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*blocks your path* edition

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how rude i was walking here

*teleports behind u*
*whispers in ur ear*
"hilo latino"

NO ERA ENTRA

high speed railways

INVESTMENT IN BIRMINGHAM

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Thinking of doing a paki accent at heathrow so they let me in and give me a home and a job

By the time HSR is built it will be 10 years out of date

I've started cumming fairly quickly during sex lads, not sure why desu

Isnt Birmingham muzzie central?

why did they vote leave?

North America But Also England Union when?

who is she?

NIPPLES REEEE

It's all in the head la

Think about your granny's vag and titties so you last longer

PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT

haha have you guys tried googling the word sex

why is this allowed

thinking of doing a mexican accent so that I can motivate the entire country to elect an unqualified candidate as their president.

kicked a povvo twat in the face wearing my prada creepers

hhmmm good idea la

Fuck I missed it

I'm about to go for a spot of white boi hunting

Basically we set a curfew for all whites in this town (5pm)

If we find any wondering outside after then, they're fair game
Most lads just rape them and send 'em on their way but I like to take it slower and I always crack their skulls open when I'm done

Less Eastern European immigrants will almost certainly mean more from South Asia and Africa as we will still have the same labour shortages and they will be even cheaper, most South Asians that I know in Birmingham voted out for this reason, they likely pushed the vote over as most big cities voted Remain

Done a think

Brum?

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this shit tight brotha

thinking of talking like an autist with a speech impediment so i can get the janny job

Ah yes, the so called "cuck"
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Pretty fire onii-senpai

Why does every fucking advert have black people in

ah yes, "modern women"

>why yes, I do get triggered by the sight of dark-skinned people in televisual advertisements

>i watch tv

Are your colours the same as my colours?

paki here

I voted remain, love beating the shit out of Poles and other Eastern European scum. It's one of the few things that unites us and white Brits

Post slags

Ah yes a hard life she surely leads

>3 minutes
will not be watching that

currently on death row lads

>literally works in a mosque

lmao

>labour shortages

what did he mean by this?

lucky cunt

>Trump as said part of the wall will be fencing

It's not gunna be a big beautiful wall it's gunna be a shitty symbolic piece of expensive nonsense that a mexican could climb with a reel of rope and 2 mates.

>The 45 Best Sex Positions for Couples | Men's Health
that's a lot of positions

3D women are NOT important.

your MUM

Polish man here.

Ask me anything.

Good

If she was a man no one would give a shit.

Would honestly kill myself if my Sup Forums post history was made public

eh, me and my m8 just killed this pregnant white bitch

Does that count as 1 kill or 2?

I'd take her place in Scotland. Desu. Its for the greater good.

2D women are just as much as viceful trap. You have to let go of your animal urges and ascend to Wizardy.

grzegorz brzeczyszczykiewicz

fuck off

when are you going home

What's wrong with her

I have quite literally been on Sup Forums since year 6 (2005)

Christ alive the actual STATE of my life lads

*walks right through the wall unhindered*

How much to clean my toilet?

oh yes, definitely

Ooga Booga

Attention seeking spastic

Don't forget the benefits of multiculturalism my friends. :)

>Post history + every thread and pictures you've ever opened.

Would you recommend leaving for good or sticking around? How depressed are you?

>online friend wants my address to give me christmas presents
>trust him, but still would rather not have him be able to know where I live or look at my house on google maps or something
how do I tell him no?

Save me

We do not have enough workers to do many of the low paid jobs that need doing, we have record low unemployment at the moment, migration will happen and it will come from wherever is either easiest or cheapest, if not Eastern Europe then Commonwealth Asia and Africa, that is why so many voted leave

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*turns up to Geneva airport and claims asylum*

Yes I'll take the 6 bed chalet in the mountains please, oh and have my skis waxed by the morning, ta

>talking with Polish girl that I like today
>talking about food
>going on about what we're gonna eat when we get home
>tells me when she has no food in the house she eats sugar and eggs

What the fuck even is that? She was dead serious.

Maybe she confused sugar and salt.

>giving your address to anyone online
vvevv lad

Give him your address and get his address and send him a present

Get him to deliver to one of those Amazon delivery mail places in city centres

Tbh Sup Forums has actually had an overwhelmingly positive effect on my life but it's just mental that I've been spending pretty much every evening on here since year 6

haha what a whitty take on the refugee crisis

do you want to polish my cock

I'd send you a postcard, senpai.

Amazon wishlist, amazon does all the lifting and they never know your address.

pics or didn't happen

were you neglected as a child or something? everyone has had sugar and eggs before, retard

going to bed

nobody cares but i'm telling you anyway lmao

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I'd move locations, quickly.

actually imagine if everything you ever said or did on the internet was published

would be a bit mad like

Wasn't actually anything to do with the refugee crisis desu

I care

is it ok?

This girl is into me and I really like her. Is there anything in particular that Polish girls look for in a man or is it just the same as what brit slags like?

Also, do you eat sugar and eggs?

>look up "sainsburys advert" on twitter
>first suggestion is "sainsburys advert diverse"

successfully cucked lmao

nobody would read it

Mummy may will make it happen

Thank you mummy may!!

who would honestly browse and nitpick my internet comment history for anything bad lmaooo

i'd just laugh at people who brought up mine. like what, you never said anything bad before bro?

DELET THIS PIC OF ME AT ONC

they like you to be direct and honest

>this absolute specimen wants to tell me how to live my life and how the country should be run

Howling

I'm having long conversations with Mr. Millimeter
He's one of my best friends bitch ass nigga eater

>tfw going to see skream do an 8 hour set but can't take drugs for it

need a damaged goods sara gf

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