Tfw mom is going to kick me out if I don't get a job but I applied at some fastfood memes and none of them want to hire...

>tfw mom is going to kick me out if I don't get a job but I applied at some fastfood memes and none of them want to hire me

Why even live? I need a fucking job but no one wants to hire a virgin.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/sMmTkKz60W8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

help

I wouldn't hire a virgin for a fucking job too, to be completely honest with you, my silly Canadian friend.

You probably never have seen real tits or a vagina, you're a failure as a man

i-i'm not proud of it

I thought maybe getting a job would help me find a girlfriend because what girl would want a NEET

>live on tutorial mode
>be a failure

Sometimes I wonder if all firstworlders posting stuff like this are mentally ill.

t. Jorge

Life is hard everywhere

>S-Spain is third world I swear, my failures are justified!
fuck off richie rich

Check'd

OP, live homeless. Be prepared though. I did it and it wasn't really that bad. I was always able to eat for free. And any money you do make just deposit at least half into a savings account.

Sorry dude, I hope you'll be better soon.

>you will never know the feeling of waking up in the morning and turning over to fuck your girlfriend. ;_;

Hey, you can always use that boipucci in street corners.

>Much luv, such beauty.

I'm not Jorge and I'm posting from my office. Get a job and stop whinning like a little shit. People like you make me sick. You are a disgusting spoiled child complaining and crying while you lived on tutorial mode since your birth. The only excuse would be having a mental disease otherwise you just should end your life.

Also, this is Sup Forums you can go to Sup Forums or to /r9k/ to spout your failureness.

OP, have you tried looking at craigslist postings for general labor or weekend jobs? You might be able to find something for part time at a warehouse.

>uruguay
>not better than spain in every single level

>OP, live homeless

How? It's fucking cold here 8 months of the year. I might as well shank some chink and live in a cozy prison for a while

You're the one living on tutorial mode you fucking normie

>Oh look at me i have such a difficult office job where i jack off to traps all day in my comfy $1200 suede chair

Fuck off you fucking normalshit you haven't given me a single good piece of advice.

>dude just get a job lmao

I APPLIED YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

>I APPLIED YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
get a job

JEWS ARE KIKES LOWER THAN ROACHES

you applied for some fastfood meme shit job. Look up craiglist, read the newspaper. Your country isn't total shit, I'm sure there are jobs for unqualified people, you just have to look for it

I dont want to be a wagecuck

How about joining ISIS? I hear it's fun.

Layer up

I went to Malta to find a job myself. This was really primarily to avoid Swedish bureaucracy and taxes though, I could probably find one without leaving.

>fastfood
>not hired
Try departmental stores or at least the bell boy.

I guess i could take out as many mudslimes as possible in that case

But would I get an opportunity to cause significant dent in the mudslime population?

Dunno, you can surely detonate a detergent bomb in IS headquarters.

>Actually liking where this is going.

OP, how much money (if any) do you have saved or easily accessible?

>I dont want to be a wagecuck

kill yourself

is not that you have a choice, you aren't a start, an athlete or something

jesus fucking christ, you live in Canada, I ask to myself what would you do if you lived in argentina

aq sefil köpee burada da mı ağlıyon lan s2k

Craigslist, homie

You are living in a rich country with barely any unemployment while Spain is one of the EU countries with the highest unemployment rate and poor as fuck. You don't have any fucking excuse. But it's easier to stay with your fat ass on that chair while complaining like a spoiled girl.

Fuck that OP, volunteer with the Peshmerga. Don't listen to Rodrigo DeSilva over here

>first worlders choosing the NEET way of life
this shit triggers me. You have the opportunity to become whatever you want, most of you are relatively young so you can possibly do it, yet you choose to be alone with your thoughts in your vietnamese forums. What the hell my man

user
I LIVED IN CANADA AND KNOW YOUR STRUGGLE!!!!!!!!

GO TO A TEMP AGENCY AND CALL AROUND TO DIFFERENT CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES AND ASK IF THEY ARE HIRING FOR UNSKILLED LABOR!!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY IN THAT SHITHOLE!!!

A few thousand dollars

If i lived in Argentina i'd probably figure out some way to transport south american steroids to North America. That seems profitable

fucking normie you haven't given me a bit of advice

I dont want to do physical labour. I'm not a filipino or a nigger.

I'm a member of the white race.

Also i want you to post more of that chink

Just do it fag, nothing wrong with physical labor.

youtu.be/sMmTkKz60W8

OP, I can assist you, post kik

You need to use that few thousand dollars wisely

>i don't want to do physical labour
>I'm a member of the white race

No, you're a millenial NEET. You make the white race look bad if anything.

Your mom is just making home great again

i don't use non-free software

Should I purchase stolen credit cards on the internet

Something like that I suppose. Kik?

>If i lived in Argentina i'd probably figure out some way to transport south american steroids to North America. That seems profitable

they are illegal here m3

Just off yourself. At this point you're a disgrace to your family and everything your country stands for, you won't be missed

This is would be your last words in real life m8.

>I dont want to do physical labour. I'm not a filipino or a nigger.
>
>I'm a member of the white race

you are a lost cause

I'll let you in on a secret
It's not because you're a virgin
It's because you're a fucking leaf

It's legal in nearby countries you could easily travel to though

I dont use non-free software my man

I dont have google play services installed on my phone

i think no one wants to work in russia.for $200 a month

...

>Says a fucking morrocan

God made your """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" by mistake

Find a WOMAN, you'll find LOVE

beggars arent choosers m8

Post email then, you'll know it's me and not one of these other fags if it's from u********@bk.ru

Just kill yourself, you abhorrent leaf.

More of that that chink

[email protected]

Don't miss your opportunity to invest that money you supposedly have

It's a Canadian poster who always posts about him about to be kicked by his mom don't fall for this

>tfw you're probably going to try to take advantage of a poor man

im not wiring you thousands of dollars f4m but email me anyway i guess

Is it true the people working in burger shops in Canada are bilingual?

>fucking normie you haven't given me a bit of advice

Nigga, just walk out and get a job.

Rlx, everyone knows it's bait by now.

> Leafs gonna leaf.

>browses 4chins at work
And thisbis why Spain is a shithole ladies and gentlemen

this poster is really growing on me

are you going to email me f4m

What's so wrong with ditching work minutes for a few hottie pics and banter on Sup Forums, Hans? ;3

You need help nigga

>people falling for canadian b8
this guy has been making neet threads for the past couple of months