/brit/

...

*tips cap*

big white snags

/HEEM/

spanish pop

doing a pwank

It was China but as an expat, my parents are white aussies

ahh yes

how old are you now?

the BBC are reporting that Trump's transition team is in disarray

light, more light

more biased than the politically incorrect board on the Sup Forums if you ask me

19

so long as you vote pauline hanson and disavow the commie bastards buying up all our land

Drunkposting

Struggling to find the will to live, 2 years since she told me to fuck off and I still think about her everyday

Been in bed with 3 birds in the mean time and can't get a hard on

ah yes gay skinheads

azerath metreon ZYNTHOS

...

Patsey!!

might buy an expensive watch to show off how rich I am

6, coming up on 7 years since she told me to fuck off lad
might heem myself wahey

Tinder date tonight

Is my fit acceptable?

yeah well don't live out in the fucking bush then

>being smug about not being as sexist as yanks who refused to elect a female president

Can't see us ever having a female PM either tbqh.

hate the foreign chinks but wouldn't vote for her
they're living on borrowed time anyway, in a few years we'll be missing chinese investment

>tfw never been told to fuck off by a girl (because i haven't spoken to one)

umm...

what exactly am i reading here?

It's not like we directly voted for her though, she was put in purely because we vote for a manifesto and the previous one stepped out.

you live in a literal island

yeah same

Dunno how to get over her Jesus why is it so fucking suffering why do I think about her every fucking day when I'm with other girls all I think about is her

Seriously considering topping myself

>land borders
pleb

The gf thinks I'm paranoid lads.

She never said it to my face but I'm sure she does.

all americans should be killed

Weightlifting is the single most important thing you need to do to become attractive as a man.

who /propergeezer/ here?

Doing a nice relaxing poo at work lads

that'd be convenient for you wouldn't it

then you'd only be the 28th most powerful country instead of the 29th

buzz off, dickbreath

planking is the single most important thing
girls subconsciously detect low core strength through gait and posture and write you off as a beta

why are you replying to me

Kissed a girl, somewhat enjoyable

>tfw no busty English gf to feed me Early Grey

it's pretty easy desu.

she's not a real person to you. she's this weird figment of your imagination where she's perfect and your life is perfect with her. i was properly strung up on a girl for a while. deleting her number and shit did fuck all. the only thing that changed it was stopping fantasising about her calling me at midnight and asking to see me like she used to and think about who she was as a person. she wasn't perfect the moment i started thinking about it, and began to actually remember and consider things i'd heard that put me off her. I got over her pretty quickly after that.

Haha what the fuck was so great about her

don't EVER wanna kiss a girl cause then she'll notice my dry lips and bad breath

or a female king

face it we're all as racist as the yanks

alri Katy Perry

>feed me a drink

why are you replying to, me?

well done, bellend

>Gum
>Lip balm

Bam

She wears makeup so it's fair

There really is nothing quite like kissing

>an entire generation of young strayans are getting huge mental scars because of ping
hehe

reluctantly did that once

didn't like it v much desu

I second this desu

Dumb frogposter

ENGLAND LIVES AND MARCHES ON

Feeling pretty good about the prevalence of English in the world lads. Might come in handy if we ever decide to start a globe-spanning empire haha.

Cheers lad

who is the best companion?

neither of those work as well as (((they))) want you to think

we're the 13th most powerful country

Sense of humour intelligence kindness everything

Never met somebody like her, dont think I ever will again

Piper

Imagine being born fucking Irish.

Dismal.

reckon you should try to meet her again
maybe your perception of her will change then and you'll finally get over her

>kindness
>told you to fuck off
yeah real kind

all estonians should be killed

gongradualisations

she won't fug me
and I lost her trenchcoat and hat

I second this desu

>Dear All,
>Heating will be off tomorrow - Thursday 17.11.16 afternoon. Please ensure you have jumpers, hats, scarves on standby.
>Regards,

ah yes the so-called working environment

Seems like a generic above average girl

Learn your lesson they should desire you more than you desire them

never really kissed someone i liked before desu. i bet it'd feel unreal. i've only kissed girls in clubs or girls who've liked me and kiss me.

'please like is over', boy was that emotional.

I see her every now and then

Always want to top myself the day after cos I'm not with her now

*walks towards the means of production*

thought the london was only 45% white was a meme haha

the state of you lot... embarrassing, to say the least!

is she our girl?

need a suspension railway for thre bournemouth-poole metropolitan area desu

coleman

Never heard a genuinely middle class person use the word "reckon" lads.

Useful shibboleth.

opening my second beer of the day

all classes use it in australia i reckon

you gonna drink all 6?

opened my fourteenth tuesday afternoon beer an hour ago

running a bit late haha

good post

maybe try to meet other girls then

Going to go grab some lunch, lads.

everyone uses reckon around here

Agreed.

>Tfw Anglo-Irish master-race

The Irish AND the English are beneath me.

i reckon you're spot on

I thought the middle class didn't get transported?

Imagine being born Ndongese.

Free Aryan pussy.

See my first post

I've met other girls, I don't care about any of them and I can't even get a hard on now in bed with another girl

I'm a mess

need a biologically female gf

gay

no i mean meet girls not for sexual pleasure only
ones you feel a real connection with

drunk on goon listening to the everly brothers