Angels vs. Cardinals Game Thread

Just fuck our season up edition

Santiago vs. Leake

On FSW, FSMW

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>Cards
Carpenter 3B
Piscotty RF
Holliday DH
Grichuk CF
Molina C
Moss 1B
Gyorko 2B
Hazelbaker LF
Diaz SS

>Angels
Escobar 3B
Calhoun RF
Trout CF
Pujols DH
Nava LF
Cron 1B
Giavotella 2B
Soto C
Pennington SS

Are you kidding me???

Dang, Matt #1 getting this going early

inb4 Grichuck makes us pay

Season hopes dimming every single inning

Meatball Leake will give up at least 5 runs by the 4th.

REEEE Pujols show some goddamn fight against your former club

Anyone else notice that Diaz has a badass scar next to his eye?

Can we have real starters that don't throw 30 pitches an inning

>Cutting that off

Fucking retard Cron does nothing right

Better to clear the bases this early, especially with how shitty Santi is throwing

The defense of these two teams is appalling.

Kek

>RISP

Don't worry LAA, Leake will start letting these runs score. It's been his MO to blow up at least one inning each outing.

Both our teams have terrible fundamentals.

Moss is shit. I have never seen a more "all or nothing" player be more of a nothing.

>They fell for the Jokeland player meme

Shit

>The state of angels pitching

imagine the tits on the leftmost miss.
I bet they're still firm and if that's her nipple poking there that bastard is lucky...

I just knew Grichuck would come back to haunt us.

Hey that's my mom you're talking about!

Well Angelbros, looks like the Sheeny Curse has been placed on our owner Arte Moreno. By failing to address the LF position through free agency most notably letting Yoenis Cespedes stay with the Mest, we have what we see here.

Trout and the rest. Granted, the pitching could use some work not to mention the dearth of injuries to our starters. It has to be weighing on their minds however that they can't make a single mistake and leave anything up to chance for our minor league hitting squad.

Fucking Jew Moreno!
>Muh luxury penulty!
>only pay it for 1 season until Weaver/Wilson/Hambone all come off the books for approximately 60 million

The fuck do you own a baseball team for if you aren't trying to win? There are plenty of viable tax shelter ventures out there, especially for billionaire clientele. Why you do dis? Porque Beaner Grande?

I wouldn't mind making love with one of her daughters either, if that helps.

so what do we do now that the season is officially over bros

I forgot to mention our literal unanimous (F-) farm system. Nice going Arturo. You got your buddy Nacho in charge of scouting or what?

Can't even fucking trade for a mediocre player. Its a good thing we traded our top two arms for a defensive shortstop.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH! YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU AND YOU...FUCK OFF!

SHUT IT DOWN

what the fuck

I wish to die

why don't the angels just start having random players start pitching?

if their season's blown the fuck out might as well make it a comedy show

>giavotella trying to pitch
>pujols crouched like a fucking slug behind the plate
>trout on 3rd
>calhoun as shortstop
>perez stuck in left field

It's time for him to sell. He got too caught up in wanting to be a celebrity owner, and was only coasting on the success of the ownership before him.

>muh lowered beer prices

wew lads

Sup Forums meetup time?

I really hope the Angels trade Trout. He deserves better than to be associated with this shit show the rest of his career.

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kiss my no trade clause

Y'all sure did pay a lot for Wilson, Hamilton and Gary Matthews Jr.

Ahahahhahahahahahaha

3 hits off a guy with an ERA over 5. This is fucking pathetic.

Tiki, is that you?

Nah. Tripfags are fags

I limit myself to one medical ailment-related game a season and it's this:

Okay. I'll look forward to your annual October chokejob.

Forever 1 strike away
lolitrollu

At least we scored once

GG