/HEEM/: GOAT edition

Ufc 198 this weekend

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i had the new thread primed and ready, you cuck

how is lorenzo this jacked?

his forearms alone are the size of the hue's thighs

props for not posting it anyway

>broken english champions edition*

fixed

I think I've only posted pics of Cláudia in the last thread
I apologize heem, I'll contribute more in this thread
:^)

reminder that Bigfoot heems all

Shoulda used that other pic where they both have their belts. This one

don't

>lives in america
>plays soccer
lmao what a queer

There was an Embedded where Cerrone and Lorenzo run inot each other, and Lorenzo says "Youre too tan to be a fighter," and Cerrone says "You're too big to own a company."

whiskey

>.5
Insecure faggots are easy to heem

whisky

Why Are Americans So Short?

I bought Mighty Mouse's new shirt, /heem/

How do you guys show the world you're a fightfan?

Her only problem is living in that filthy cesspool that Rio is
;_;

i post on /heem/ daily

What do you guys think of Damian Maia vs Matt Brown? Maia is -270, Brown +226. I see value in Brown as a dog. He's no slouch on the ground, and I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts. He's a way better striker that Maia. I could see him heeming Maia before Maia can shoot a takedown.

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Robin Black literally says that Stipe's ability to move in one direction and then plant his feet, stop moving, and begin moving in a different direction is "elite athletic martial arts genius".

>I think he'll be able to defend whatever submissions Maia attempts.
Wew lad

Lol not a chance. Maia will swallow him

lmao you fucking idiot

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tfw Claudia has made man tier voices in women attractive to me

you guys ae not going to believe this, but i have met Claudia at a store last week
she is 10x more cute in real life than in the photos
no, i didnt talked to her because spaggheti everywhere

Anyone else see Vitor heeming Jacare?

yes

I was laughing so hard during this heem

I KNEW Rashad was going sleepy in dramatic fashion ever since they announced the fight.

Ok faggots, we'll see.

I like Glover Teixeira because he looks a lot like my dad

idiot

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Are Rose

wew lad

>"professional athletes"

>taking that goof seriously
kek

Ah yes, skipping baby carries. I can do a 1000 now.

based cerrone

>i call this excerice weightless bar frog hops, pat taught me it

yes

I also see jacare subbing vitor though
mfw

Getting picks for Saturday's card started. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. All around great card, should be a comfy fight night filled with spicy heems

Main Card:
Fabrício Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic
Ronaldo Souza vs. Vitor Belfort
Anderson Silva vs. Uriah Hall
Cris Cyborg vs. Leslie Smith
Maurício Rua vs. Corey Anderson

throw it baby

I can fap to this for hours

how much do you bet? say goodbye to your money

,,,idk bout this fool

don't believe this man, he is a LIAR

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!
YEAH BUDDYYY!!!

lmfao

who is she fighting next?

MMA Fans in a nutshell

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Stipe
Belfort
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson

She combing foh dat belch

It'll be a replay of Nelson-Tumenov

idk but take a look at this WARRIOR
look out boys~~~~

Werdum
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson

Brown is a monster, he can easily take out Maia if it stays on the feet and he doesn't get too hasty with his clinch

Werdum
Souza
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson

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lmfao she should just trane crossfit with fagginess like that
>EXBLOSIVE PAWURRR

>tfw live in Ohio
>bdubs down the street always has fightfans on weekends

Should I go out for 198, /heem/? If Stipe wins the place will explode.

Stipe
Souza
Silva
Cyborg
Anderson

what is a bdubs

you JUST KNOW

It's a sports bar/bbq chain in burgerland. They show UFC ppvs for no cover charge on weekends.

THAT WAS HIS MOM ?
fugggggg

Sure why not. It's fun watching fights in bars. The food sucks but at least they have a good beer selection.

Was it autism

tbf they stay way too long on people, it easily becomes awkward

What are the worst mismatches ever seen in MMA?

Overeem vs Fujita is up there for sure

Yeah IDK what id do 2bh
Probably go all red and look at the floor

When will they learn

>weightclasses

mma is gay

I see Vitor knocking Jacare the fuck out

Is it a top or bottom?

>homosexualpedophile.jpg

Anderson Silva vs maia
Anderson Silva vs Thales leite
Bjnpenn vs Diego Sanchez
Jon Jones vs Shogun
Overeem vs Brock

she's lovely. i want to be her son.

was aleks destined to end up behind bars?

burdened by the weight of keeping the free world running. you're welcome.

thank you for your service

Those aren't really what I had in mind, Albertinho Barbosa

Like Jon Jones vs Shogun made sense because at the time Shogun was LHW champ and had just destroyed Machida

Overeem vs Fujita made no sense on any level because roidereem was at the peak of his career and Fujita hadn't won a fight in two years

Werdum
Jacare
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson

how can you not like the food at bdubs? i'm beastin on asian zing 25/8

overeem was at or near the peak of his physicality but he was nowhere near the peak of his stature in the sport. his last three fights before that were james thompson, tony sylvester (who?), and goodridge. fujita was very much in keeping with that level of competition.

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did you forget how easily he smashed brock lesnar? since he got popped he was never the same until he accepted his situation and became Econoreem

It's actually me though m8s

i dunno, but young Fedor was a handsome lad

try to follow the conversation you fucking idiot. we're talking about whether the fujita fight 'made sense' or was the biggest mismatch evar or not.

talk like that to me again and I kill you and I kill you fast

fucking this

only good flavor, that and spicy garlic

The good beer makes everything better; the heems, the lads, the subpar wings full of undercooked cartilage

Werdum
Vitor
Hall
Cyborg
Anderson

jesus, he already had that crazed thousand yard stare.

Yes. Unfortunately. Since he's easily just as athletic as his brother.

In fact, he had terrific hand speed, especially for his size