Why have British tourists earned a bad reputation abroad?

Why have British tourists earned a bad reputation abroad?

The english boys been drinking too much and fighting always wiz themselves ouch

By vomiting on streets

and pissing

Euros are butthurt cuz we're taking their women

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>swedish
>good behaved tourists

top lel

Haha. You wish

The other day I was in a shitty tourist trap pub in Amsterdam and there was an obnoxious British lad, drunk, we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

That's just typical British behavior. They are just degenerate, they can't handle their alcohol at all. They must have genes that turn them into lightweights are something.

by being top fucking LADS
makes me laugh when people on Sup Forums to try use this as an insult, working class lads like me take pride in fucking shit up abroad

you could think of it like a pathetic modern day version of colonialism

because you're loud, don't talk about anything but yourselves, make for bad houseguests, throw up on everything and feel entitled to the world because 500 years ago one of you likely was out desecrating whichever country you stay in.

at least people like that in this country have good enough sense to stay here.

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

>Americans ranked third
they are good tourists. but I thought why, because Americans are fat and block the way

>Am*ricans
>Fr*nch
>Best behaved
Bullshit list

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody

>we
he

I would never pull a sissy British cock

Something about shitting in pools, I think.

Swizz are cunts. When they're abroad and doing some shit, they say"we're French"

I'm surprised that the Chinese haven't ranked worse. They are just awful.

>, we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

uuhmm

Dear Britpakese,
You are NOT welcome here. Please DO NOT come to Kraków.

Thank you

@392
no one wants to go to your filthy shithole anyway

>China not first
post completely and entirely disregarded

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

gay af

>we pulled out his cock
and we are the degenerate ones?

Britpakese come here and behave like apes. Many such cases!

DO NOT come here. You are NOT welcome. Cheers.

Remove the (((French))) sand niggers, and we're one of the best behaved people in the World.

Sad!

would glass a little runt like you if i ever came across one

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>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody

Continue.

Ausfags look and sound the same. Ausfags fuck anything that moves and are rowdy niggers tbqh.

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody

Very rude behaviour, unlike humans. Resembles monkeys.
Please DO NOT come, thanks.

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

lol, we'll see this on the front page of Funnyjunk in a day or two.

>tfw fucking Britbongs burry our Alpine ski resorts under a torrent of rotten vomit every winters
>tfw winter is coming

Spain, please keep them longer on your beaches!!!

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

when I went to krakow with a friend we went out one night bar hopping with some commonwealth phd students, literally the only thing they could talk about was the brexit. poland was trying to ban abortions and a little orange man was worming his way into racist american brains but all they could talk about was the fucking brexit

My experience with British tourists is quite good, especially the posh ones

However the french ones are smelly, rude and awful drivers who get themselves into quite a lot of trouble and need saving by the search and rescue every day

The Chinese are even worse drivers and quite loud

Muslims are horrendously rude towards women.

Americans are loud and have awful accents, but they are good people though

NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME NOT WELCOME

fucking try me you posh cunt

the people who go to the alps in the winter aren't the same people who go to spain in the summer 2bh

chavs don't go france

this makes me want to learn polish and move to krakow just to spite u

even shit chav schools go on school trips to france

How do Americans rank so highly on this list?

...

I assume Icelanders are welcome?

>Japanese
>Germans
>Americans
Who made this horseshit?

>learn polish
lmoa good luck

Yes, very welcome!

The Japanese are notoriously polite

Is you experience with them negative?

because only the top 10% of yanks have a passport and go abroad

the reason why we're bottom is because literally anyone can afford a budget holiday to spain

school trips are a bit different but can't see the type of people that go to ibeefa choose to spend a nice day on the french riviera like

I've never even met an Austrian tourist.

We tip, even when we're not supposed to.

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody
why do dutchmen gawk at the cock?

36% of Americans own a passport.

they've probably been to paris at least once
or at least drove from calais to go amsterdam to smoke some weed with the lads

mexican passports dont count

This list is full of lies and deception.

too late

What makes the French shit tourists?

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

Damn... the Dutch are so cold

the very fact that they're french

We have to come up with an international question that has never been asked before?

In my (and everyone I know's) experience
It's because they are obnoxious, rude, smelly and are dangerously inept in traffic (such as stopping in the middle of the motorway to take pictures of horses)

too pretentious
nothing is good enough for the french

Dutch banter is really weird

They're French

>Dis is not honorable whitu piggu

>being drunk all the time
>puking in the streets
>pissing in public
>abusing drugs
>being a general annoyance

Gee, I don't know why

Nigga, you gay

>Worse than Chinese
Someone please give me some examples.

>demanding you speak French
Go fuck a cactus with venomous spikes, Pierre. We accept Dutch, English and German, now go away.

>arrogance
If you don't like it/us, fuck off

>they're French
Should be more than enough of a reason

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

They dont have horses?

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody

>japanese
>good behaved

Those savages eat frogs and snails!

What do you think they do to the horses

>arrive in touring car
>get out
>swarm particular tourist trap for 10 minutes
>make pictures of everything
>get back in touring car

I don't mind them

Why do I get the feeling the only reason Switzerland is on these lists is because people keep mistaking them for us?

>drunk, we pulled out his cock in front of everybody.

>67499683
The sand niggers LARPing as (((French)))

What's wrong with eating good meat?

>be dutch
>want to have fun
>touch other mens dicks

I dont know...

But ive got some meat! Wanna pull it out ;)

Why would French or Indians be on that list? Never encountered them as tourists, which is why I'm asking.

I'm not that faggot

You want some horse sausage?

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody

Fucking kek

Thanks for the tip

>Never encountered them as tourists
Be very glad. They are terrible in their own country, even worse outside of it.

Alri

I never really had problems with French when I was there, but my father speaks french so that may be the reason for it.

>we pulled out his cock in front of everybody
gast wat

/r/Sup Forums here we come

Of course you wouldn't.

What should we title our front page post guys?

We don't have any tourists. Why the fuck would anyone come here? I barely even want to come here

Post it if you want, I haven't got a reddit account

Somthing Anne frank related?