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first for Champ Man on xbox

Easy. Videoton were so shit in my save that they even got relegated once.

would stream right now but i'm crashing hard from the whole not sleeping thing

brain is mush but i am not going to be able to sleep fuck

well if you sleep now your sleep schedule is fucked

here you go, this is a lovebird checking out the newest FM.

the absolute state of this

I'm pretty sure that's his 3 OG this season.

Its already happening, we're bleeding cash.

Taking a break from FM, Stellaris is too fun

Buyern Munich


lolololol

More like

Bayern buttmunch

AMIRITE???

more like Buy em' All-ich

I hate my CB's, they drop the ball every game at least once.

>have to get first to get into playoffs
>Dortmund II wins every single game

come on. I swear Regionalliga is the shittiest thing ever.

>32yr old Italian player is homesick and wants to leave
>I accept, transfer list him and offer him out for 50% his actual value
>two middling Italian clubs make an offer
>he refuses both because they won't pay the wages he wants
Italians desu

>start managing shit club for a challenge
>scout half decent player for a position we desperately need to fill
>ask the board to intervene to snatch him up
>"We feel the club is performing fine at the moment"
>we've lost the last five games

??? this is my replacement

Oh well time to focus on signing africans

>muh best defence in europe

lel

>He's marked his birthday with a goal
You don't see those very often.

Too bad my CB decided to score an OG

ooft, close

Suzie the waitress strikes again

rip forgot image

>tfw you have a genuine European fortress

still lose to Dundee United and Ross County

>playing as the bad guys

hello, just new to the game, playing a save as Boca juniors

Question is why can't I play with them in the European champions cup?

>bad guys

cafolic pls leave

You have to manage the senior team instead

Who here experimenting with lop sided fuck you we'll score more than you tactics?

It surprisingly worked OK so far.

this is a good post

My eyes mate

this is how my formation looks when 60% of my squad is injured. You play hoofball with this formation or what?

Because who defends anymore, amirite?

>You play hoofball[...]?
Is there any other way?


Its annoying though, we're not winning games despite playing well, mostly due to a "costly mistake that cost us a goal" from at least one player each game. Surprisingly my IF had two in a row. How much do you have to cock up to cost us a goal when playing an IF?

>play schalke reserves
>they play half of their first team

why

>olimpija knocked me out of europe
i hope you're happy slovenia you ruined my save and i am now bankrupt and losing all my players

>start moving out of the relegation zone
>so does everyone else so I'm actually going nowhere

QPR beat Arsenal 4-0 and Villa went 3-1 against ManU. Shit's intolerable desu

I saw your squad m8, I knew it was going to happen. Irish league is either shit or really undervalued in game.

Just snap up regens with a lot of potential and use them. They're cheap on wages and easy(er) to keep at the club.

>Schalke

i don't have money

Use the real-time editor my friend

Sell older guys, buy younger guys, sell younger guys when they get older.

You've never managed in Ireland before, I see.

No, I haven't, but I don't see the point you're making?

Can't sell players?

clough is really good in my wednesday save. 11 goals in 18 games in his first half PL season

He's doing pretty OK but I'm alternating him between an AF and a False nine. Not getting as many assists as I was hoping though.

>tfw you sell your home grown star for 65m

its a good and bad feel ;_;

Nobody will EVER off you money for players. Or at least anywhere near enough to make up for your wage bills. It's impossible to not run in to debt.The only way a club can survive is by getting a good regen and hoping he goes to england for several hundred thousand with good sell on and succeeds. I, for one, don't have the facilities to do that and don't have the ability to build a squad in massive debt unless I win the league this year and get lucky in the CL. This will not happen.

>Or at least anywhere near enough to make up for your wage bills
Play kids, give them long term contracts (with optional extensions if possible), they play for peanuts. Avoid older players as they want decent wages. Ignore the player values, just sell them for whatever you get. Wages are the biggest expenditure in smaller leagues any way. Getting rid of older players, even if for cheap, is still a gain.

Your squad is mostly older guys, sell them or release on a free. Buy up regens from other clubs, if you don't have the money use 48 month clauses so you pay the fee over several years.

This is your squad right? I'm juts curious, how much are you paying Stephen Quinn and Gregory Gendrey in comparison with the 19 yo lithuanian kid?

>Play kids
I have no talented kids
>give them long term contracts
Semi pro, max 2 years
>Avoid older players as they want decent wages
They're the only players in the league who won't get me relegated.
>Ignore the player values, just sell them for whatever you get.
I have not had a single paid transfer offer in this entire save. 4 teams have in the entire save. 4.
>Wages are the biggest expenditure in smaller leagues any way. Getting rid of older players, even if for cheap, is still a gain.
This literally will not help when I have no income that even remotely offsets wages even if I slashed them. My stadium has 20% attendance.
>Your squad is mostly older guys, sell them or release on a free.
My youth will get me relegated. I do not have other good young players.
>Buy up regens from other clubs
I don't have the scouting network to do anything other than guess who might be good. All the foreign signings were blind hope.
>I'm juts curious, how much are you paying Stephen Quinn and Gregory Gendrey in comparison with the 19 yo lithuanian kid?
Not much different. The 19yo lithuanian kid is one of my best paid players and I only signed him because he was offered to me and his club ratings looked good.

You're vastly underestimating the financial problems in this league.

