OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ TEXAS RANGERS GAMETHREAD

Collapse is Imminent Edition.

Tonight's matchup: Gonzalez vs Lewis.

First pitch 7:05PM CST.

Daily reminder to stop trying to prove how much of a "real fan" you are. You people are fucking embarrassing.

>Being so autistic you had to post this in the gamethread
For what purpose

It infests the game threads too, not just the general.

I will sign Tim Lincecum for all of the LaRoche money. Try and stop me.

You're the ones who challenged us for proof. Can't blame us when we oblige.

Game's on WPWR if you're in the Chicago area, and FSSW at Arlington.

Just ignore him, he's just going to continue. Let him get bored and he'll fuck off.


NO KENNY NO

PLS NO

Nah, he wont want to come to chicago. There's no weed here.

Kenny p-pls no!

We have legal medicinal use, and he had hip surgery.

>yfw if migo sucks here, Robin already said he still gets the next start at New york

>rags

>leadoff triple
Thanks Wall.


Unless Hahn goes off the deep end and attempts to sign someone. There's really no one else worth a shot.

>tfw have been trying to get White Sox fans upset in Texas/Chi threads for 5-6 years and they never get mad and just post anime

As much as 4channing Sox fans hate thee idea, he will go after Lincecum, and SF is the only team standing in his way.

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>signing another pitcher whose career has been mainly in the NL

I'll go get the alcohol. Even an Old Sage Buehrle would be a better option.

who here ready for perfect game?

Maybe if he had hip cancer. You need to be pretty much on your deathbed to get a medical marijuana license

what perfect game

>the city of (you)

That's not what I heard.

Rangers have the best 2d waifus

>better than poplar
I don't think so pal

Leave trading for ryan braun to me

We already have our former juicing left fielder.

u wot

Avi is fucking killing the ball out there. good stuff man

I just dominated an Italian Sausage Sammich, Italian Beef Sammich, Fries, and a beer. I feel like a beached whale.

Meanwhile, Sox up early yeaaaaahesh

literally our best hitter
it can't be real can it

Did avi start doing Pilates or something? He was awful at hitting before his injury

who is the 2016 AL rookie of the year and why is it nomar mazara?

you know who could hit a ball like that? .....maz.

(special hawk harrelson reference for "it-getter" white sox fans)

Pilates is a hell of a routine.

Pilates and a plant based diet regimen i heard

He claimed to have a fixed stance in ST

It was akin to Danks "fixed" tell but we all know how that went

>white sox can only get this many people in their stadium

kekles

ROBOT
UMPS
WHEN

Speaking of Yaz, Ortiz passed him recently on some alltime list or another.

At least take a moment to realize that they're playing in Arlington if you're gonna be shitposting dipshit.

do you think there's any chance "the fans demand" that ortiz stick around after another ~.280/35/103ish season?

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Only a cubes fan could be this dumb

>Cubs game rained out
>No working stream for the Sox game so I can cheer against them
Guess I'll just watch BR motorcycle police chases.

woops i meant to add a hypothetical quote of "he sure doesn't look like a player who's ready to retire; that's for sure!"

I'm sick today please wish me well.

>inb4 i wuz only pretending

don't talk to me like that you trippfaging piece of shit

you're the cancer here, not me

Hi anonymous poster.

it seems you don't know that the away team in baseball wears the color gray, and the home team wears white.

Have fun watching baseball knowing who the crowd is rooting for now!

Why did white sox fans riot when trump came to Chicago?

>mad
>at Rbo

Wew

Building walls wasn't going to fix our DH problem

MiGo looking alright. Still waiting to see how long until the wheels come off

Because #SoxLivesMatter

Unless you're a Sox fan, then you get shot.

Get well soon :3. You'll be back to gobbling cocks in no time.

What is with the anti-sox poster(s) in the gamethreads? For what purpose?

Who knows

Its a lone cubs fan pretending to like baseball. Nothing new here

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I can understand them disliking me, but Rbo is like the nicest most politcally correct guy on sp.

i'm pretty sure it's a cubs fan with asperger's

If you picked up MLB premium for free during the first week of the season, download Ultrasurf and enable it while using Google Chrome. You can bypass the blackout restrictions.

Don't you know the pendulum is shifting and people are starting to hate PCs now?

Is anyone going to the job fair at the cell on the 20th?

No idea. They still don't realize the Sox are gonna blow it somehow and are wasting their energy.

Wait, it was free for a week? Why didn't anybody aay anything?

>it's a hawk Harrelson episode

Yo

He's getting hit hard, they're just not going in the right spots. Generally a pretty bad sign.

kill yourself my man, literally worse than being a tripfag yourself

Wow that was an alert play by Migo there

Guessing he's not afraid of getting smashed in the face by another baseball

No, I just got a job. What are you looking for?

If you're going to funpost about attendance, you need to do it smart. In the case of an away game with low turnout, you can muse the White Sox's ghastly attendence record is so bad, that it affects the fanbases of teams they play against in away games.

>Using Chrome
Yeah, no I'll pass on giving google any more information outside of my posts on Sup Forums.

I'd say it's about hating the people intentionally PC, and those that scold others for not being PC. Nothing wrong with being PC as long as you don't try to tell others they have to live that way.

Literally everyone said something... Also only on tmobile

It was said over and over.

The catch was that you needed to have T-Mobile as your phone carrier.

>no runs, getting the batters out
Only thing I care about. I only want a 5th starter who can I give the sox a chance to win a game

>that shot of the Sox fans
Is that Eaton's clone?

I work in marking and advertising so I'm going to see if there's any company looking for someone like me.

Don't know how i missed it in that case. Oh well, i don't have t-mobile anyways

>toddunn
That AB was godawful

Good luck man. Use what you know about marketing to sell yourself.

Ask Brooks Boyer for a job. Be the man to make anime and guns night real!

Maybe Brooks Boyer will hire me and I can convince him to have a White Sox anime night

>not even an animefag

Fite me

I want to see the White Sox wear stirrups like pic related, only with silver.

>DH Problem

Nigga Garcia is based as fuck now. Fuck the nonbelievers.

Hivemind. Make it happen, champ.

Are you just graduating? Where from?

I'd love to see you try m8.

he gone

Simply. Amazing.

I graduated last year from DePaul. Been bouncing around with contract and freelance work.

i knew that

just wanted you guys to be mad

Is Migo seriously 1 hitting the Rangers through 4?

Post OC then

Nice digits you got there

>i wuz only pretending
called it. go away

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Unless you're John Danks or Erik Johnson (aka bad even for AAA) you can basically come to the Sox and pitch like a sub-3 ERA guy any given night.

Rangers bats have been quiet outside of Detroit series

Speaking of Brooks Boyer looks like the 2016 White Sox finally have an official motto

"Step Up"

It works I think. Course I also remember the "Appreciate the game" motto so uh yeah my standards aren't exactly high.

Leadoff hit!