1st worlders, why don't you understand that to get girls like you literally just have to come here?
Seriously, ALL of them crave for 1st world passport or at least telling to their friends "I totally fucked a german last night! hehehe"
Just pay a fucking trip to South Brazil, make friendship with some dude who speaks english ask him to take you to a social gathering
You'll literally drown in it, I could probably do the same to Africa, but I don't really appreciate blacks
Why are Brazilian posters so shit?
Also this girl is from Rio de Janeiro
1st worlders don't want to get DST, mate
south is full. Don't come in here.
why the fuck would I fly to the other side of the globe to fuck a few girls?
You better never visit /culturepals/
No, this picture was taken in Rio Grande do Sul
I'll think about it.
>Spain
would't work
It would, brazilians associate Spain with wealth because of Real Madrid and Barcelona
Because OP enjoy being a cuck.
Hol up, u aint canada
Colegio ACM is from Rio de Janeiro you dumbass
I hope you shut your fucking mouth now
>piercing
Disgusting whore. Discarded
>tfw I will never EVER see the cute greek brazilian girl that lives in Venezuela again
>again
i sense a story here
I would fuck that boy
Good try Jose, I know I'll just get stabbed and robbed
>Venezuela
She's probably going through some though shit now.
Excellent pic. Her skin seems so smooth and she has a killer body too.
Brazilians, along with Russians need to stop being cuckposters.
Do they like half-black guys?
only males tourists fuck shemales in brazil.
Or male tourists fuck underage prostitutes in brazil.
If a brazilian says something different, it is a lie
Wait - so that's a dude?
'She' just looks like a dyke to me. Clever.
there is a very big chance that she is.
Brazil has the best shemales
Kek now that i notice her crotch is too bulgy and that jaw :^)
she's not tran it's a girl ,easy to get confused becuase Brazilian trannies are top tier
pic related btw
trans pornstar
Do Br gays crave first world dick
stop being a cuck
go fuck them yourself
south americans are really something.
the girls look like full developed women from age 14. their bodies are anime-tier, with all these gravity-defying curves.
the boys on the other hand look underfed, underdeveloped, no beards, no muscles, short.
I am sorry Brazilian bros but I am learning Spanish so Colombia/Mexico/Venezuela/Dominican Republic will be my sex tourism destination
I can't fuck BR girls they only crave big civilized cock
>big
ruh roh
BR gays crave for anything, even me, I'm tired of being hit on by them
That's not true- a fat autist is a fat autist no matter the country or the language or the money.
They'll just fuck you over and rob you or something.
jokes on them, I'm poor
You are the reason why Sup Forums keeps having this shit actitude towards brazilians, go back to 55 and dont return here until you learn how to not be a moron.
what the fuck? I'm just giving a tip to my Sup Forumsernational bros
...
You are disrespecting your motherland and enforcing the idea that this is just a giant fucking brothel and that you can do like Sweden and come here do wathever you want because 3rd world country right. No respectable girl would do that shit and honestly if people around here could do the associations you were saying with countries and wealth we wouldn't be on the shithole we are living now.
You are the cancer of Brazil.
I could say the same about Italians
is big civilized black cock good enough
>disrespecting our motherland
>disrespects others' motherland (sweden)
kek
>no respectable girl
>respectable
>girl
kys my blind nationalist friend
I've tried it, but apparently i was so gay looking that only boys were interested in me
how do I act less gay in third world countries?
Of couse, as long as you speak english
What did you exactly do at the country you've gone?
Grow a beard
I speak Hollywood english(standard accent from tv) and I'm Mulatto
>disrespects other's motherland (Sweden)
Why should i respect them? Also, it's just a metaphor, you should love your country more than anything else, regardless of the shithole he is.
>dur girls are shit hueuhe
Essa mentalidade de 55 e panelinha do bananal me dá uma puta vergonha alheia.
>he thinks Brazilian women are respectable
tip toppity kekerooni my friend
And you aint Poland
Post pic :3
Anybody would look underfed from an American pow
Perfect, book your flight right now, make friends with some dude on interpals or something
the key is having someone to say "this is Tyrone, he's american hahaha" that will lit the latina pussies
I recommend you to go to South Brazil though
>Why should i respect them?
Why should they respect us? Do you like being contradictory? hahaha
>dur girls are shit hueuhe
90% of them are
:^)
too white for a london look
>Perfect, book your flight right now, make friends with some dude on interpals or something
the key is having someone to say "this is Tyrone, he's american hahaha" that will lit the latina pussies
fucking kek thanks mate
>I recommend you to go to South Brazil though
not trying to meme but aren't they mostly germanic whites? just not into that>.>
>Why should they respect us
Are you actually retarded or is this bait? I'm talking about you, i couldn't care less about narrow minded outsiders, YOU should respect your country, not THEM should respect us, retard
>90% of them are
Don't blame your results for being a faggot on others.
This thread is so stupid
RARE
what are you really into?
>Are you actually retarded or is this bait? I'm talking about you, i couldn't care less about narrow minded outsiders, YOU should respect your country, not THEM should respect us, retard
Well, you complained first about how "Sup Forums" doesn't like us, contradictory fuck
>Don't blame your results for being a faggot on others.
?
Now you're projecting?
you're embarrassing yourself here m8
stfu Itapirapuã Gonzalez
Why do i still respond this?
>Well, you complained first about how "Sup Forums" doesn't like us, contradictory fuck
How's your fucking interpretation is simple texts for beginners, you fucking ass of a retard? I said i don't like the way you put that because it makes us looks like a bunch of monkeys that shit where they eat. If you do that it's your problem but dont shitpost off the entire fucking country.
>Now you're projecting?
What image would you form on your head if you read that pile of shit and such retarded replies?
