West Ham vs Manchester United

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penalty spots to be on ebay by 10:30 tonight

In the future, where the match is happening

Huge game desu, the whole transfer window can change drastically depending on its result.

this ain't twitter
>mugs

RIP this guy lel

yeh i know right you tell me kev
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MU and City will splash the cash regardless imo, CL football might be a factor for some players though

utd need to drop points so van laal gets the sack

losing the fa cup final in an embarrassing way might be enough and Jose can show his genius in the CL from day 1

"ellie" is still at the mosque m8, london traffic can be horrendous

>yfw poop has to deal with el

Do you think he will tank it?

>deal with el
he has a blank cheque to do so + the huge squad he already has

hes gon get rekt by some team in eastern yurop im sure

i think english teams tanking the europa league is a thing of the past now it brings a CL spot. that shit is so important, like 100m important

he might tank it if city are guaranteed a top 4 spot though

Tell that to Tottenshit fielding reserves against Dortftrottelmund in the Ro16.

yes but they were top 4 already. if pep is challenging for the title he will tank it too

>if pep is challenging for the title he will tank it too

If he isn't he should get the sack desu

it depends, i mean youve got the 2 top teams of this season spurs and lester, and then mou at united, whoever signs for arsenal and finally maybe klopp will sort liverpools shit out. it wont be easy to instantly challenge for the title in his first season with all that lot

West ham really are squeezing every last shekel out of Upton park

>£50 for a seat

Not to mention he will have little pre-season to work with the Euros and all.

hi mr plastic arab here, allahu akbar to you

i dont care about this, give trophies pep

kinda hope it rains tonight so it ruins there big night

Carroll

>mou is going to united

Will this stupid meme end?

are you a united fan who doesnt want him or a fan of another team who thinks he is too good for them

where else would he go? i think its a good fit because he is an overrated meme and so are they

I'm a fan who doesn't want the prick.

youre a smart man user. well i think its either him or van laal judging by all the media bullshit. who would you want?

Do you want Mr. Sexual Masochism to stay, or do you want Poch or someone else?

I want sex machoism to stay sadly. I just want him to strengthen the mid up a bit more and get rid of the shit players

I'd like him to stay as well, not just for the memes. But I think he's very good at laying down a great foundation for the years to come, maybe not a lot of trophies in the short term, but great results in the long run. It's nice to see clubs thinking about that instead of just sacking the coach after a bad run of form

Shit players like Rooney, who he plays every fucking time?

LAD
LAD?

manure needs to take shitty's cl spot, it's meant to be

>Listen sunshine

I'm so nervous

the possibility of no martial is going to make this so much more difficult

>United keep lvg
>pep goes to the Arctic circle

Actually would be very entertaining desu desu

Dubs decides what I bet on. Going to spend big with 3 whole euros.

Guys is it just me or is it too fucking hot.

Can't wait for autumn

>Depay and Herrera playing
Interested..

122 quid to bet with tonight
tough one to call tho utd need to win for th champions league but players might want lvg to sack so might not try their hardest
whilst its west hams last game at upton park
ref ball could well come into it
any suggestions?

if man u dont win its a huge choke theyre a much better team

if they win you get money, if they lose you get to laugh at them

win win

West Ham actually put in a bid of 25m for Vardy lmao

Refball for West Ham or against? Because there's no team that's been refballed more than West Ham this season. They'd be comfortably top 4 if not for it.

>utd need to win for th champions league

West Ham need to win for EL, presuming they want EL that is.

>tfw working at 7pm
>only got 300mb of data left

Fuck sake

Sauce?

i heard that was for bony

i also heard it was for benteke so who knows

just download more internet

Where can I download more internet, mate?

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The bid for the player outside the PL is for either Lacazette or Batshuayi

from the internet

Got a website, mate?

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off the Internet

Wut? Sort out your Internet lad, it's all people like us have

Mobile data mate. Only got 1GB a month on my contract

Fuck me I go through that every week
Based Three™ unlimited data desu

Anyone else fed up with West Ham cocksucking by the establishment.

Literally the old boys team the amount of shit the FA has done for them. Fuck off.

What's 3 like? Been with EE since they were Orange but can get staff discount on a Tesco sim only contract

>hate United more than West Haram
>need United to win

fuck

Who /West Ham/ here??

Fuck these Northern scum

Pretty good. £15/m sim only unlimited data 300 calls+texts (who calls/texts any more anyway) The free data roaming is also amazing if you travel to any of the 20 countries they offer it for.

Luckily the signal coverage is good in my area - I've heard complaints from others about their coverage.

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>We're getting Sanches
>shitnited fans

Lmao

How hot is it?

That confirmed la?

or just your prediction?

>making a thread 6 hours early

>6 hours

wew are you a spic lad?

KO is in 1hr 50

Can someone answer me this:

If United do get 4th, is Champions League confirmed?

Does the chance that Liverpool may win the Europa have no bearing on EPL 4th place and United won't get knocked into Europa?

if united win, then united will drop points, and they wont want that

i think united will win though, despite united's best efforts

>We're getting Hummels
>Liverpoop fans

Lmao

If Liverpool win then England get 5 teams. 4th would've missed out if City had won the CL.

4th will payout a CL spot no matter this season

Liverpool winning Europa won't mess up United's 4th place

Except nobody really said that

IF Liverpool win the EL, England will get a 5th ticket for the CL

Oh ok, thanks for that.

They have to win a qualifying round to get into the group stages, I would say it's confirmed, but this is a United team that lost to literally whos.

thanks lads

I saw dozens and I can't be assed going into archives to bytfo. Also you're that Liverpoop shitposter anyway.

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Manchester United is probably going to blow this, right?

not true, in their minds they signed most Dortmund players

The qualifying is over two legs, and they BTFO Midjtylland at home. The qualifying they had to do this season was against Brugge and they BTFO them too.

Though there are potentially tough teams in the qualifying round.

Correct

What part of Ham are you lads from?

It's down to meme power.

United have the "we need CL football" meme power.

West Spam have the "last game at this stadium" meme power.

Never liked United but I fucking hope they send all those cockney cunts home in tears from their last game at Fuckton park tonight. Shove your bubbles up your arses.

Exactly. They shouldn't fail, but it's still possible. People won't want to join on the possibility of CL football when Lester, Arsenal (assuming) and Spurs are already in it.

The Ham part

You forgot Liverpool there m80

The West.