>Chiefs claim Jordan Devey off waivers from 49ers

top kek
RIP Alex Smiff

The Bengals have a ginger Quarterback, yet aren't the whitest team in the AFC North.

The Ravens finally beat us at something.

I present to you, Derek Tebow and Tim Carr

>How many threw as much as Rivers
How many had a running game? I don't think you realize what I am trying to tell you, the Chargers had literally no run game. Nothing. Literally.

>7.3 ypa lol
Again, shit offensive line and shit WRs.

>Seems like they don't know how to use Woodhead and Gordon
That isn't an argument against Rivers retard.

>Seems like they aren't trying to run the ball
No offensive line.

>You said receivers
And YOU said WRs in the last thread moron.
"Name one elite QB without a good WR...." was your exact words.

>And Allen was on track for 1400+ yards for before he was hurt
Again, not a fucking argument against Rivers. You're a fucking moron.

>Landy Jones

Jarvis Landry
Landy Jones is a Quarterback

Are you accusing me of being short of complete and total collapses to attribute to the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League?

Oh man, that gets a upboat

>That perfectly related pic

I'm accusing you of being a retard who thinks that the game you mentioned was in any way significant.

Charles and Rod Woodson

>Rivers is not elite even though he had the highest completion percentage of the 2015 season and threw for thousands of yards with literally no run game, offensive line, and little talent to throw to
>Landry Jones is on the Miami Dolphins roster as a wide receiver
Has Andy Dalton lost it? Am I being masterfully b8ted?

Derek Carr and Teddy Bridgewater

Nigger you believe Tannehill to be elite, you have no right to call anyone insane or baiting.

Taking face swap suggestions, no tilted photos please

My point was I could literally substitute anything in place of that. This is the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League. You think your HoF player inductions and championships mean anything in the grand scheme of pain their fans have felt? What consolation is it to them that they are technically more successful than the Iggles when they endure laughable, soul crushing defeats on a historical level?

>How many had a running game?
Not a lot, only 7 1k rushers this season.

>I don't think you realize what I am trying to tell you, the Chargers had literally no run game. Nothing. Literally.
Gordon and Woodhead are not nothing.

>Again, shit offensive line and shit WRs
Woodhead, Gates, Allen, Flyod, Johnson

>That isn't an argument against Rivers retard.
Yes, yes it is.
Apparently, they don't have a run game.

>No offensive line.
Aren't trying to runblock.

>And YOU said WRs in the last thread moron.
>"Name one elite QB without a good WR...." was your exact words.
And YOU said receivers and we all know RBs and TEs are included in corps now.

>Again, not a fucking argument against Rivers. You're a fucking moron.
>"Hi-his WRs aren't elite!!!"
>"his WR was putting up elite numbers"
>"FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT"


Anything else?
Usually trip fags have better arguments, but damn.

Tom and Bill pls

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Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers of course

>Rivers is not elite even though he had the highest completion percentage of the 2015 season
What is Kirk Cousins stats, nigga.

Tiki and Ronde Barber

>little talent to throw to
>HOF TE

Here you go...

Kek

Would couldn't find a picture without the mic in his head?

Now do Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis

Colour rush concept leak

>that mic
otherwise
>Brady all fat in a Pats hoodie calling plays

its like looking into the future

Geno Smith and Vince Wilfork

Beliface looks like a goldeneye character

Somehow even with the nazis they made the worst possible color rush jerseys

Dear god

JaMarcus Russell and Albert Haynesworth

Heh

How elite will the bears be this year?

>6-10 last year
>Cutty did good for being cutty
>literal whos on offense and defense TONS of injuries
>lost 5 games last year by 3 points or less
>Robbie Gould had a case of the yips
> healthy Kevin White & Alshon
> healthy RBBC
> based FA signings
> defensive line looking stacked.
> great draft with the exception of the risk with Floyd who could be great.

I think they might have an honest shot at the playoffs while losing early due to John Fox being conservative.

That's all I need tonight.

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>In week three of the 2016 season, the Patriots will host the Texans on Thursday Night Football. If Brady's four game suspension stands (and at this point it is expected to), the future Hall of Famer would miss his team's game against Houston. While Bill Belichick and the Patriots aren't to be overlooked in that scenario, it's a much more winnable game to face Jimmy Garoppolo at quarterback than Tom Brady.

>In other words, Tom Brady's suspension creates a much more winnable game for the Texans in week three than it otherwise would have been, and in a close division race one game like that could wind up making the difference - as far as Football Outsiders is concerned, at least. Of course, if the Colts take care of business and play well against their division and against the other teams on their schedule, then Brady's suspension won't matter to them (outside of potential playoff seeding). But if the division race is as close as Football Outsiders seems to think it will be, Tom Brady's suspension could actually hurt the Colts - which is a very crazy twist of irony that Colts fans are surely hoping won't actually happen.

Tom Brady doesn't even have to suit up to btfo the clots

still gonna get kekd by my packers

Jim Bob Cooter and Stafford please

Stafford and a Waffle

Still ass ravaged from losing on thanksgiving on Brett Favre night?

Fangio has your fruitcakes number.

eagles will be an elite defensive team again
and will regularly make deep playoff runs and maybe even an owl appearance

What a stupid fucking article

>hurr durr if the texans win more games it will be bad for the colts
Maybe if the colts werent such division babbies

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>its a bradyfigs pretend gronk isn't a receiver so they can suck bradys cock episode

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>On January 13, 2011, Perriloux was signed to a reserve/future contract with the New York Giants. On September 3, 2011, he was cut from the Giants' roster. He was re-signed the same day to the practice squad. He was released from the practice squad on September 17, and was once more re-signed on September 23. Perrilloux was waived again on September 28. He was re-signed to the practice squad on October 8, but released again on October 12, only to be re-signed once more on October 17.[24] He was released from the practice squad again on November 2, 2011,[25] and signed to the practice squad again on November 11, 2011 before being released once again on November 26, 2011. He was re-signed during the 2012 offseason and was benched after being faulted for a preseason loss against Jacksonville Jaguars 32–31

job stability for the non elite

Anyone who receives the ball is a receiver, including RBs. But he's not a wideout.

Listen, I'm coming down on your side for the most part, but stop acting like Danny Woodhead is a real running back.

Geno.and JaMarcus

>it's a retards don't realize Gronk is a blocker/decoy 80% of the time episode

JJ Watt and Brian Hoyer

Dolphins

Albert Haynesworth and Vince Wilfork

>Patriots fan
>trying to teach others about football

left looks like a mugshot

things that wont happen, the post

JJ Watt and Gronk

>patriots haters
>having followed football for more than 18 months

pick one amigo

Jamarcus Webb and Anybody

I'm so sorry

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NIGHTMARE FUEL

Orlando Pace and Wes Welker.

Jim Bob Cooter and JJ Watt

Kek

Jesus Christ, you autists. Rivers wasn't elite this season. He was good; in fact, he and Dalton were similar. Wait until he has a healthy team to suck his dick.

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Guess

>"Enjoy your practice squad paychecks"

you fucking idiot that was tabloid gossip and it never happened!! how stupid can you be that you read headlines and take them to be true!!! wow kill yourself lmfao desu

AHHHHHHHHNONONONONONO OH FUCK

Holy fuck can one man be so based?

Jim Bob Watt is a good lookin fellow

>that image on the left

JUST

Wow that looks real good. Believable even after the swap

For you

They're going to finish 4th in the division.

fuckin hell m8

Obligatory

kek saved

Looks like Tebow on left

That Peyton Brady almot looks like Tebow

Also obligatory