>m8
kill yourself you fucking retard lol
bring the tranquilizer, ape's gone crazy
>what are you really into?
In order of importance
Big ass
Brown or offwhite(think Lebanese) skin
Big tits
Dark hair curly is a plus but long straight dark hair is also great
Why would I go to a shithole like Brazil to get women?
Women from all over the world crave the white cock of germanic Europeans (Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, etc.)
I could go literally anywhere and drown in pussy. I could barely manage to fend off women when I went to the US, and in China too.
Why go to the shithole of the world then?
Do you like this? She dates a French guy
Go to Rio then, although foreigners there aren't such a big deal I think
Because women here have big bunda and are good in bed
Nice argument, you are making justice to the nick "monkey".
Mods?
>hurr durr you retard xDD
>i don't like how you talk about my cuntry even if it is true!!!
There's nothing to argument with you, José
Thats the only kind of language you understand, why bother talking normally?
This thread really hit the spot
I did not expect any less from a Brazilian thread to be honest
Brazilian anons are something else
I REALLY HATE BRAZILIAN POSTERS. SUCH ATTENTION WHORES MAN.
TGHEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK
I have heard that every Brazilian uses condoms because of the fear of HIV.
Sex using a condom is completely pointless.
Some women require it, some don't, but you'll fuck so many girls you can just reject her if she does it and find someone else
What about french dicks breziliabros ?
I'm 1m96 green eyes tbf
Heterossexual males don't get HIV.
No. You misunderstand. I dont want HIV. I will continue riding Irish women bareback and keeping my eyes closed.
Aren't they all in the big Cities though?
And aren't those the places with the highest crime rates in the World?
Say I go to get some your fine ass pussy and top-tier Trap boipucci, then how do I avoid being mugged and or killed? I could see myself going to Brazil on holiday in a few years, but all the places that are best for tourism are also best for crime.
I've heard Brazil has already been ruined by PUAs like Roosh V
the girl in this vid dates a french
Like he said vaginal sex doesn't give guys HIV, but alright kek
There are big bunda in every brazilian city, I'd say they would get more impressed at you in the countryside 2bh
anyway, that's the reason you need a BR acquaintance here, so he can guide you towards what's good
but yeah, there's a real danger of you getting mugged, mainly if you walk alone
I do not believe this. If chad, you get girls everywhere, if average or below, you will not get girls everywhere.
How could you come by an attractive Brazilian Shemale that you see online that ISN'T a hooker?
Would he fuck with me that night because I was Western, attractive and spoke slight Portuguese?
Assuming I DO end up visiting Rio and Sao Paulo in a couple of years
Fucking kill yourself OP.
>TFW go to Brazil
>speak only Portuguese and never English as I believe its disrespectful to speak a foreign language in someone's country
>get treated like shit
>start speaking English
>everyone is suddenly super nice to me
South America has all the worst diseases. Malaria, zika, chagas, dengue, trichuriasis, pinta, hookworm, etc. etc. etc. Not to mention that the people who live there just go around haphazardly killing each other and tourists.
I can't think of anything that could compel me to go to South America, except a complete muslim take-over or the inevitable Russian invasion. And even then, I'd honestly prefer Namibia or Mozambique or something. South America seems awful.
But the Guy is a porn producer, I'm obviously not a porn producer
silly pierre, if you are decently fit you should just get out to drown in pussy
The pussy and boypussy.
When I go I'm just going to wear insect repellent every time I'm outside.
Then shower and get a taxi to and from the nightclubs so I don't have to stay outside long and have some prick of a mosquito bite me.
>Malaria, zika, chagas, dengue, trichuriasis, pinta, hookworm
I don't care because I don't live in the Amazon
Not true, don't you think that if I went to Congo I wouldn't fuck a lot of girls? Same logic
I don't understand anything about trannies 2bh, but when I used Tinder, there were some trannies that weren't hookers
I suppose he would fuck you
Kek
I agree, there's no problem staying here one week and a half and enjoying only the good things though
This isn't porn, it was an "artsy" program financed by the government about naked beauty
See shop6.hdclipsbr.com
Do you live somewhere in the red zone, though?
You can't escape the diseases.
And people get gunned down on the street in Brazilian cities. Isn't that terrifying? You take a massive risk by just stepping outside your house.
Just two questions left.
Where is safer to visit? Rio or Sao Paulo?
And if I was on a Night Out in either of those cities, how likely is it for me to bump into a tranny in a Nightclub?
i feel sorry for OP more than anything (are you OP)
Someone kill OP, for fuck's sake
A weird thing about me, I could obviously fuck a lot of girls but I'm not into that. I like to seduce girls, and when the job is almost done I give up like :"meh, I guess my hand does it well anyway"
But I'm really into the foreign girls thing, I plan to do my first time with a nordic or an American chick
this is true, don't come here
Sao Paulo, it's the safest capital here
>And if I was on a Night Out in either of those cities, how likely is it for me to bump into a tranny in a Nightclub?
You gotta go to a LGBT club if you want to find 'em, won't find them in normal clubs
Kek, what is so wrong about this? I'm just helping my bros wtf
Some days I feel like my fellow countrymen are improving the quality of their posts.
Then I see threads like this.
São Paulo is safer than Rio.
And it really depends on the nightclub, in both cities transsexuals tend to stay in a few, select nightclubs and always in big groups.
But this is quality posting, i'm giving real information about my country and culture
He's unironically making these threads on a daily basis with the sole intent to "trigger" me, because "somehow" I managed to "prove" him Brazilian "women" are merely worthless prostitutes, just like that one who shat him off her arse and called it a birth.
Maybe for the favela or village from where you're speaking, hopefully the blockades won't let you out, unfortunately they can't take the computer from you.