/mlb/ General: HEY, FUCK YOU edition

/mlb/ General: HEY, FUCK YOU edition

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KC:Mike Minor (shoulder) ready for rehab games
KC:Royals prospect Mondesi suspended 50 games
CIN:Mesoraco has season-ending shoulder surgery
NYY:Mark Teixeira out Tuesday with neck spasms
NYY:Jacoby Ellsbury (hip) out again Tuesday
NYY:Castro (rib cage) back in Tuesday's lineup
DET:Miguel Cabrera out of starting lineup Tuesday
ARZ:D-Backs sign OF Bourn to minor league deal
BOS:David Ortiz getting the day off Tuesday
PIT:Freese hitting leadoff for Pirates on Tuesday
WAS:Harper facing possible fine or suspension
TB:X-rays negative on Forsythe's shoulder

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Mets

M's

1st for dingers

where were you when the Royals championship became tarnished FOREVER?

mets

>cubes

Jake wouldn't do PEDs lay off my man.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

I like how this image depicts 2012 as bad when it was BECAUSE of being shit and tanking that you built up your farm system to have the talent and export that talent to the major leagues that you have now.

LMBO

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>Cubs fans reflexively defend Jake Arrieta, even when nobody is accusing him of anything

worried much?

>23-10
>not a fan in sight, the general isn't flooded by shitposting

white sux """"""""" fans""""""" everyone

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OH LADDIE THIS IS A TOP POST

@Alden_Gonzalez
Source: Angels have acquired SS Brendan Ryan in a trade.'

holy shit! i was just shitposting about him last night in the thread

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the worst city in baseball history.

right here

How exactly is the championship tarnished? Genuinely curious. All I heard was that a minor league scrub got suspended, not anybody with the big league club.

>the Chavez Ravine Doyers

>being this buttblasted
But why?

LMFAO ROYLELS ON SUICIDE WATCH. I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM CRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

he was the team's top prospect

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who /confy/ here?

Don't you know what Sup Forums really stands for yet?

Pretty sure it was major league players, not prospects, that won the championship.

Mondesi played in the world series.

how much playing time will he get bros

Oh, well then just ignore then. I didn't actually know he played in the world series.

TOP FUCKING LEL

found the butthurt Royals fan

See

What did he mean by this?

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

haha

he's not wrong though

im dying laughing here hahahahahahaha

>10 posters
>13 replies to that one post

"k"
nice samefigging, /mlb/

>10 posters
>38 posts

>implying an implication

>implying implications

The 2015 Kansas City Royals, the World Series "Champions" of baseball*

LEMME GET THEM (You)s FAMPAI

>YFW Arrieta pitches a perfect game during the World Series

>YFW he won't be on the next bust list for PEDs either.

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>Johnnie Williams
>born in 1889 in the totally independent Kingdom of Hawaii
>listed as Honolulu, Hawaii, United States

>players like Edwin Jackson are listed as being born in "Germany"
>many actually born in West Germany
>many actually born in (the Kingdom of) Prussia

>all 47 players listed as being born in "Ireland"
>actually born in the United Kingdom

I just realized how retarded this all is. Successor states are such a crazy thing. To what extent should be treated as separate countries? I mean Honolulu and Cork haven't changed locations but the people in charge have, as have the names for the lands within their borders.

If Julius Caesar had a Baseball-Reference page, would it say he was born in Italy? Should it?
Would or should Atahualpa's page say he was born in Ecuador?

There's that ottoman humor again

HOW WILL THE ROYALS EVER RECOVER

lel

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who is this whore

@Alden_Gonzalez 6m6 minutes ago
Per @washingnats, Angels acquired Ryan merely for cash considerations.

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ROYKEKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

lmao

holy shit. my sides...

>all this samefagging

HAHAHA THOSE """"""""""FANS""""""""""" WILL BE GONE FOREVER NOW

That humor is fine sexy then.

ALL THIS MAD

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HEY

FUCK

YOU

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>2013
>Dodgers debut a 16 year old Mexican kid with a messed up eye in A ball
>2016
>kid is still in the minors at 19
>kid got his eye fixed

As a non-Dodgers fan, my interest in this kid went from 100% to, like, 10%.
Kid could've been the first 18 year old in the NL since the 70s. Could've been the first 17 year old in either league since 1963.
Could've had the goofy eye as his trademark.
Now all he's got going for him is the slightly unusual Mexican nationality.

Kek

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When our Bullpen gets good again you are in for a world of hurt MLB

Same

>have elite starting rotation and bullpen
>still cant win because the offense is shit with our best players slumping and 3 starters hitting under .200

tigers been saying that same thing for years

Now the Tigers are just bad. Its actually kind of heartbreaking, they were the best team in baseball for how many years?

>No Astros representation
Well we had a shitty April, but we have a good team and I hope we start playing as well as we should and get back some wins.

I blame Gomez. Gave Carter to the Brewers and he's hitting homers like a champ and Gomez comes over and makes everyone worse. Astros should never take players that play well for the Brewers.

probably going on a good 10 years?

>Mike Trout
>Albert Poopoopeepee
>the city of Los Angeles of Anaheim

Only if you don't count record. Other than that Best Team In Baseball.

Sure, bud

#GoMariners

what a shame

youtube.com/watch?v=C4R8nKmse0Q

A lot. Hes one of the best hitters on the angels other than trout

>Mike Na-Poley

every time

>mfw na-poley

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>"Will I have to spank him sometimes?" Baker said, according to Wagner. "Maybe."

What did he mean by this?

He clearly wants to tap that ass.

He's been clogging the base paths like a naughty boy

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

LEL

TOP
KEK

royals yankees

Infielders (7)

24 Christian Colon

2 Alcides Escobar

35 Eric Hosmer

27 Raul Mondesi

25 Kendrys Morales

8 Mike Moustakas

18 Ben Zobrist

>27 Raul Mondesi

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A JOKE HAHAHA

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I realized my error.

He played in one game. Hardly any impact on the overall series.

TARNISHED
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I have never seen so much samefagging in one thread

MEME TEAM BTFO

>you will never discipline harper

funniest post of 2016

Its truly autism at its worst

It's just one dude samefagging like crazy.