bottled it lads
fucking bottled it
why can't anyone defend a set piece on this piece of shit team? why can't we stop fouling? when is LVG fucking off? how do I give martial the biggest hug in the universe?
sick of it tbph, time for more europa league footy next season
oh and no ABUs allowed
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KILL YOURSELF CANCEROUS FAGGOT
GET FUCKED KEK
You are the new Liverpool.
Get ready for at least 25 years without the league.
Unlucky lad, iktf of narrowly missing out on top 4
t. yid
>liverpool in champions league
>poonited in europa league
stuff of dreams
I want Upton Park to burn with every West Ham supporter inside.
West Ham might just be really lucky at set pieces. Didn't they score a game-winner off one to kick Liverpool out of the FA Cup in stoppage time?
we bottled it :(
Jose fucking when?
you can only reply to this post if your team is going to finish in the top 4.
Before everyone starts blaming Blind alone, remember that he's not a fucking CB and should not be played there.
If the FA don't retrospectively punish West Ham and give United the points there's a conspiracy
Check em
>No CL again
>Win FA cup
>Van Gaal keeps his job for another year
What a time for ABUs
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seemed like we could get those points after martial goated it up.
west ham literally came up with one and only strategy, crosses from set pieces/wings, and we couldnt deal with that, horrible
>City only need a draw at Swansea because of GD
JUST
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>Daley Blind
That's the worst performance from a defender I've seen since David Luiz in the 7-1 game.
it's already happened unless they can get >mourinho
pretty much /confirmed/ after that
so does the kit deal clause come into effect this year or do they have to fuck up again next year for that
ABU here.
>dont worry lads we're united we can come back
>fergie time
Kekkeroni
>lucky
Or maybe they're just really good at them?
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has to be 2 seasons in a row
Goater pls
we wouldn't have made it out the group stage lads.
and the >le attract good players is a meme.
>JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST >JUST
Thursdsy nights, itv 4
LITERALLY NEVER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Martial deserves better.
So, which scenario do you prefer lads?
a) We win the FA Cup but LVG stays for another year
b) We lose to Crystal Palace and LVG gets sacked (you don't know who the new manager is)
ahahahhaaha
>we're getting top 4 la!
>van gaal is a legend of the game!
>martial is world class la not an overrated tap in merchant
>schweinsteiger isn't a broken old hack
>de gea is world class it's not his fault a ball hit straight at him goes in
>wayne rooney is worth 300K a week easy
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>No one acknowledges me in real life so I post with a trip on a Polynesian partwork forum.
No idea what ABUs are doing in here. Don't they know how to read?
>they fucked it up
>against swansea
>who played their b team
>at boylin
NICE TOP 4
LEMAYO
real life audible keks
What clause?
>lose to west ham
>lose sanches to buyern
>we don't need mourinho
Hated, adored, never ignored.
>It's a United try to sign players who are a level above them Transfer Window
Muller, Neymar and Bale when lads?
This is the maddest I have been all season. Why couldnt we just lose 3-0 instead of having it then giving it away so easily?
SWANSEA PLEASE HELP US
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>oh and no ABUs allowed
ABUs are so retarded they can't even read. Can you guys go have a /ABU/ general where you can post your ebin ManShitty memes?
If they miss out on CL, their kit deal gets reduced.
Youve never even seen him play, what the fuck do you care
>"fellaini isn't Manchester quality"
>Now their best player
Lel
>mfw swansea beat city but we draw at home to bournmeme
why couldn't we be out of the top 4 race earlier instead of giving us hope
thanks city for being almost as shit as us
the beginning of the end.
Cut in half if they miss cl 2 years in a row
>this is what it feels like to have no bottle
Before I join /arse/ should I be Wenger in or out?
Definitely the one when the dutchcuck gets sacked. If he stays I might just kill him.
what is the kit deal clause?
This will literally happen.
Not in half, just 25% deducted wasn't it?
just gotta get hummels reus gudongen griezmann boateng ronaldo first la, their all on the plane
please elaborate
>mfw manure fags actually think swansea will beat city
>this is what they're sleeping on
I hope mou enjoys europa league football
I once saw him play for Porto in the champions league
Wenger is like LVG but he doesn't spend.
No it's half, at least that's what was reported when it was signed
kys
Daley Reminder that Van Gaal will be hear next season
I litterly have no hope for the future
united has the biggest ever shekel haul from a kit deal (bigger than realmad etc) but if they cuck up the CL two years in a row there is a clause which slashes the shit out of how much they get - cant remember specifically but lets say like 350 million less
Being a Real Madrid bandwagoner for 20 years I can only try to imagine what you guys are going through right now.
It's impossible for me to imagine watching Real Madrid have a season where they score less than 50 goals and finish 5th. I will feel for you however, brother.
>Post mourinhio's face when his side is playing europa league next season
T-theres still swansea
basically if united miss out on the CL for 2 seasons in a row, the adidas deal drops from £75m a year to £52.5m
City just needs a draw though. They can't bottle this hard.
this team is fookin shite m8
Just don't fuck up in the final game. Watch up for Newcastle' struggling against the abyss.
I say that as an Arsenal fan.
>swansea B beats both west ham and city to hand man utd CL
that would be weird
It will be funny to see what players they desperately throw money at in January when top 4 is in doubt again
We're not. We'll lose to Villa and West Ham and City will win.
How do you fuck up this badly? How does it happen? Those goals united conceded were some of the softest goals that have been scored all season. It happened at tottenham too. What the fuck is defending. Shame on city for almost losing 4th to this lot of fucbois
In fairness his side isn't even playing in the Europa league next year, karma and all that
THE
MIGHTY
SWANS
>united have only scored 46 goals in the league
>only have a goal difference of 12
Don't deserve top 4 2bh
United deserved to lose anyway
>West ham attempts: 22
>Man United attempts: 3
>actually believing city didnt have top 4 in the bag
How many goals do West Ham need over city for CL?
How do we fix Manure lads?
>Wet Spam could have had CL football if weren't that game against Swansea
We don't fucking deserve it. We would get humiliated again in the CL. I've gone to the point where I would see us get relegated just for Van Gaal to fuck off.
Literally how can you bottle it this bad. You needed this.
(you)
fucking amazing thinking about how close we were to top 4. we are absolutely shit and play some of the worst football in the league.
this team has such a knack for bottling it when it really counts. we're gonna lose the FA cup final now just watch.
>miss out on sanches
>probably going to miss out on mourinho now
>de gea not gonna stay without CL
>likely options will be either lvg staying or some shitter
We were never going to win at West Ham's last game at Upton Park. NEVER.
What made it worse was them turds delaying the game.
In fairness we've beat the big teams this season while city have been flat track bullies. I don't think they deserve it anymore
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Why do they say "bottled"? Are you saving some of your delicous tears for later?
To be fair you could make the same case for City, and their record against the top half of the table. They've basically gotten to where they are, by beating up relegation fodder.