>Struggling to sign a 36 year old PE teacher as manager
This is when you know a team is good.

ah the joys of playing as a shit side

Did you try loanees yet? Either way, get rid of the old geezers man.

I'm trying to get loanees
>literally telling me to get rid of my best players
The only way I can compete is European success man. If I offload them I'll just still be in debt, only losing slightly less money per month while drastically decreasing my team quality.

>moyses

I just conceded a goal to this fucking pacebabby. I want to die.

If you're best players are 30 year olds you're already fucked. What are you going to do when they go to shit?

>willy
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I don't know. It's not like I've had any other options. I'm just hoping I get good regens this intake day and maybe some good loanees don't reject me like they always do. I had one at the start of the season who scored 7 in 10 and refused to re-sign.

Are you poaching regens from other Irish clubs at all?

I can't afford to nor do I have the rep to entice good ones from top clubs.

What about shittier or same rep clubs? They can get good regens some times too.

Do you got part time scouts? Where can you scout any way?

They can get good regens but to date, none of come in
I have part time scouts that can stay in the UK and Ireland and they're really, really fucking shit and really, really slow at their jobs.

Vanarama south/north? I have no idea who and from where you can bring in desu. Try unhappy/listed players.

Vanarama player aren't really good enough. I'd need League 2 starters at worst to get to a level where I can get in to Europe.

>I'd need League 2 starters
In a semi-professional low rep Irish club? You need some young physical lads with potential that might get you into Europe in the future imho.


Try searching for Jaka Corn and Nino Pungarsek. They're available on a free from Bravo (Slovenia) at the start of the game. So is Andraz Mrkonja but he's on loan in Holland. They're league 2 players.

I dunno if they'll want to come though and its a bit cheaty going for players you know.

>In a semi-professional low rep Irish club?
Yes because the top 3 clubs who eat up the European spots all have players better than that. Dundalk signed players from the EPL this season. It's ridiculous. SI really fucked up this league.

>BREAKING: @stokecity midfielder Stephen Ireland out for extended period after breaking his leg in training.

so who hates him? who 2footed him in training

>the city of Villa
Came back from 1:0, went a man down, scored anyway and we're trough to the 5th round in the FA cup.

Kek. Good luck then.

Some questions for my fellow managers #wearethemanagers

Do you use touchline team talks?

Do you use the in-game note system?

Do you use shortlists?

Do you create your own set piece routines?

Do you use post-match analysis and go full autism over statistics like pass completion and distance run?

This feels oddly corporate.

no, no, yes, yes, sometimes

y
>using in game notes
only when the game automatically shortlists the players
y (if Tom's cheesy "put fastest player on edge of area" counts)
n

is it the hashtag?

>Do you use touchline team talks?
Yes, always.

>Do you use the in-game note system?
Nope

>Do you use shortlists?
Yes, always.

>Do you create your own set piece routines?
Yes but usually only tinker a bit with the default one, nothing more.

>Do you use post-match analysis and go full autism over statistics like pass completion and distance run?
Sometimes

I'm not sure, Mike, you tell me what it is.

Mitch stream pls, till like 11 PM then go sleep to get a normal christian sleep schedule.

>Not being there for real nigga hours

y
n
y
y
y

Yes,

Yes to mark people as autistic so I won't ever talk to them.

Yes I literally get any player that can be somewhat of an asset to my team on my shortlist.

I do corners, because it's literally free goals with a player outside of the box in both attacking and defending situations. don't do free kicks though, should probably look into that.

Yes, but mostly if I'm doing poorly.

no I have somewhat of a real life.

hmmm i'll think about it

kinda wanted to watch the footie tho

been playing overwatch and ENJOYING MYSELF recently too

just waiting on a friend to arrive then i'll start streaming FM ok

>no I have somewhat of a real life.
no you don't

also to be totally candid the last 2 weeks i have been more depressed than i have ever felt and i kinda feel it makes the stream really shite especially when i don't pay attention to the game at all and just let my team lose 1-0 with no tactics changes and no subs

just not a happy dude atm and i don't want you guys to have to watch something that isn't enjoyable just to humour me

Its ok cos you can just host a skype call and let Art and yiddi get bantered to death for your amusement.
But seriously if you don't want to thats fine but don't feel like the streams have been boring, maybe one or two have but for the most part they've been very entertaining.

What the fuck's wrong with you? You're like 20, how can you be depressed? Holy fuck, just do some drugs or something.


Should have beaten up Dan. That'd make you feel better right away. You can still do it faggot.

yeah beat up that guy and rape day z

>Not raping Dan and beating up DayZ

>not beating it to Dan raping DayZ
Its the cuck way

>not beating up DayZ with Dan

>Not raping Dan with DayZ

>not getting pegged by Jair's wife

it's not that i don't want to it just feels like i'm wasting your time sometimes

idk lol got unlucky with brain chemistry and i'm a male teenager so i'm p likely to get chemical depression u kno u kno

i'd rather rest safely in the knowledge that he isn't part of my life anymore

why dont you turn into a girl instead?

You'll be fine, just sleep with a black chick.

Both good options tbqh

>tfw missed all the Mitch drama

it's like not being up to date with a tv show everyone is watching

>i'd rather rest safely in the knowledge that he isn't part of my life anymore
Translation: I'm a limp wristed faggot.


Come on Mitch, there's a first time for everything. Relieve the stress.

It's the plot to a Tyler Perry movie but in reverse.