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cheeky edition

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fart

yes

Example of what, a decent message?

lol this aussie cunt is fucking obnoxious

>date
>im attractive
>haha date
>haha im good with girls
>haha i need to use fucking OKC because im so miserable with girls IRL
>haha i need to schedule 6 dates because they likely wont workout

Just trip up aussie version of lisicki so i can filter you

shart

yeah

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im a runt btw

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh My Goddd Me Too

is it gay to only eat one meal a day?

cooking some fried rice with leeks lads

I`m So Fuxxckinqq High Men WTF -_- . < 3

Guinness is really solid desu
hate that its light beer tier %age though

Watching Rick & Morty lads

Bored =/

went to a normie party last night
there was a girl I really wanted to talk to but of course I didn't

dumb frogposter

asl? :P

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

19 f cali u? x

nah, I only eat twice a day desu

haha duude I LOVE reddit and memey

me on the right

girls have such cute perfect bums :3

>when you enrage a yank

ye

An example is to be meta so that you can come across as being caring/empathetic, or at least understanding. The key is to make your message as easy to reply at as possible, some questions are work (list your favourite books), while others are outlets (thank God it's almost Friday, how's your week been?)

i.e. if her first paragraph mentions "I'm a massive bookworm" or even worse "I love playing games", send a message like:

"God you must get so many messages about videogames. How's work?"

With older women, different rules apply

filtered

kys you autistic twat. OKC is full of fucking hideous and mentally ill girls, anyone thats a 5/10 could pull dates from there

18/m/london

im mature for my age tho xx

fuck everyone in this thread

wrong only a few girls* do most are flat

*black girls not included

fuck off u slut

Black girls definitely included are you blind

hardly saw anyone REEE as hard in my life as much as this united-statian

post toot

Why didnt you compliment her pint glass as an icebreaker?

>united-statian

Yank*

i am moving to the US
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beep

Don't have any photos for Tinder

I'm sure you've got a few m8

wew, that surprised me

Sick of this alt-right meme now

It's all attention whores who have jumped on this bandwagon to spew the exact same shite every video to get dosh

Just listened to the queen
God she sounds like such a posh cunt

Really makes me think.

tempted to have a beer

bit early

We triggered the SJWs guys xD

Mission complete gentlemen, the PC culture is finished xD

Going to bed
Goodnight

who /work/ here

I'm feeling down
I just to relax with a beer and watch a movie right now

that boxxy looking one is pretty hot tho

i want to get a bit of kip, but if i sleep at this i dont trust myself to wake up in like an hour or two

wat do

me at 3pm tomorrow
still hate it

about to do a poo lads

not me

Smoking catnip lads

High off my arse

about to do a pee lads

american and jewish girls will love my cut brown dick

I'll wake you up don't worry

in an hour yeah?

...

Me and the lads

lad at the front got some stylish boots

>me and the lads

...

yeah in a hour please mate

can I turn piper into a lesbo
she's a stubborn one

...

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Cory in the House

>those jawlines
wew
why are Mongolians so aesthetic?
they're like Asians who never became soft pussies

I didn't see a single thing that came out this year

Suicide Squad

mong

Batman v Superman

slavic admixture

literally a tumblr meme

arrival

>tfw anglo-irish master-race

mint flavour oreos 2bh

state of u

> cheeky
Breeky

so hungry but 2 lazy 2 cook

so uhh...
*paces menacingly towards you*

>Brexit vote was 'not legally binding' says Supreme Court judge

move along plebs, none of that silly democracy here!

this 2bqh

tired of these so-called "judges" and their uninformed interpretations of the law

...

*takes one step back and braces*
*hand on the hilt of my katana ready to use a quickdraw technique*

it was never binding
but good luck to any politician who rejects it, they can kiss their seat goodbye

*steals your office chair*
you can kiss your seat goodbye

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME AND FOIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

*holds out a gay card*
think you forgot this...

OOH AH UP THE RA

paul mcgrath

dermott o'leary

redpill me on the arab-israeli conflict

IRA = irish runt army

Ronald Reagan? The actor?

jews jewing jews jewing pakis